Quotes about Bathroom

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. Votes: 8

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. Votes: 8

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Votes: 8

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. Votes: 7

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. Votes: 7

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me. Votes: 7

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. Votes: 7

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Votes: 6

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. Votes: 6

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Votes: 6

If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom. Votes: 6

Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall. Votes: 6

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. Votes: 5

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. Votes: 5

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. Votes: 5

I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. Votes: 5

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. Votes: 5

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. Votes: 5

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way. Votes: 5

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. Votes: 5

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it. Votes: 5

I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions. Votes: 5

Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us? Votes: 5

I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control. Votes: 5

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. Votes: 5

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. Votes: 4

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. Votes: 4

I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom. Votes: 4

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls. Votes: 4

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air. Votes: 4

It is easier for me to take ten good pictures in an airplane bathroom than in the gardens at Versailles. Votes: 4

I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine. Votes: 4

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles. Votes: 4

I don't remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites; we were the only family in the area to have a bathroom suite on the lawn. Votes: 4

When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go. Votes: 4

What I remember about that experience is that if you went to go see ' Born On The Fourth Of July' and you happened to take a bathroom break real quick or grab some popcorn, you probably missed me. It was short, but it was memorable. Votes: 4

There's something of everything in my bathroom. Votes: 3

The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances. Votes: 3

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate. Votes: 3

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom. Votes: 3

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart. Votes: 3

Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport Votes: 3

I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom. Votes: 3

Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom. Votes: 3

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. Votes: 3

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom? Votes: 3

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom. Votes: 3

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom. Votes: 3

The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom. Votes: 3

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends. Votes: 3

Advertising is what happens on TV when people go to bathroom. Votes: 3

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women Votes: 3

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom Votes: 3

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick. Votes: 3

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky. Votes: 3

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Votes: 3

I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom. Votes: 3

Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom. Votes: 3

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom. Votes: 3

Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know. Votes: 3

At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom. Votes: 3

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. Votes: 3

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. Votes: 3

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom. Votes: 3

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity. Votes: 3

For anyone who has ever stood before a bathroom mirror and secretly thanked The Votes: 3

...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom. Votes: 3

Love is something that hangs up behind the bathroom door and smells of Lysol. Votes: 3

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. Votes: 3

Jesus, you've got a death wish." "Right now I have a bathroom-and-sleep-somewhere safe wish, kid. Votes: 3

And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate. Votes: 3

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom." Votes: 3

Everybody needs a seashell in her bathroom to remind her the ocean is her home. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. Votes: 3

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me Votes: 3

I crawled in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and saw the devil. It was me. Votes: 3

I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners. Votes: 3

The mother- poor invaded soul- finds even the bathroom door no bar to hammering little hands. Votes: 3

Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun. Votes: 3

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. Votes: 3

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom. Votes: 3

Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm. Votes: 3

Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic. Votes: 3

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight. Votes: 3

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom. Votes: 3

There was a slight rapping at my bathroom doorAre you alright in there?No. I respondedI'm drowning. Votes: 3

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example. Votes: 3

A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt. Votes: 3

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika) Votes: 3

I do not think it is appropriate for teenage boys and girls to share the same bathroom. Votes: 3

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher. Votes: 3

I'm still trying to defog the bathroom mirror to see the dream for what it clearly is. Votes: 3

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come? Votes: 3

Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom. Votes: 3

People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced. Votes: 3

I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Votes: 3

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. Votes: 3

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom! Votes: 3

I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom. Votes: 3

In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water Thinking; "Damn, I should've been a better father to my daughter" Votes: 3

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner! Votes: 3

Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom. Votes: 3

Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone. Votes: 3

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. Votes: 3

Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality! Votes: 3

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. Votes: 3

Why had Jesse asked Scarlett to sit next to him? And since when did guys go to the bathroom together? Votes: 3

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. Votes: 3

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea. Votes: 3

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom) Votes: 3

I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons. Votes: 3

In the Year 2000 men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs... is to make out. Votes: 3

Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom. Votes: 3

[T]here is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels. Votes: 3

Your wallet will be stolen, you'll get fat, slip on the bathroom tiles of a foreign hotel and crack your hip. Votes: 3

The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor, Votes: 3

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? Votes: 3

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. Votes: 3

At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I've failed. Votes: 3

Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time Votes: 3

Desire is like fog on a bathroom mirror -- its presence incites you to wipe the mirror, and see yourself clearly again. Votes: 3

