Quotes about Bottle

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Votes: 5

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. Votes: 5

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Votes: 5

Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships. Votes: 5

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. Votes: 5

She was poison in a pretty bottle. Votes: 4

Every pint bottle should contain a quart. Votes: 4

A lot of making TV is lightening in a bottle. Votes: 4

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle. Votes: 4

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. Votes: 4

The other guys just caught lightning in a bottle with a great game. Votes: 4

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. Votes: 4

My first son didn't really take a bottle, and I didn't like giving bottles. Votes: 4

Golf is difficult to get your personality over because you are such a bottle of concentration. Votes: 4

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. Votes: 4

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table. Votes: 4

You can enjoy a $15 bottle of wine as much as you can enjoy a $100 bottle of wine. Votes: 4

A drunkards purse is a bottle. Votes: 3

Wine is poetry in a bottle. Votes: 3

A bottle of wine was good company. Votes: 3

A quart bottle should hold a quart. Votes: 3

I always carry Evian bottle and sunscreen. Votes: 3

Warm evenings, pale mornings, bottle of blues Votes: 3

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. Votes: 3

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer. Votes: 3

I'm like a bottle of milk with gloves. Votes: 3

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters. Votes: 3

The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me. Votes: 3

Don't ever knock a bottle out of my hand. Votes: 3

The battle with the bottle is nothing so novel. Votes: 3

The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst. Votes: 3

We ought to be opening a bottle of wine! Votes: 3

Don't die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge. Votes: 3

For a poet he threw a very accurate milk bottle. Votes: 3

Light is in both the broken bottle and the diamond. Votes: 3

I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself, Votes: 3

I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself. Votes: 3

It's like trying to drink whisky from a bottle of wine. Votes: 3

There are some amazingly good wines for five dollars a bottle. Votes: 3

That buck that bought a bottle could have struck the lotto Votes: 3

I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade. Votes: 3

Each fragrance bottle and name captured a moment in time perfectly. Votes: 3

Lately I been drinking like there's a message in a bottle Votes: 3

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player. Votes: 3

The strength of the genie comes from being in a bottle. Votes: 3

My old man's got a problem, he lives with the bottle. Votes: 3

You can't teach biology with a bottle containing dead animals and organisms. Votes: 3

In most organizations, the bottleneck is at the top of the bottle. Votes: 3

If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it. Votes: 3

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey Votes: 3

When a deposit bottle is broken, you don't get your nickel back. Votes: 3

After moral poisoning, one requires physical remedies and a bottle of champagne. Votes: 3

Who do you think it was that brought the bottle to her? Votes: 3

Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle. Votes: 3

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go! Votes: 3

I rarely drink from the bottle, but I'll smoke a little weed, Votes: 3

My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne. Votes: 3

I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey. Votes: 3

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin. Votes: 3

Shake and shake The catsup bottle. None will come, And then a lot'll. Votes: 3

A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. Votes: 3

I'm the anti-rock star. I'm happy just to have a bottle of water. Votes: 3

My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe. Votes: 3

I would happily die with a bottle of white Burgundy in my mouth, Votes: 3

I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle Votes: 3

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork Votes: 3

Are two people drinking from the same bottle of wine having a common experience? Votes: 3

Top-down approaches do not work. The bottleneck is at the top of the bottle. Votes: 3

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. Votes: 3

I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness. Votes: 3

The one true friend I thought I'd found, tonight the bottle let me down. Votes: 3

A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership. Votes: 3

In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence. Votes: 3

A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect. Votes: 3

Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere. Votes: 3

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. Votes: 3

I used to drink from my little sister's bottle when she was a baby. Votes: 3

Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down. Votes: 3

Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff. Votes: 3

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. Votes: 3

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone. Votes: 3

Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle. Votes: 3

I'll buy a bottle for anyone who can tell me what makes a picture beautiful! Votes: 3

World series attitude, champagne bottle life, nothing ever changes so tonight is like tomorrow night. Votes: 3

Happiness can be bought with a bottle of wine and has become ambiguous through overuse. Votes: 3

Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine. Votes: 3

When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle. Votes: 3

You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard. Votes: 3

Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all others were making ships. Votes: 3

An ink bottle, which now seems impossibly quaint, was still thinkable as a symbol in 1970. Votes: 3

The rigidity of a bottle's form does not affect the fluidity of the liquid it contains. Votes: 3

I'm down to a bottle of wine a day, but my hands still shake a bit. Votes: 3

Beetroot, garlic, lemon ... and buy a bottle of olive oil. All these things are very critical. Votes: 3

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. Votes: 3

Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships." Votes: 3

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Votes: 3

Within the bottle's depths, the wine's soul sang one night. Drink wine, drink poetry, drink virtue. Votes: 3

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple. Votes: 3

I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills. Votes: 3

I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death. Votes: 3

I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes & a bottle of Jack! Votes: 3

A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you. Votes: 3

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache. Votes: 3

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk. Votes: 3

What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle. Votes: 3

Your voice is a little like cocaine. You could bottle that stuff up and sell it." Votes: 3

If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands. Votes: 3

I like on the table, when we're speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine. Votes: 3

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Votes: 3

Someone once described the pitching of a no-hit game as like catching lighting in a bottle. Votes: 3

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. Votes: 3

Now that I have opened that bottle of memories they're pouring out like wine, crimson and bittersweet. Votes: 3

Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it. Votes: 3

Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine. Votes: 3

To meet Roosevelt with all his buoyant sparkle, his iridescence, was like opening a bottle of champagne. Votes: 3

Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been? Votes: 3

It's not your instincts that are the problem. It's your tendency to drown them in a bottle. Votes: 3

Hemingway describes literary New York as a bottle full of tapeworms trying to feed on each other. Votes: 3

Publishing a book is like stuffing a note into a bottle and hurling it into the sea. Votes: 3

Act on your impulse, swallow the bottle, cut a little deeper, put the gun to your chest. Votes: 3

Love is an empty bottle, and it makes my heart thirsty thinking how fast I chugged it Votes: 3

Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend. Votes: 3

Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart. Votes: 3

a certain red cardinal sounded like a little bottle being filled up, up, up with some clear liquid. Votes: 3

It's too late by the way, with virtual reality. You can't put the genie back into the bottle. Votes: 3

It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet. Votes: 3

There's no way I can be tossed around like a bottle slapped here and there on the waves. Votes: 3

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. Votes: 3

A book is simply the container of an idea-like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters. Votes: 3

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. Votes: 3

We should not be confident in our ability to keep a super-intelligent genie locked up in its bottle forever. Votes: 3

The world needs water. For every bottle of wine you drink you contribute to conserving the drinking water reserves. Votes: 3

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! Votes: 3

There is no need to put your heart in a bottle, then you will die. - Ty from Stolen Votes: 3

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. Votes: 3

Life is a little like a message in a bottle, to be carried by the winds and the tides. Votes: 3

My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens. Votes: 3

Looking back, I wish I could bottle the stuff that made it better, but how can one bottle time? Votes: 3

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later. Votes: 3

Mix your drinks, and it's best not to cry over spilt milk, but put it back in the bottle. Votes: 3

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat. Votes: 3

I love it when the dark bottle of night spills out, and the Moon writes in chalk about us. Votes: 3

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book. Votes: 3

Breastfeeding should not be taboo"”and bottle feeding should not be judged"”it's ALL fun for the whole family, Votes: 3

I think when you put sex and spirituality in the same bottle and shake it up, bad things happen. Votes: 3

The electron, as it leaves the atom, crystallises out of Schrödinger's mist like a genie emerging from his bottle. Votes: 3

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! Votes: 3

If she was broken, she would slash him with her jagged edges, reckless as a drunkard with a shattered bottle. Votes: 3

'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world. Votes: 3

Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine. Votes: 3

Your leftover meatloaf makes me horny. Let us make love like the first squirt from a new bottle of ketchup. Votes: 3

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne. Votes: 3

I usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have. Votes: 3

The most important things are actually the easiest to obtain: great friends, good food, and a decent bottle of wine. Votes: 3

Sometimes the Bible in the hands of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another. Votes: 3

Life is like pouring water into a Coca- Cola bottle; if you're the least bit scared you can't do it Votes: 3

The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world. Votes: 3

Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.' Votes: 3

A book is simply the container of an idea like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters. Votes: 3

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue. Votes: 3

I'm attempting to put myself in a bottle that will one day wash up on the beach for my children. Votes: 3

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. Votes: 3

To the bottle! In infancy, the milk bottle; in our prime, the wine bottle; in our dotage, the pill bottle. Votes: 3

Was I like honey thinking it's a small bear, not realizing the bear is just the shape of its bottle? -Cheryl Votes: 3

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels. Votes: 3

Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. Votes: 3

When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred, He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!" Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. Votes: 3

The whole world's a bottle, And life's but a dram, When the bottle gets empty, It sure ain't worth a damn. Votes: 3

Then I smell the sweat on him, a clean musky scent that I'd bottle and wear as perfume if I could. Votes: 3

I grew up walking out with no music. I wish I had the bottle to dance on but I can't dance. Votes: 3

If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day Votes: 3

By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there. Votes: 3

Baltimore is permissiveness. The pleasures of the flesh, the table, the bottle, and the purse are tolerated with a civilized understanding. Votes: 3

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. Votes: 3

To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find. Votes: 3

Certainly we've seen the enormous changes across the whole of the Middle East. The democratic genie is out of the bottle. Votes: 3

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. Votes: 3

When done right, music should breathe, be alive. It's not about getting it perfect, it's about capturing lightning in a bottle. Votes: 3

You die, but most of what you have accumulated will not be lost; you are leaving a message in a bottle. Votes: 3

I'm really addicted to water. I carry a bottle of water everywhere I go. I know people think I'm a nut. Votes: 3

I made a mental note to watch which bottle became empty soonest, sometimes a more telling evaluation system than any other. Votes: 3

You have to have your face in the food. These days people think a tattoo and a bottle of Sriracha equals success. Votes: 3

I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties. Votes: 3

a society driven mainly by selfish individualism has all the potential for sustainability of a collection of angry scorpions in a bottle. Votes: 3

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave. Votes: 3

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious. Votes: 3

It's such a thrill to perform live. You never know if you're going to get hit with a bottle or a bra. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. Votes: 3

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams. Votes: 3

I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. Votes: 3

The cat does more for the war effort than you do. He acts as a hot-water bottle and saves fuel and power. Votes: 3

While it did smash, breaking a bottle over someone’s head requires a lot more force than movies had led me to believe. Votes: 3

Now aren't you glad I made you take a bath?" Bill asked. "One less bottle of eau de reekette punching holes in l'ozone. Votes: 3

My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out. Votes: 3

I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk. Votes: 3

My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away. Votes: 3

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. Votes: 3

In all the good Greek of Plato I lack my roastbeef and potato. A better man was Aristotle, Pulling steady on the bottle. Votes: 3

