Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Votes: 7
Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden. Votes: 7
I'm Irish. We think sideways Votes: 7
The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson. Votes: 6
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Votes: 6
I'm a hero with coward's legs. Votes: 5
It's all in the mind, you know. Votes: 2
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me. Votes: 0
God made nightButMan made darkness. Votes: 0
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. Votes: 0
I told you I was sick. Votes: 0
Its all in the mind, you know. Votes: 0