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom. Votes: 3

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? Votes: 3

But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom. Votes: 3

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so. Votes: 3

I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.' Votes: 3

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. Votes: 3

Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject whatsoever. Votes: 3

Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It's like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs bathroom. Votes: 3

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PROPERTIES with basketball courts, bathroom facilities, toilet facilities. Many young people would love to get the hell out of cities Votes: 3

I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. Votes: 3

I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it. Votes: 3

That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time. Votes: 3

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off. Votes: 3

It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away. Votes: 3

flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Votes: 3

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely. Votes: 3

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom. Votes: 3

Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing. Votes: 3

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue! Votes: 3

Write in the kitchen, lock yourself up in the bathroom. Write on the bus or the welfare line, on the job or during meals. Votes: 3

I hate to be enclosed. I don't like bathroom doors - I don't shut them. In fact, in my house, I have no doors. Votes: 3

Some people out there think everything I do is a publicity stunt, they think when I go to the bathroom it's a publicity stunt. Votes: 3

I hid the homework, stayed in the bathroom for the longest time trying to cut class - I was a wreck as a kid. Votes: 3

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. Votes: 3

The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order. Votes: 3

There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes! Votes: 3

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. Votes: 3

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about Votes: 3

I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom). Votes: 3

Observation #8: Boys are icky. Do not even get me started on the state of the bathroom. I'm thinking of calling in a haz-mat team. Seriously. Votes: 3

And me I'm in the bathroom crying out my eyelids because it's hard to be a man when you're scared, just like a little kid. Votes: 3

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. Votes: 3

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. Votes: 3

Any Canadian looking in the bathroom mirror is sure to recognize one of Guy Vanderhaeghe's people. Man Descending is the startling debut of an excellent writer. Votes: 3

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. Votes: 3

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines. Votes: 3

I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday. Votes: 3

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom. Votes: 3

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit. Votes: 3

I went to the bathroom and threw some water on my face, combed my hair. If I could only comb that face, I thought, but I can't. Votes: 3

Where have you been?" he asked slowly."Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working any better than Mexico City's. Votes: 3

I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here. Votes: 3

When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off. Votes: 3

If I'm stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done. Votes: 3

I love to design and remodel houses, from working with the contractors to picking the colours, materials, kitchen and bathroom accessories to finally what furniture goes where. Votes: 3

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three. Votes: 3

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet. Votes: 3

Studs Lonigan, on the verge of fifteen, and wearing his first suit of long trousers, stood in the bathroom with a Sweet Caporal pasted on his mug. Votes: 3

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have. Votes: 3

Once, I lived in an apartment with a skylight in the bathroom. Every winter, it would snow through the skyline, but we got a discount because of it. Votes: 3

You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation. Votes: 3

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. Votes: 3

My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first. Votes: 3

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school. Votes: 3

My mother's Puerto Rican and my father's Russian-Jewish, so we consider ourselves to be Jewricans or Puertojews. I think Puertojew sounds like a kosher bathroom, so I prefer Jewrican. Votes: 3

Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is a fake bathroom break. Votes: 3

I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe. Votes: 3

I don't think it's man's function to write. I don't think it's a normal thing like teeth-brushing and going to the bathroom. It's a supered position on the animal. Votes: 3

I was brought up in a tenement house in a working district. We didn't even have a bathroom! We had a gaslight in the hallway and a black-and-white TV. Votes: 3

I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions. Votes: 3

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub. Votes: 3

Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed. Votes: 3

The only really firm rule of taste about cross dressing is that neither sex should ever wear anything they haven't yet figured out how to go to the bathroom in. Votes: 3

I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one. Votes: 3

I've dealt with a lot of couples over the years, and most cite the battle for closet and bathroom space as one of the most frequent causes of marital discord. Votes: 3

Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom. Votes: 3

I wish I had thrown out the bathroom scale at age 16. Weighing yourself every morning is like waking up and asking Dick Cheney to validate your sense of inner worth. Votes: 3

I don't want to be like the actor who rehearses everything in the bathroom, then comes to the set and carries on completely uninterrupted while the other actors tiptoe away. Votes: 3

When you're an actor on set, people treat you like a giant baby. They don't let you do anything. Like, "Do you need any food? Do you need the bathroom?" Votes: 3

