I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. Votes: 0
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Votes: 0
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. Votes: 0
I didn't worry if a bit got no response, as long as I believed it had enough response to linger. Votes: 0
Comedy is not pretty. Votes: 0
She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care. Votes: 0
Be so good they can't ignore you. Votes: 0
I am a wild and crazy guy! Votes: 0
I'm enamored with the art world. Votes: 0
I love comedy. That's what got me into the arts. I don't even know how to categorize myself anymore. Votes: 0
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. Votes: 0
Always...no wait...never..... Votes: 0
As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy. Votes: 0
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress. Votes: 0
I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy. Votes: 0
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice. Votes: 0
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Votes: 0
I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch. Votes: 0
I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience. Votes: 0
I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management. Votes: 0
I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers. Votes: 0
It's pain that changes our lives. Votes: 0
My problem is that I don't get the same exhiliration from success as I get depression from failure. Votes: 0
Or is it that I think too much? Votes: 0
Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built. Votes: 0
She was feeling her bohemian oats. Votes: 0
So, I can hurt now, or hurt later. Votes: 0
So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background. Votes: 0
Teaching is a form of show business. Votes: 0