I hate feeling full, so Christmas is about the only time I really stuff myself. Votes: 2
Rupert Penry-JonesMail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Votes: 2
Johnny CarsonThe only time I even entertain the tiniest element of religion is for Christmas carols. Votes: 2
Ian WatsonPlease to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! Votes: 2
Phyllis McGinleyChristmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. Votes: 2
Dale EvansFor many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first. Votes: 2
Queen Elizabeth IITruth out of season was sourer than strawberries at Christmas time. Votes: 0
Eleanor Hallowell AbbottChristmas day is the children's, but the holidays are youth's dancing-time. Votes: 0
Booth TarkingtonAt Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldA hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettChristmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Votes: 0
Phyllis DillerIt was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead. Votes: 0
Laurell K. HamiltonPray, dear madam, another glass; it is Christmas time, it will do you no harm. Votes: 0
William Makepeace ThackerayGifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. Votes: 0
Peg BrackenBest of all, Christmas means a spirit of love, a time when the love of God Votes: 0
George McDougallChristmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th. Votes: 0
Emo PhilipsIt's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other. Votes: 0
Christopher MooreThe only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. Votes: 0
Helen KellerChristmas: the one time of year when you canât avoid the nuts in your family muesli. Votes: 0
Charles StrossTaking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical. Votes: 0
Greg FitzsimmonsGod put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. Votes: 0
Bil KeaneI had a nice time over Christmas. I watched EastEnders - blimey, that makes my job look easy! Votes: 0
Mick McCarthyChrist comes among us at Christmas: it is the perfect time for a personal encounter with the Lord. Votes: 0
Pope FrancisI say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Votes: 0
Bill WattersonAt Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldMy father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. Votes: 0
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