What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages just long enough so you can use the bathroom. Votes: 3

I don't think people are too interested in my naked selfie in my bathroom while I'm shaving my legs. It wouldn't even occur to me to even post something that silly. Votes: 3

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost. Votes: 3

Let's stick together." "Well, you're going to have to wait here for me there: I'm going to the bathroom." "But how long are you going to be?" "Oh, three hours?" "Rocky . . . Votes: 3

I named my sons Brandon and Dylan after the Beverly Hills 90210 characters. Both of them were born in my bathroom. I had Dylan in my tub, and he came out underwater. Votes: 3

I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life..what happened was that I started to pray. Votes: 3

What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom. Votes: 3

For the first time in history, Congress has 100 women in it. Congratulations. Welcome to modern times, America. It's great having 100 women in Congress. Unless you're in line for the congressional bathroom. Votes: 3

They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home. Votes: 3

If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light? Put the torch there on the nightstand. Votes: 3

When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom? Votes: 3

When she faced the noise, she found the mayor's wife in a brand-new bathrobe and slippers. On the breast pocket of the robe sat an embroidered swastika. Propaganda even reached the bathroom. Votes: 3

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should. Votes: 3

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is. Votes: 3

There won't be any revolution in America ... the people are too clean. They spend all their time changing their shirts and washing themselves. You can't feel fierce and revolutionary in a bathroom. Votes: 3

Of all the subjects on this planet, I think my parents would have been hard put to name one less useful than Greek mythology to securing the keys to an executive bathroom. Votes: 3

The products in my bathroom are pretty minimal. Issey Miyake makes great cologne, and I use everything from Zirh, especially their shave scream. I really like Mario Badesco aftershave, too. It's amazing. Votes: 3

Most writers, including myself, had to endure a lot of rejections before finally getting published. You could wallpaper a sizeable bathroom with the rejection slips I have received. Don't ever give up! Votes: 3

I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there." Votes: 3

The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit is indestructible. It can move at the speed of light. Votes: 3

After this is over, I want a shower in a really big bathroom.""I'll get us the penthouse.""What makes you think you'll be sharing it with me?""I live in hope. Votes: 3

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it. Votes: 3

My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of. Votes: 3

I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom. Votes: 3

John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom. But nobody thought to ask him for what. Votes: 3

Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom. Votes: 3

I need my products to work and be fast! I don't love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every inch of my face. That's so not me. Votes: 3

The only time there's gonna be a transgender bathroom in the White House is during a gay rights ceremony. You know as well as I do that that's not going to happen. Votes: 3

The only time there's gonna be a transgender bathroom in the White House is during a gay rights ceremony. You know as well as I do that that's not going to happen. Votes: 3

People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something. Well okay then, the bathroom is very (beautiful) clean right now. Votes: 3

Having a separate bathroom for the black domestic was just the way things were done. It had faded out in new homes by the time the '70s and '80s rolled up. Votes: 3

You'll spend every Saturday night on the bathroom floor with no recollection of the night before You're a train wreck and everything that's in between Being alone doesn't seem so bad to me Votes: 3

Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they come with keys, and sometimes the men, they come with hammers. Votes: 3

What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late. Votes: 3

There are people who like short movies, and I think they should just watch our movies on DVD because they can pause, go to the bathroom, eat dinner, and come back to it. Votes: 3

& this girl right here? Who knows what she knows? So I'm going through her phone when she go to the bathroom and her purse right there, I don't trust these hoes at all. Votes: 3

When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did that weekend. I never wanted to be that girl crying in the bathroom. Votes: 3

in the mornin' po-lice at my door Fresh adidas squeak across the bathroom floor Out the back window.. I make a escape Don't even get a chance to grab my old school tape Votes: 3

The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P]. Votes: 3

I believe the best in people. I believe if you need a bathroom break you go to the bathroom. If you need treatment, you get treatment. I don't think any rules should be changed. Votes: 3

I really like 'Roar' and 'Dark Horse.' 'Dark Horse' I really like, and I feel I would sing that in the bathroom; I would buy that album, and I think Katy Perry's amazing! Votes: 3

My favorite question that is asked only of women is, 'What do you do with yourself all day?' The only possible answer is, 'Make nuclear bombs in my bathroom. Just little ones, though. Votes: 3

Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers. Votes: 3

Open offices keep everyone in tune with what is going on and keep the energy up. If an employee is about privacy, show him or her how to use the lock on the bathroom. Votes: 3

Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you're having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting. Guys' bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing. Votes: 3

You want to live, right? (Syn) Absolutely. (Kiara) Then we're where you are, bathroom breaks being the only exception "“ unless you're in public, and then we get to risk additional arrest records. (Syn) Votes: 3

I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs. It's tough, but I knew that was going to be the case. Votes: 3

There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We didn't have toilet paper. We went to the woods to use the bathroom. Votes: 3

Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the bathroom. 'It wasn't true.' 'You're lying.' 'You told me to. Votes: 3

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda. Votes: 3

I had trained myself not to go to the bathroom throughout my elementary and junior high school years because I was bullied. And you don't understand why you're being bullied, so you just suppress it. Votes: 3

Americans are always mortified when I tell them this, but in England, it's a tradition to put your plaques and photographs and awards and gold records and stuff in your bathroom. I don't know why. Votes: 3

To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not to see as messages to stop, but rather as tickets to the game. Votes: 3

What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate. Votes: 3

Homeschooling will certainly produce some socially awkward adults, but the odds are good they would have been just as quirky had they spent twelve years raising their hand for permission to go to the bathroom. Votes: 3

In high school I was an outcast... I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen. Votes: 3

Someone once said, that the internet is the bathroom wall of the 21 century. And that appears to be true, especially since Bobrick transitioned to plastic laminates removing the opportunity to defame others behind those closed doors. Votes: 3

The bathroom door swings open. Emma sees the blood painting my skin and the red rivers carved on my body. Emma sees the wet knife, silver and bone. The screams of my little sister shatter mirrors. Votes: 3

In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen. Votes: 3

People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it's simply a measurement. Votes: 3

I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things, you can't leave the bathroom door open...you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch. Votes: 3

I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open... you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch. Votes: 3

Did you really think I was too fragile to know what Deryn was?" "Fragile?" Volger looked about. "I hadn't thought so, but now I find you brooding in a bathroom. This doesn't speak well of your sturdiness. Votes: 3

I find mirrors detestable; I dislike seeing myself. Of course, there's a mirror in the bathroom, but it's a magnifying one for shaving. Photographs are fine, but I don't like mirrors because they take you by surprise. Votes: 3

Whenever I'm on tour and I'm in my hotel room and I'm writing and playing my guitar, I go in the bathroom and I record whatever I'm writing in there. It's just what I love to do. Votes: 3

My father's motto has always been 'Room in the heart, room in the house.' As charming as this sounds, it translates into a long line for the bathroom and extra loads of laundry for my mother. Votes: 3

I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I've never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It's challenging, and I like to be challenged. Votes: 3

I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up. Votes: 3

If Grandma Goldman ever smiled, she must have done it in the bathroom with the door locked. She had been the undisputed head of her own family, ruling with an iron hand and a mouth full of rocks. Votes: 3

She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all" Votes: 3

When you're in prison, there's no hiding. These women are not hiding behind towels and shower curtains. They go to the bathroom with no doors on the stalls. It would actually look weird, if these women were hiding. Votes: 3

One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I realized I had one of two choices, change the list or change myself. Votes: 3

What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate. Votes: 3

I remember one tour with two male-fronted bands, and they had a fight over who could use the bathroom first. Then they just ended up having a beef with each other for the entire rest of the tour. Votes: 3

It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not. Votes: 3

Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said. Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked. Votes: 3

The bathroom mirror has not budged, the woman who lives there can tell the truth from the stuff they say and looks me in the eye- says do you prefer the easy way? No? Well ok then, dont cry. Votes: 3

If I really like the smell of something - a piece of tar or my goddaughter's plastic doll - I put a tiny piece in a bottle with a label. I keep them in a fridge in my bathroom. Votes: 3

In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said 'looks like we're a couple of peeing Toms. His angry silence is something I'll never forget. Votes: 3

Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too; those are happy drugs - social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You're out in the open. You're not in a bathroom. Votes: 3

I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross." Votes: 3

I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross. Votes: 3

Love is a cognitive, willful act. Feelings have very little to do with it, particularly around three o'clock in the morning when the baby needs changing or somebody has "lost it" before getting to the bathroom to throw up. Votes: 3

I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're going to find me later having a panic attack in your parents' bathroom. Who wants to French-kiss? Votes: 3

