Sometimes I wonder what the difference is between being cautious and being dead. Votes: 3
Sue GraftonMen always want to be remembered whereas women realize that requires being dead. Votes: 3
Ann AguirreActually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. Votes: 3
Chuck PalahniukRonan," Noah said, "I have a super bad feeling.""It's called being dead," Ronan replied. Votes: 3
Maggie StiefvaterSleep is uncanny, I have always found it so, a nightly dress-rehearsal for being dead. Votes: 3
John BanvilleSeven cities warred for Homer, being dead, Who, living, had no roof to shroud his head. Votes: 3
Thomas HeywoodAbout the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead! Votes: 3
Stephen LeacockWhat fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? Votes: 3
Randy GlasbergenI am afraid of dying-but being dead, oh yes, that to me is often an appealing prospect. Votes: 3
Kathe KollwitzOne of the advantages of being dead, I guess, is that somebody else can edit all this. Votes: 3
Hunter S. ThompsonFame then was cheap, and the first comer sped; And they have kept it since by being dead. Votes: 3
John DrydenI like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness. Votes: 3
Jhonen VasquezNot as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I'm very fond of me. I would miss me a lot. Votes: 3
Josh LanyonI'm not good at being lionized, and when I'm in 'Grateful Dead'-type situations, that happens. Votes: 2
Robert HunterWorry compounds the futility of being trapped on a dead-end street. Thinking opens new avenues. Votes: 2
Cullen HightowerBeing with an insanely jealous person is like being in the room with a dead mammoth. Votes: 2
Mike NicholsPart of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet. Votes: 0
George CarlinBeing dead's only a problem if you know you're dead, which you never do because you're dead! Votes: 0
Jonathan FranzenLife is fun. celebrate. If you aren't being kicked, the world probably thinks you are dead anyways. Votes: 0
Parashar PandyaNothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn''t be seen dead at Votes: 0
Bill VaughanBeing alive is about playing to win. Being brain dead is when you play not to loose. Votes: 0
Richard SaundersBeing dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school. Votes: 0
Ashleigh BrilliantBeing cared for when one is dead is less satisfactory than being cared for when one is alive. Votes: 0
Aldous HuxleyMy skin is dead good. I think it must be a combination of being in love and Lucozade. Votes: 0
Sue Townsend