Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying. Votes: 3
I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. Votes: 0
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. Votes: 0
This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury. Votes: 0
And I can see Russia from my house. Votes: 0
Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? Votes: 0
The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing. Votes: 0
Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it. Votes: 0
Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity. Votes: 0
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? Votes: 0
Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Votes: 0
Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it? Votes: 0
Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of. Votes: 0
I don't want to be somebody else. Votes: 0
I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement. Votes: 0
I want to go to there. Votes: 0
I was a very confident little kid. Votes: 0
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? Votes: 0
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet. Votes: 0
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. Votes: 0
Life is improvisation. Votes: 0
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. Votes: 0
Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself. Votes: 0
To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. Votes: 0
You're in competition with everyone. Votes: 0
Your initiations are worthwhile. Votes: 0