You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It's true. The last woman that attempted it, it was 1937 and her name was Amelia Earhart. Votes: 3

I dunno, when I started writing really I was like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex... occasionally, stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls... Votes: 3

I realized that I loved using computers to create something, but being an architect just wasn't going to keep me interested. The idea of a life spent obsessing over bathroom details for an Upper East Side penthouse was pretty depressing. Votes: 3

There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes. I hoard clothes. My makeup spills from the bathroom drawers, and there are different women for different lipsticks. Votes: 3

For anyone who has ever stood before a bathroom mirror and secretly thanked The Academy, a hilarious guide to becoming 'It' in an age where the line between fame and infamy is as fine as a Manolo Blahnik stiletto heel. Votes: 3

I had started working in television but it did not pay that much. I was 27, renting this little one-bed flat in Shepherd's Bush, West London, with a bathroom so small only someone of my size could actually get in it. Votes: 3

If one limits to developing only the kitchen and bathroom as standardized rooms because of their installation, and then also decides to arrange the remaining living area with movable walls, I believe that any justified living requirements can be met. Votes: 3

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush. Votes: 3

There was a point in my 40s when I went into the bathroom with a bottle of wine, locked the door, and said, 'I'm not coming out until I can totally accept the way that I look right now.' Votes: 3

There are some ghost stories in Japan where - when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the Japanese toilet - a hand is actually starting to grab you from beneath. It's a very scary story. Votes: 3

I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower stall and a Jacuzzi we could put to really good use. I know you'd like it. Votes: 3

The dining room is a building; the bathroom is a building. If we scatter this single-program architecture inside of a domestic environment, we can link an interior urbanism in a way similar to a village or a township of tiny houses. Votes: 3

I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom. Votes: 3

You've got to be on the ball from the minute you step out into that spotlight. You gotta know exactly what you're doing every second on that stage, otherwise the act goes right into the bathroom. It's all over. Good night. Votes: 3

If I'm going to buy a new guitar, I take it to a good 'hot' room, like a tiled bathroom, and listen to the wood. If tone comes off the neck, you can bet it's gonna sound beautiful through an amp Votes: 3

I get up just before six and come downstairs, put food out for the cats, and open the cat flap. Then I work out for 35 or 40 minutes - I have a very large bathroom with an elliptical cross-trainer and a bicycle. Votes: 3

I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away. Votes: 3

I've got six brothers, so I grew up with all boys, then I moved in with three girls, and the differences were incredible. Living in a very feminine house threw me a bit. The bathroom was unbelievable; it was like a chemist's. Votes: 3

I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me. Votes: 3

When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went to the bathroom on himself ... but we never had the kid who came in one day and started shooting everyone. Votes: 3

You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom. Votes: 3

Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while taking a leak. See, the women in the room, they might not know what we're talking about; every dude knows. Votes: 3

We are being entertained all the time - in the bathroom, on the train, in our beds. Sure, there is a smaller audience for theater. But we know from radio that entertainment never goes away, it just changes. And more power to it. Votes: 3

I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn't much fun. Home wasn't the same if I couldn't sleep in my own bedroom or use the bathroom by myself. I felt like a stranger in those familiar rooms. Votes: 3

It doesn't occur to so many people that if you don't have a clear heterosexual, gender confirming identity that there are parts of day-to-day life - like using a bathroom or getting your clothes - that just aren't going to be as easy. Votes: 3

Ludwig's enormous, awe-inspiring genius, his productivity, his prescient modernism were all contained in music. Beside that, the letters to the Immortal Beloved looked no more impressive to her than bathroom stall graffiti: L.V.B. luvs his I.B. Wishes she wuz here." Votes: 3

The Internet's like one big bathroom wall with a lot of people who anonymously can say really mean things. It's fine, I believe in freedom of speech and I think people should think what they want, but I don't care to hear it. Votes: 3

No one preached to me... No one had to... I wouldn't have listened anyway. I became a believer from a direct encounter with an answered prayer. I came face to face with God and all his power in a tiny bathroom in Washington. Votes: 3

My bathroom is filled with hair and makeup stuff and I play with it all the time. What the real lesson is, is that you can own your own sense of beauty. It doesn't have to be something you get from somewhere else. Votes: 3

I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice. "How many times do we have to tell you? Always use the potty before climbing into a shipping crate. Votes: 3