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex. Votes: 3

My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away." Votes: 3

The morality code that remains after the religion that produced it is rejected is like the perfume that lingers in an empty bottle. Votes: 3

Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese current. Votes: 3

I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage. Votes: 3

If fitness came in a bottle,everyone would have a great body. Skip the quick fixes;hard work is what ensures lasting results! Votes: 3

My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic? Votes: 3

One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere. Votes: 3

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent Votes: 3

It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly. Votes: 3

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it. Votes: 3

I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things out. Votes: 3

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. Votes: 3

My new favourite smell is new baby smell. It makes me so happy. If someone could bottle that, I'd love to have it. Votes: 3

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news. Votes: 3

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive. Votes: 3

I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue. Votes: 3

I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. Votes: 3

I got a heart like a half bottle of no-label whiskey.Nothing to brag on,but enough for you, and all your friends, too. Votes: 3

Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie in the bottle. Votes: 3

sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them. Votes: 3

I can't help but watch his lips as they cover the opening of the bottle that my lips were just touching. We're practically kissing. Votes: 3

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. Votes: 3

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble. Votes: 3

Sometimes, however, this sense of isolation, like acid spilling out of a bottle, can unconsciously eat away at a person's heart and dissolve it. Votes: 3

I have always had more dread of a pen, a bottle of ink, and a sheet of paper than of a sword or pistol. Votes: 3

Maybe the French will get a manned craft into space if they can get a rocket strong enough to lift a bottle of wine. Votes: 3

The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in the cupboard. Votes: 3

A maiden's first kiss cometh hard, yea, it is as the first olive out of a bottle, requiring much skill; but the rest are easy. Votes: 3

Doing a scene is like opening a bottle. If it doesn't open one way, try another - perhaps even give it up for another bottle? Votes: 3

I started writing everything down.I wrote for the same reason someone lost sticks a message in a bottle. I'm here. Help. Please find me. Votes: 3

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet. Votes: 3

I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk. Votes: 3

My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine. Votes: 3

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet. Votes: 3

Parents don't want their children to lose that purity and innocence of childhood. We want to bottle that and hold onto that, but it's impossible. Votes: 3

I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent. Votes: 3

The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I'm a barbarian). Votes: 3

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night. Votes: 3

We may be likened to two scorpions in a bottle, each capable of killing the other, but only at the risk of his own life. Votes: 3

Briggsy's performances down the years have been pure magic. If they could bottle his ability and sell if at drama schools they'd make a fortune. Votes: 3

Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills, or the bottle. Votes: 3

Portofino in the '60s was magic. Women in bright silk, each with a gardenia in their hand. The bottle started then, in my mind. Votes: 3

I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together. Votes: 3

Christopher Plummer once told me that he never orders a wine without first confirming that the restaurant has a second bottle in case he loves it. Votes: 3

Nobody sells books like J.K. Rowling. We have a rule in publishing: Never compare anything to 'Harry Potter' because it's like lightning in a bottle. Votes: 3

I think the American people recognize that the world has shrunk. That it's interconnected. That you're not going to put that genie back in the bottle. Votes: 3

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure. Votes: 3

The plastic bottle we're throwing away every day still stays there. And if we show that to people, then we can also promote some behavioral change. Votes: 3

After Ive enjoyed a floral bouquet to its fullest, I drop a few petals in a bottle with distilled water to create my own soothing toner. Votes: 3

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk. Votes: 3

Then it was like a genie out of the bottle and it began to walk all on its own and in directions I did not want. Votes: 3

Today, grass-roots Republicans want to drink a bottle of 2010 small-government wine, but our candidates were bottled in another era, before the tea party's ideas took root. Votes: 3

As the alcohol overcomes my mind, I hear the glass bottle shatter on the floor. This seems appropriate since I have obviously lost my grip on everything. Votes: 3

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth Votes: 3

My daddy left home when I was three and he didn't leave much to Ma and me, just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Votes: 3

Once I threw a water bottle from the stage into the audience, and it hit Tony Bennett in the head. It was a special moment for me. Votes: 3

If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago. Votes: 3

It's so important to encourage the use of suncream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sunbeds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer. Votes: 3

I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get itself out of the bottle. Votes: 3

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex. Votes: 3

My mom used to wear the fragrance Poison when I was younger, and I remember that scent and the purple bottle. That was my first [perfume] memory. Votes: 3

There is far too much of the feeding-bottle in education and young people ought to be supplied with good intellectual food and then left to help themselves. Votes: 3

When we can't bottle our tears up anymore, God catches every one in His bottle. God's catching every falling tear because He won't let us fall apart. Votes: 3

The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed. Votes: 3

I have, he went on, betrayed myself withbelief, deluded myself with lovetricked myself with sex.the bottle is damned faithful, he said,the bottle will not lie Votes: 3

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever. Votes: 3

Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge. Votes: 3

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had. Votes: 3

Energy literacy means you can see the waste in disposing of a plastic bottle after you've drunk water from some place on the other side of the world. Votes: 3

The bottle of whiskey - the second one - was now in constant demand by all present, excepting Catherine, who 'felt just as good on nothing at all. Votes: 3

So I sit there kicked my heels, thinking about New Orleans, and watching a morbid blue-bottle fly attempt to commit suicide by butting his head against the windowpane. Votes: 3

I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce. Votes: 3

Last week, I had to offer my publisher a bottle that was far too good for him simply because there was nothing between the insulting and the superlative. Votes: 3

There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle. Votes: 3

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Votes: 3

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda Votes: 3

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command. Votes: 3

Every time you drink an inferior bottle, it is as if you took a fine bottle and smashed it against a wall. You can't get that bottle back! Votes: 3

