It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public. Votes: 8
Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov! Votes: 7
Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman. Votes: 6
There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter. Votes: 4
Ikea products should come free with happy meals. Votes: 4
If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch. Votes: 4
Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception. Votes: 3
Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends. Votes: 3
Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught. Votes: 3
God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate. Votes: 2
The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family. Votes: 1
Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson. Votes: 1
Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years. Votes: 0
My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people. Votes: 0
No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks. Votes: 0
There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said. Votes: 0
TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes. Votes: 0
You can split atoms, but you can't split true love. Votes: 0