I'm not the sort of bloke who spends a long time in the bathroom. I've never used a face cream in my life and I don't like it when I go on TV and they offer me make-up. I tell 'em, 'No thanks.' Votes: 3

When I finally decide that I'm ready to get out of bed, it could be the sunlight, it could be the fact that I'm awake, and, OK, first of all, I wake up in the morning because I have to go to the bathroom. Votes: 3

I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without. Votes: 3

Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall. Votes: 3

Next morning I awoke, looked out the window and nearly died of fright. My screams brought Atticus from his bathroom half-shaven. "The world's endin', Atticus! Please do something -!" I dragged him to the window and pointed. "No it's not," he said. "It's snowing. Votes: 3

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom. Votes: 3

He came in and took a piss in my hotel bathroom without even closing the door as I'm standing right there. I'm like, Alright. You're comfortable. It was like we knew each other for four or five years, even though we had never met. Votes: 3

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.' Votes: 3

When I was very young, I used to clean up after my parents. If I stay in a hotel, I make the bed and clean the room when I get up, even the bathroom mirror, for which I carry a tiny bottle of ammonia. Votes: 3

People never sing...except in the bathroom. Birthing women also make their natural sounds next to running bath water. There is something about the power of water. People are drawn to water, spas, and sacred streams. Women in labor are drawn to water, too. Votes: 3

What I remember about the experience is that if you went to go see 'Born On The Fourth Of July' and you happened to take a bathroom break real quick or grab some popcorn, you probably missed me. It was short, but it was memorable. Votes: 3

I always seem to be chosen to do very flattering things like the beard comb over or go to the bathroom with the door open on Sex and the City or be the guy people meow at in Super Troopers. It's great for self esteem. Votes: 3

Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you. Votes: 3

It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick. Votes: 3

The writing process is sort of like when you've got no electricity and you've gotten up in the middle of the night to find the bathroom, feeling your way along in the dark. I can't hardly tell you what I do because I really don't know. Votes: 3

When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom and hiding out in one of the stalls. And I would literally wrap myself in toilet paper so as not to get hypothermia. Votes: 3

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. I was also a fan of the 'shoe closet.' Reading felt thrilling and illicit and deeply private to me, and I felt vulnerable doing it in public. Votes: 3

My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, "Where's the bathroom?" and making theatrical looking-around gestures like a lost foreign tourist. But then, instead of finding the bathroom, I sneakily grab my coat and leave. Votes: 3

In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink coffee and have tummy troubles and they go to the bathroom like anybody else, and they all have relationship problems, if they even have relationships. Votes: 3

I had an older brother, an older sister and a younger brother, and though I look back fondly on my childhood, I think that when you've got four siblings sharing the same resources and a single kids' bathroom, it's going to get a little tense at times. Votes: 3

When Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow meet, only Today gets to shake hands twice. That makes Today twice as important as the other two. But it also means that Today must be careful, because who knows whether Yesterday or Tomorrow washed their hands after going to the bathroom. Votes: 3

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. Votes: 3

The motion picture made in Hollywood, if it is to create art at all, must do so within such strangling limitations of subject and treatment that it is a blind wonder it ever achieves any distinction beyond the purely mechanical slickness of a glass and chromium bathroom. Votes: 3

I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to go out and, you know, go to the bathroom because all the outdoor toilets. But anyhow, I was only going out to see the boys. Votes: 3

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend Votes: 3

So as I shivered, naked and damp, in front of the bathroom mirror, I raised my eyes skyward. "I hope we're still okay."I got no answer, but then, I didn't really expect one. Answer or not, it didn't matter. That's the thing about faith, I guess. Votes: 3

I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know people would be like, 'Did you see that guy come out of the bathroom? The one with doves, it was beautiful.' Votes: 3

I feel so lucky that I met the love of my life. You know somebody's in it to win it when they're changing your IV bag or you're having a seizure and they're holding you. And helping you to the bathroom. You know that they love you. Votes: 3

You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. Votes: 3

I plead guilty to that when I was young pastor. In one of my churches I changed so much, one old wag said I'd changed everything in the church except the signs on the bathroom doors! I could have used a little more wisdom. And common sense. Votes: 3

I didn't go Hollywood on the outside with flashy cars, upstairs maids and mink-covered bathroom fixtures. I went Hollywood on the inside, and that's worst of all. I tried to avoid being natural. I lowered my voice. I copied the mannerisms of other stars. I struck poses. Votes: 3

