The best things in life are silly. Votes: 19
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. Votes: 14
I try to avoid giving advice. Votes: 8
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. Votes: 7
When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable. Votes: 2
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Votes: 0
I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. Votes: 0
My investments have been hurt. Votes: 0
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto Votes: 0
I get mail; therefore I am. Votes: 0
Home is pretty utopian. Votes: 0
Technology: No Place for Wimps! Votes: 0
Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. Votes: 0
By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out. Votes: 0
E-books are impervious to analogy. Votes: 0
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster. Votes: 0
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero. Votes: 0
I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral. Votes: 0
If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ? Votes: 0
If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you. Votes: 0
If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens. Votes: 0
I'm primarily just an investor. Votes: 0
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor. Votes: 0
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. Votes: 0
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there Votes: 0
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred. Votes: 0
The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar, Votes: 0
The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol. Votes: 0