If I had time in a bottle, if words could make wishes come true, I'd save everyday for eternity passes. And then I would spend them with you. Votes: 3

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. Votes: 3

When we get out of the glass bottle of our ego ... things will happen to us so that we don't know ourselves. Cool, unlying life will rush in. Votes: 3

If you put everything together as far as my mind, my body, my game. If you put everything in one bottle, this is probably the best I've been. Votes: 3

When a private talk over a bottle of wine is broadcast on the radio, what can it mean but that the world is turning into a concentration camp? Votes: 3

The entrepreneurial instinct is in you. You can't learn it, you can't buy it, you can't put it in a bottle. It's just there and it comes out. Votes: 3

Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.' (Talon) Votes: 3

He was hiding from his problems in a bottle, something that went against every piece of my nature. Me? I couldnʹt let my problems win without a fight. Votes: 3

I may be permitted, kind reader, to doubt whether you have ever been enclosed in a glass bottle, unless some vivid dream has teased you with such magical mishaps. Votes: 3

The depth of experience fine wine can bring to a dinner, particularly a bottle that has been through the past 100 years, makes you take stock of your own life. Votes: 3

Always keep a big bottle of booze at your side. If a bird starts talking nonsense to you in the middle of the night pour yourself a stiff drink. Votes: 3

I can't walk, so I can't go home. No need to talk, cause I'm all alone. If I stay here they're gonna lock me in, hitting the bottle again. Votes: 3

The most powerful medicine is at the end of your fork, not at the bottom of your pill bottle. Food is more powerful than anything in your medicine cabinet! Votes: 3

Last time I was sick, the guy I was seeing brought me a bottle of ginger ale… and expected me to pay him back for it. ~Jaime Vegas Votes: 3

When I see a salt and pepper standing next to a bottle of ketchup, to me that's obviously a parent and two children, you know? Isn't it for everybody? Votes: 3

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. Votes: 3

I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself. Votes: 3

..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh- Votes: 3

There is something magical in seeing what you can do, what texture and tone and colour you can produce merely with a pen point and a bottle of ink. Votes: 3

Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy. Votes: 3

Read yourself, not books. Truth isn't outside, that's only memory, not wisdom. Memory without wisdom is like an empty thermos bottle - if you don't fill it, it's useless. Votes: 3

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle. Votes: 3

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium. Votes: 3

I don't think I could tell the whole truth about anything. That's a pretty heavy burden, because we all just view the world through this little piece of coke bottle. Votes: 3

Quit counting fans, followers and blog subscribers like bottle caps. Think, instead, about what you're hoping to achieve with and through the community that actually cares about what you're doing. Votes: 3

A typical five-year-old consumes about 60 percent more ketchup than a typical forty-year-old, and the company realized that it needed to put ketchup in a bottle that a toddler could control. Votes: 3

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle Votes: 3

Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two. Votes: 3

I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in water. Votes: 3

I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Votes: 3

I'm doing a lot more handmade gifts. When I go to a party, I cook whatever it is I need to bring instead of just grabbing a bottle of wine. Votes: 3

I have learned that the cost of everything from a royal suite to a bottle of soda water can be halved by the simple expedient of saying it must be halved. Votes: 3

The directors that I end up having a really good time with are the ones that understand the fluidity of the medium and are interested in catching lightning in a bottle. Votes: 3

The Coke bottle is a masterpiece of scientific, functional planning. In simpler terms, I would describe the bottle as well thought out, logical, sparing of material and pleasant to look at. Votes: 3

How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I will have to call a cab. Votes: 3

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt. Votes: 3

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle. Votes: 3

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call. Votes: 3

If I was gonna go to jail, I don't want to go to jail for stealing a bottle of water. I'll steal that $20 million. At least then it was worth it. Votes: 3

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites. Votes: 3

God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot! Votes: 3

The tension I feel is the moment they say, 'Action!' Movies are like lightning in a bottle, and you always want to find when you possibly can catch a surprising moment. Votes: 3

I drank my bottle of milk and ate my morsel of bread somewhere on the outskirts, while I circumspectly studied my environment or else fell to meditating on my own harsh lot. Votes: 3

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people. Votes: 3

I meditate, I do yoga and I have a lot of friends who are healers.....And if none of that works, I go by a chocolate bar and a bottle of cognac. Votes: 3

I think everyone practices their Oscars acceptance speech with a shampoo bottle, and I've done my fair share of them. It's really surreal to be able to do it in real life. Votes: 3

Most of you guys can't see the potential in a nervous breakdown. A real collapse. There's more chance of finding yourself in a major depression than there is in a bottle Prozac. Votes: 3

By our very nature, we are a human paradox. We are a human being. The being is infinite and the human is very finite. We walk around like lightening in a bottle. Votes: 3

MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. Votes: 3

The military taught me discipline, how to problem solve, teamwork and loyalty, a perfect parallel to the kitchen. If we could take that and bottle it, it would be a amazing thing. Votes: 3

I have a stab wound on my left hip and one on my thigh and a slash mark across my right calf. I have a bottle stab wound on my left calf. Votes: 3

I love seeing people's reactions to gifts that I've created from my line, such as my gold horn ring, bottle openers, my 'Fallen' leather jacket and my Slither black and white sweater. Votes: 3

Songs for me are like a message in a bottle. You send them out to the world, and maybe the person who you feel that way about will hear about it someday. Votes: 3

Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it... Flies do, too! Votes: 3