In Bio last year, I learned that blood is actually a dark maroon when it's inside your body. It's the exposure to oxygen that turns it bright red. And there must have been a lot of oxygen in my bathroom, because that blood was bright, bright red. Votes: 3

My favourite room in my house is easily the top room, which is a bedroom but also a bathroom, with a big, wooden carved bath, two huge fireplaces and a raised bit in the corner for performances. I've had some really lovely parties and poetry readings up there. Votes: 3

Just so you know, I hate camping. I'm not so much appreciating the fact that there's no bathroom out here. 'Nature calls' while walking in nature is on my list of least favorite things. You tigers, and men in general, have it so much easier than us girls. Votes: 3

You go into this survival instinct mode, when you feel like your life is in jeopardy. I found myself in the bathroom with my taser, which I have 10 of, my panic button and my cell phone. It was the most terrifying experience I've ever had in my life Votes: 3

In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink coffee and have tummy troubles and they go to the bathroom like anybody else, and they all have relationship problems, if they even have relationships.' Votes: 3

I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in the bathroom, studying the woods, kidding around with a girl, playing cards lazily - all kinds of stuff that American brands 'shiftless.' Votes: 3

I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where I'd OD'ed on laxatives, and that a possible rapist was quietly passing me notes under the bathroom door. Votes: 3

I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water. Votes: 3

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if it can be called that, consists of the stereotyped variations that go with a beginner's aria in a bathroom. For the ear, he is an unutterable bore. Votes: 3

Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects as electric meters, alarm clocks, home refrigerators and thermostats, video cameras, bathroom scales, and Christmas-tree lights - all of which are, or soon will be, accessible remotely. Votes: 3

When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy, put back on your shelf, and rediscover a few years later. I hope that the book finds its way into the bathroom of every kid in America. Votes: 3

When I was a teenager I would lock myself in the bathroom for hours, bouffanting my hair like Patty Duke and trying to recreate Barbra Streisand's flawless eyeliner, only to comb it all out and wash it all off before stepping out into the world a butchish bisexual teen. Votes: 3

You may not like the idea of putting money into a home when you're moving out. But it's demanded by the market. You need to show it off. You don't have to rip out the kitchen and bathroom. But maybe replace the tiles or the countertops. Get professional advice. Votes: 3

When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit. Votes: 3

One of the things that I do that I've found from being newly married is that my husband and I, we go in the bathroom and brush our teeth together. And that's when we talk about what's going on in the day, so we get to bond that way. Votes: 3

When Demetrie got sick, we knew it was our responsibility to take care of her and pay her medical bills. And we embraced that. But the tricky part is, like so many families in the South, we also expected her to use a separate bathroom, to use separate utensils. Votes: 3

I didn't like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, 'I don't know how she's alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.' Votes: 3

I lay there silently,hoarding my small dignity.I did not ask about the gate or the closet.I did not question the bedtime ritualwhere, on the cold bathroom tiles,I was spread out dailyand examined for flaws.I did not knowthat my bones,those solids, those pieces of sculpturewould not splinter." Votes: 3

I do think the secret to a good marriage is separate bathrooms. Votes: 2

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living. Votes: 2

I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another. Votes: 2

I think that the point of being an architect is to help raise the experience of everyday living, even a little. Putting a window where people would really like one. Making sure a shaving mirror in a hotel bathroom is at the right angle. Making bureaucratic buildings that are somehow cheerful. Votes: 1

I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me. Votes: 1

The Exorcist' is absolutely my favorite horror film, and I watched it when I was, like, seven years old with my mother for the first time. I don't know why my mom let me watch that. I couldn't go to the bathroom by myself. I couldn't go upstairs by myself. I couldn't sleep. Votes: 1

I like 'Goodbye My Lover' because it's a really personal song and I recorded it in my landlady's bathroom in Los Angeles. She had a piano in there and for me listening back to it, it actually sounds like the voice I hear in my head. It's so close to what I can imagine. Votes: 1

I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey girl, you're alright'. But on the other hand, I find the website stuff, and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life. You can't take anything like that too seriously, otherwise you'd end up in the loony bin. Votes: 1

I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. Votes: 0

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages. Votes: 0

The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh. Votes: 0

The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests that the Pulitzer is not what it once was. Votes: 0

Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned it. "What? It's what girls do. Get over it. Votes: 0