Velcro: what a rip-off. Votes: 11
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. Votes: 10
Black beauty - he's a dark horse. Votes: 8
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch." Votes: 5
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera." Votes: 0
I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. Votes: 0