I love goofing around, and I love breaking people's balls. I do it off camera, as well as on camera. Votes: 2
If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost. Votes: 1
I was offered 'I'm A Celebrity...' for a lot of money, but I don't like the level of degradation. Votes: 0
I've plenty of bows to my string. Votes: 0
The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch. Votes: 0