There is no better feeling in the universe, other than being married and having a family, than standing on stage behind a piano and having 5,000 people waving at you. You cannot bottle that. Votes: 3

(Adron leveled a scowl that made him shrink back.) Jeeze, you ought to bottle that look. I know armies that would pay a fortune to have something that toxic in their arsenal. (Tiernan) Votes: 3

A message in a bottle is one of the most intriguing things that you can find, the circumstance and method of delivery forever hidden but just the message sitting there, enigmatic, to decode. Votes: 3

I'd say, don't listen to what anyone says: you're good. Go put your anorak on. Get your thick bottle-top specs. Draw your little cartoons and your comics and keep writing to the BBC. Votes: 3

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle. Votes: 3

Cézanne made a cylinder out of a bottle. I start from the cylinder to create a special kind of individual object. I make a bottle a particular bottle out of a cylinder. Votes: 3

With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex. Votes: 3

I read a little bit of nonfiction and a lot of poetry. I think of poetry as my shot of whiskey when I don't have time to savor a whole bottle of wine. Votes: 3

Some might tell you there's no hope in hand Just because they feel hopeless But you don't have to be a thing like that You be a ship in a bottle set sail Votes: 3

I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down. Votes: 3

After you've won something, you're no longer 100 percent, but 90 percent. It's like a bottle of carbonated water where the cap is removed for a short while. Afterwards there's a little less gas inside. Votes: 3

Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Guarare. Someone bet me a bottle of whiskey that I couldn't do it Votes: 3

The revolutionists did not succeed in establishing human freedom; they poured the new wine of belief in equal rights for all men into the old bottle of privilege for some; and it soured. Votes: 3

Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Guarare. Someone bet me a bottle of whiskey that I couldn't do it. Votes: 3

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake. Votes: 3

We could park the van and walk to town, find cheapest bottle of wine that we could find. And talk about the road behind, how getting lost is not a waste of time. Votes: 3

Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all. Votes: 3

Some might tell you there's no hope in hand Just because they feel hopeless But you don't have to be a thing like that You be a ship in a bottle set sail Votes: 3

There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne "” bubbling over with heartfelt gratitude for being alive. Votes: 3

I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage. Votes: 3

I suppose I like to give people something to talk and think about. I can just be the person that kind of put a message in the bottle to see where it ends up. Votes: 3

Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go. Votes: 3

My favorite parts of work as an actor and a director are those unplanned mistakes that do happen, because it's like catching lightning in a bottle. It's the best part of what we do. Votes: 3

I suppose, yes, I've been guilty of provocation but it's also just common sense marketing - put a bottle of scent in a woman's cleavage, or between her thighs - and men will notice. Votes: 3

Remember you must die whether you sit about moping all day long or whether on feast days you stretch out in a green field, happy with a bottle of Falernian from your innermost cellar. Votes: 3

I drink a lot, probably too much. My scene while writing lyrics is always a bottle of scotch and stacks of note cards, pencil and pencil sharpener. I throw around note cards and drink. Votes: 3

Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so that I can interrogate him?" - Cat to Bones Votes: 3

TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle Votes: 3

I perceived that the 'thing' and the 'idea' were taken to be equivalents of feeling, and understood the lie of the world of will and idea. Is the milk bottle the symbol of milk? Votes: 3

Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila. Votes: 3

Yesterday was my last day at work. My coworkers were so sad they all pitched in and bought me a one-way ticket to Seattle, and a bottle of cyanide in case I get thirsty. Votes: 3

I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a much harder thing to bottle. If you have both, you're in pretty good shape. Votes: 3

I am so 100 percent Swedish... Someone has said a Swede is like a bottle of ketchup - nothing and nothing and then all at once - splat. I think I'm a little like that. Votes: 3

In the U.K., the history of regulation, certainly regulation of the media, is one in which, time and again, successive governments lacked the 'bottle' to enforce the powers that were available to them. Votes: 3

Belief & Trust should be deep from mind & heart. Love is just emotional...without Belief & Trust, love is like an empty bottle. Only the outer layer will be present, the inside will be ALWAYS hollow.. Votes: 3

For the mind does not require filling like a bottle, but rather, like wood, it only requires kindling to create in it an impulse to think independently and an ardent desire for the truth. Votes: 3

Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, "shake well before using." That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable. Votes: 3

He smiled as Will handled the flask gingerly. 'there's a glass bottle inside,but it's padded with straw and protected by the leather covering. It's quite safe. Just be careful how you handle it. Votes: 3

To approach the stranger is to invite the unexpected, release a new force, let the genie out of the bottle. It is to start a new train of events that is beyond your control... Votes: 3

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. The social emotions it generates are equidistant from the philatelist's solitary gloating and the football fan's gregarious hysteria. Votes: 3

Of all wines, Champagne is the one that is the anytime drink, the panacea for all ills, the best bottle for any occasion and absolutely the only solution when there is something to celebrate. Votes: 3

The idea of a poem as a message in a bottle means that it's sent out towards some future reader and the reader who opens that bottle becomes the addressee of the literary text. Votes: 3

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. Votes: 3

Give my scallop-shell of quiet, My staff of faith to walk upon, My scrip of joy, immortal diet, My bottle of salvation, My gown of glory, hope's true gage; And thus I'll take my pilgrimage. Votes: 3

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears would attract every male within a five-mile radius. Votes: 3

I've got everything I need right here." That sentimental thought met a room full of cheesy and sarcastic "aw's" and an empty water bottle thrown at my head. No, stop guys, really. You're embarrassing me. Votes: 3

