So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?" Votes: 6
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Votes: 0
I always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain. Votes: 0
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair. Votes: 0