You know, not everybody can afford to pay $58 for prime rib or $650 for a bottle of wine. My friends and I cook for regular families who worry about feeding their kids and paying the bills. Votes: 3

When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home. Votes: 3

I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table Votes: 3

For a while we had trouble trying to get the sound of a champagne cork exploding out of the bottle. I solved the problem by sticking my finger in my mouth and popping it out. Votes: 3

I also felt guilty about the three pens I'd stolen, but only for a second. And since there was no convenient way to give them back, I stole a bottle of ink before I left. Votes: 3

I'm going to open another vottle. not a vottle, but a bottle. you open it and I'll drink it. and you try to write as much as I did without falling off of your chair. Votes: 3

There hath not one tear dropped from thy tender eye against thy lusts, the love of this world, or for more communion with Jesus Christ, but as it is now in the bottle of God. Votes: 3

Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, 'Shake well before using.' That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable. Votes: 3

The Turkish Embassy in Washington is an ornate, eclectic building on the corner of Twenty-third Street and Massachusetts Avenue which was built originally for Edward Hamlin Everett, the man who put the crimp in bottle caps. Votes: 3

'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy. It's really depressing, but she likes her life because she has comfortable clogs. Votes: 3

Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you! Votes: 3

Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy. It's really depressing, but she likes her life because she has comfortable clogs. Votes: 3

You have done all the work in this business. I get a wife out of it, Jones gets the credit, pray what remains for you?" "For me," said Sherlock Holmes, "there still remains the cocaine bottle. Votes: 3

Yes, there was something special about me, and I knew what it was. I was the kind of girl they found dead in a hall bedroom with an empty bottle of sleeping pills in her hand. Votes: 3

The stupid and dishonest accountants allowed the genie of totally inappropriate accounting to descend on derivatives books. And once this has happened - people get status, etc. - it's impossible to get it back into the bottle. Votes: 3

In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth. Votes: 3

I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it." Votes: 3

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle. Votes: 3

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to. Votes: 3

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop. Votes: 3

The scientist who yields anything to theology, however slight, is yielding to ignorance and false pretenses, and as certainly as if he granted that a horse-hair put into a bottle of water will turn into a snake. Votes: 3

I didn’t go to religion to make me happy. I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don’t recommend Christianity. Votes: 3

I drank a bottle of wine for company. It was Chateau Margaux. It was pleasant to be drinking slowly and to be tasting the wine and to be drinking alone. A bottle of wine was good company. Votes: 3

A bag of apples, a pot of homemade jam, a scribbled note, a bunch of golden flowers, a coloured pebble, a box of seedlings, an empty scent bottle for the children. . . . Who needs diamonds and van-delivered bouquets? Votes: 3

Why it's okay for people to tape the shows? Because even so, there's no way you can bottle up the experience. You can take the notes home, but that experience is one you have to be there. Votes: 3

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it. Votes: 3

Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in... Votes: 3

Like a bottle of wine or a promising college quarterback turning pro, C.E.O.'s are similar to what economists call experience goods: you commit to a price long before you know if they're worth it. Votes: 3

I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all. Votes: 3

I just went to the hobby shop and got an electricity kit and a chemistry kit, and I'm really excited to do experiments like squeezing an egg into a bottle and growing crystals. I'm really getting into hobbies. Votes: 3

It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bottle of stout and say 'Ah, the chill of consciousness returns Votes: 3

The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle. Votes: 3

It was even said that some birds spring to life in the tension of accidental chords being struck in the ether, a confluence of arbitrary sound waves from unrelated sources: a piano, a truck, a breaking bottle---a bird. Votes: 3

No," I say, looking up at Griggs. "It's actually because my heart belongs to someone else." And if I could bottle the look on his face, I'd keep it by my bedside for the rest of my life. Votes: 3

If a man knows he will sooner or later be robbed upon a journey, he will have a bottle of the best in every inn, and look upon all his extravagances as so much gained upon the thieves. Votes: 3

Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's fault or the lid's fault. In either case, there's no denying that the fit is bad. Votes: 3

I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke. Votes: 3

To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage are not only being irresponsible, but I think they're being disrespectful of all the other humans on earth. Votes: 3

You can collect all the plastic bottle caps you want as long as you give me the money so we can get off this death trap, find somewhere else and have tremendous fun screwing that up as well. Votes: 3

In a way, I was spoon-fed, if you will, a career. It was fully manufactured by a studio that believed that they could put me on their posters and turn me into their bottle of Coca-Cola, their product. Votes: 3

I am going to add a cold beer. Why not a bottle of whiskey? Because my story is cheap and cannot afford such props. Goddamn, even my imagination is not wealthy enough to order a bottle of Jack! Votes: 3

Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou. Votes: 3

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor. Votes: 3

The great post-Holocaust poet, Paul Celan, said that a poem is a message in a bottle sent out in the not always greatly hopeful belief that somewhere and some time it would wash up on land on heartland perhaps. Votes: 3

I paint on the ground. I paint with sticks, with big paint cans, and whatever else falls in it. Basically, what I'm doing is capturing unbridled emotion and putting it on canvas. It's like capturing lightning in a bottle. Votes: 3

There's only one proper way a song should go, but you've got to be patient enough to let them come together time wise. Sometimes it's lightning in a bottle and you got the song. But oftentimes it shows up. Votes: 3

The botanist looks upon the astronomer as a being unworthy of his regard; and he that is glowing great and happy by electrifying a bottle wonders how the world can be engaged by trifling prattle about war and peace. Votes: 3

I wanted to hold happiness in reserve, like a bottle of champagne. I postponed it because I was afraid, because I overvalued it, and then I didn't want to use it up, because what do you wish for then~? Votes: 3

I believe that the responsibility of the winemaker is to take that fruit and get it into the bottle as the most natural and purest expression of that vineyard, of the grape varietal or blend, and of the vintage. Votes: 3

Having spent so much of my life with Shakespeare's world, passions and ideas in my head and in my mouth, he feels like a friend—someone who just went out of the room to get another bottle of wine. Votes: 3

I wanted to hold happiness in reserve, like a bottle of champagne. I postponed it because I was afraid, because I overvalued it, and then I didn't want to use it up, because what do you wish for then? Votes: 3

When I sit in my bedroom with a book and a bottle of vodka, I do it because I'm sad, not because I think it's cool. I do it because I want to forget what I am thinking about. Votes: 3

I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do. Votes: 3

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape. Votes: 3

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding. Votes: 3

If I really like the smell of something - a piece of tar or my goddaughter's plastic doll - I put a tiny piece in a bottle with a label. I keep them in a fridge in my bathroom. Votes: 3

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets. Votes: 3

Give a man with a death wish a bottle of whisky and a loaded gun, you get a dead body. Give a martyr a quote from scripture and a pocket full ofprayers and you get a room full of corpses. Votes: 3

But a whole bottle was what made me feel dead inside. And it worked, all the days stress was gone and I was able to live without the gigantic knot in my stomach. Without the boulders weighing down my shoulders. Votes: 3

Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than my brain... If you could bottle up and distribute this feeling, I swear there'd be no more war. Votes: 3

There was a point in my 40s when I went into the bathroom with a bottle of wine, locked the door, and said, 'I'm not coming out until I can totally accept the way that I look right now.' Votes: 3

Nothing is here to stay Everything has to begin and end A ship in a bottle won't sail All we can do is dream that the wind will blow us across the water A ship in a bottle set sail Votes: 3

I have this burning desire to get out there and do my best. It's as if I'm keeping it all in a little bottle, and it's all going to come out when I do the best I'm capable of doing. Votes: 3

We try so hard to hide everything we're really feeling from those who probably need to know our true feelings the most. People try to bottle up their emotions, as if it's somehow wrong to have natural reactions to life. Votes: 3

I guess I don't really know what I want to do, either. Sometimes I feel like a shook-up bottle of soda. Like, I have all this passion that wants to explode, but I don't know where to aim it yet. Votes: 3

I'm always thirsty when I wake up, so I guzzle a bottle of Smart water before I scramble tofu with onions, peppers and spinach and top it with salsa. I've been a vegetarian for years, but I recently became vegan. Votes: 3

Eating, loving, singing, and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool. Votes: 3

ALICE She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME And she grew so tall, She ate from a plate called TASTE ME And down she shrank so small. And so she changed, while other folks Never tried nothin' at all. Votes: 3

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me. Votes: 3

We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey. Votes: 3

Having spent so much of my life with Shakespeare's world, passions and ideas in my head and in my mouth, he feels like a friend - someone who just went out of the room to get another bottle of wine. Votes: 3

When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle. Votes: 3

seven wonders of the world and I have to ask for an eighth fill a bottle with some prayers and spend them on hope create an easy route just so I can complicate send my heart down that slippery slope Votes: 3

As a child, I could bike down the hill from my house and grab an ice-cold bottle of soda from the neighborhood grocer, which was nothing more than a corrugated metal shack run by two Indian men clad in sarongs. Votes: 3

The Department of Homeland Security recommends a three-day supply of water consisting of one bottle per day for each person in your home. Plus one extra bottle to give you all something to kill each other over on day four. Votes: 3

I was selling real estate at the time, in Pacific Palisades, California, so imagine that: getting a note and a bottle of champagne from Jack Nicholson when I'd barely made a dime as an actor. It really kept me going. Votes: 3

Everybody that wants to be successful should always be careful of what you wish for. A lot of artists and entertainers want to put the genie back in the bottle and wish they could go back to being what they were. Votes: 3

Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth. Votes: 3

I used to drink a bottle of vodka a day, every day, for about 40 years and it never occurred to me it'd kill me. If I'd have continued it might have killed me. My doctor said I should stick to wine. Votes: 3

All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night. Votes: 3

I've always wanted to do blow with Genghis Khan, 'bet that guy knows how to party. I also think a bottle of wine with Hitchcock would've been cool. Also doing shots with the baby Jesus, bet that guy knows how to party. Votes: 3

It's been amazing to step out of a bottle of ink on to an iPad. There's no better time than right now to embrace this fabulous sandpit of technology. Because intuitively, at the touch of a finger, most of it is possible. Votes: 3

One night, I pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought 'I've never tasted my own piss,' so I drank a little. It looked just like Orvieto Classico and tasted of nearly nothing Votes: 3

I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead. Votes: 3

I don't have any illusions that what we are doing is sticking the the bottle. I don't think that's what we are doing. We are trying to make sure that the genie has friends, has food to eat, a way to grow. Votes: 3

I go in for the eye test, and I don't know about you, but I concentrate like crazy during the eye exam. You don't want to get no 'D' on that thing and end up with these big thick Coke bottle glasses. Votes: 3

Tel Aviv is buzzing with so much life, you could bottle it and sell it as honey, and even Jerusalem has a certain fizz. But if you want to see anger, go to Sheikh Jarrah in East Jerusalem on a Friday afternoon. Votes: 3

I drank from the bottle again and it was a scary plunge because I always wanted to take too much. It hurt, but it was also impressive, like being in the hands of a bigger force. And because of that, a relief. Votes: 3

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory. Votes: 3

The heart knoweth its own sorrow and there are times when, like David, it is comforting to think that our tears are put in a bottle and not one of them forgotten by the one who leads us in paths of sorrow. Votes: 3

Fairly early in my career, I had a passion for wine just as a consumer, and I started to learn about the whole process, starting with a piece of raw ground, and ending up with a work of art in a bottle. Votes: 3

As nervous as I am to pick up a water bottle, that's how nervous I am to perform. My confidence is very high. I really enjoy going up, I feel like it's my birthday everyday that I have to go up there. Votes: 3

Livin' is like pourin' water out of a tumbler into a dang Coca-Cola bottle. If'n you skeered you can't do it, you cain't. If'n you say to yourself, "By dang, I can do it!" then, by dang, you won't slosh a drop. Votes: 3

You write a book and it's like putting a message in a bottle and throwing it in the ocean. You don't know if it will ever reach any shores. And there, you see, sometimes it falls in the hands of the right person. Votes: 3

I've definitely had my share of calls where I just laugh. Someone came to me once and wanted to do a signature Hawk cologne. I was like, 'Of what? Sweaty pads? Am I wringing out my pads into a little perfume bottle?' Votes: 3

Looking down on it from the helicopter, with a bottle of Jack in my left hand, a bag of pills in my right hand, and a blond head bobbing up and doen in my lap, I felt like the king of the world. Votes: 3

Swimmin' laps around a bottle of Louie the Thirteenth Jumpin' off of a mountain into a sea of codeine I'm at the top of the top, but still I climb And if I should ever fall, the ground will then turn to wine. Votes: 3

... And drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone and my beads, not so much the lizard king, more a gecko duchess, I fitted in nicely with their idea of what a creative person should be. Votes: 3

I hope we'll be able to see that in our lifetime: the end of the camera! When I'm in Paris, I'll buy a big bottle of champagne and I'll save it for that day, for the day when they'll be no more camera. Votes: 3

The first time I had sat down to a meal I had grown on my own, along with a bottle of wine that we had made, I burst into tears. To be in touch and be in tune with that is an extraordinary gift. Votes: 3

Elixir' means magical potion, so I wanted to depict the kind of bottle that was used in ancient times, but that looked modern and chic as well. I also wanted it to have a golden tint to evoke the memories of sands and sunsets. Votes: 3

Without a bottle to hold, I feel incomplete, the way Plato says we are each born only half a circle, and we spend out lives seeking out our other half. A drink is my beloved. Without it, I am wanting; I feel half finished." Votes: 3

When I was very young, I used to clean up after my parents. If I stay in a hotel, I make the bed and clean the room when I get up, even the bathroom mirror, for which I carry a tiny bottle of ammonia. Votes: 3

The memory of some bottles can stay with your for life. While the wine doesn't have to be old and rare, a great old bottle can be like a time capsule, capturing in its flavors and aromas the time and place of its creation. Votes: 3

Without a bottle to hold, I feel incomplete, the way Plato says we are each born only half a circle, and we spend out lives seeking out our other half. A drink is my beloved. Without it, I am wanting; I feel half finished. Votes: 3

I have a nervous breakdown in the film and in one scene I get to stand at the top of the stairs waving an empty sherry bottle which is, of course, a typical scene from my daily life, so isn't much of a stretch. Votes: 3

Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe Rain may fall, and wind may blow And many miles be still to go But under a tall tree will I lie And let the clouds go sailing by Votes: 3

Basically, I go to the local farmer's market and decide to what to cook then, depending on what I find. Either my wife or I cook, and we usually finish a bottle or two of wine by the time we are done cooking and eating. Votes: 3

It took me over a couple of months to find the right piece of transparent paper for a section near the centre, on the right side of the Garden of Nebuchadnezzar. When I did find it, it was on a bottle of my wife's toilet water. Votes: 3

Bottles of wine aren't like paintings. At some point you have to consume them. The object in life is to die with no bottles of wine in your cellar. To drink your last bottle of wine and go to sleep that night and not wake up. Votes: 3

All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way. Votes: 3

The POM bottle is sublime, in a way. When you go into a supermarket, you hear that noise everywhere: 'Buy me! I'm going to save your life! I'm going to make you thin!' When you come to that POM bottle, it's like an oasis of calm. Votes: 3

I knew if I ate anything of hers again, it would lkely tell me the same message: help me, I am not happy, help me -- like a message in a bottle sent in each meal to the eater, and I got it. I got the message. Votes: 3

My mother always said that I was born out of a bottle of vinegar instead of born from a womb and that she and my father bathed me in sugar for three days to wash it off. I try to behave, but I always go back to the vinegar. Votes: 3

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew. Votes: 2

He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. Votes: 2

There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up. Votes: 2

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. Votes: 2

I just loved going fast. So I started out with Alka-Seltzer and soda water in a bottle and attached it to the skateboard. That didn't do much. I would try a leaf blower. I was searching for anything that would go fast. Then, the lawnmower engine. Votes: 1

In Mexico, when we want to speak deep secrets, we drink pulgue together. It is a drink made from the cactus plant, and when you take the bottle from your mouth, it leaves a string behind, between the mouth and the bottle, like a spider's web. It shows that the truth sticks inside. Votes: 1

One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day. Votes: 1

We buy a bottle of water in the city, where clean water comes out in its taps. You know, back in 1965, if someone said to the average person, 'You know in thirty years you are going to buy water in plastic bottles and pay more for that water than for gasoline?' Everybody would look at you like you're completely out of your mind. Votes: 1