iliTö"LTiiSi
BUNCH or: xssHOL.ES
BUNCH or: xssHOL.ES
helpful
non helpful
this fun, Æfashioned family Christmas.
We'reallinthistw;ethcr... and when $anta@licezes his fat white
assiwnthatchimneytonight, he'sgonna find thé jolliest. *
bunchofasshoksthissj(k ofthc nuthousc.i'
- ChrkGriswokI
"ChristmaS• Vhcati0n"
We'reallinthistw;ethcr... and when $anta@licezes his fat white
assiwnthatchimneytonight, he'sgonna find thé jolliest. *
bunchofasshoksthissj(k ofthc nuthousc.i'
- ChrkGriswokI
"ChristmaS• Vhcati0n"
helpful
non helpful
And when Santa squeeges his,ass
down that chimney
..he's gonn find the jolliest bunch)
of assholes this sidenf the hut house.
grindtv.com
down that chimney
..he's gonn find the jolliest bunch)
of assholes this sidenf the hut house.
helpful
non helpful
I want to lookhim straight in the eye and I want tgtetl him what
a rotten, tour-flushing, low'/ite, nake•licking,
dirt-gatihå,fibütoverstuffed, ignorant, dog2kissing,
braintess,dick/ess, @opeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyéd, stiff-legged,
spotty-lippäd,tworrn-headed sack of monkey. is!
Hallelujaä(Holy the Tylenol?
dumpaday.com
a rotten, tour-flushing, low'/ite, nake•licking,
dirt-gatihå,fibütoverstuffed, ignorant, dog2kissing,
braintess,dick/ess, @opeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyéd, stiff-legged,
spotty-lippäd,tworrn-headed sack of monkey. is!
Hallelujaä(Holy the Tylenol?
helpful
non helpful
• I know the Cat, but 1 am
w. u n p with a little more there , it is
'*ve na:k for me, Clark -
'Yott ain't a g« on a like this one'* got. Clark"
"Merry Christmas...
shitter was full!"
•croon *001 FOO" Let'* your
•I can t •wim, (Iark.-
That' srnn«hin'. ain't it?
She in a
She kicked by a mul e,
g-å lack to 'K•rmal.
dont
jugt yackin' on a bone...
that thilu; had
all...
-Vou better take a rain check on Art-.
got a lip
That there', an R. v:
100k Swell, Clark."
•Ev«y tinp Kath•rine
up the
nicrmvave,
I 'd my
anil forget I
half-mur
w. u n p with a little more there , it is
'*ve na:k for me, Clark -
'Yott ain't a g« on a like this one'* got. Clark"
"Merry Christmas...
shitter was full!"
•croon *001 FOO" Let'* your
•I can t •wim, (Iark.-
That' srnn«hin'. ain't it?
She in a
She kicked by a mul e,
g-å lack to 'K•rmal.
dont
jugt yackin' on a bone...
that thilu; had
all...
-Vou better take a rain check on Art-.
got a lip
That there', an R. v:
100k Swell, Clark."
•Ev«y tinp Kath•rine
up the
nicrmvave,
I 'd my
anil forget I
half-mur
helpful
non helpful
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY
EXCEPT IT's
CHRISTMAS AND
WE'RE ALL IN
MISERY.
Christmas Vacation
diyforlife.com
WHAT TO SAY
EXCEPT IT's
CHRISTMAS AND
WE'RE ALL IN
MISERY.
Christmas Vacation
helpful
non helpful
IDEAS Fm ME 1 HAVEONE ID LIKE FRANKSHIRLEY MY BOSS
RIGHT HERE TONIGHT 1 WANT MBROUGHT FROM HIS HAPPY
HOLIDAY SLUMBER ovn
ALL THE RICH
RIGHT I--læ WITH A
1 WANT LOOK HIM
AND 1 WANT TO TELL
NO GOOD RO'ITEN
SNAKE LICT,IG
OVERSTUFFED
BIDOD
DOG KISSING
DICWESS
HEARTLESS
BUG EYED
SPOTTY
HEADED
MONKEY
HALLELUJAH!
WHERES THE
THERE ON MELODY LANE WITH
PEOPLE AND 1 WANT HIM BROUGHT
ÅIG RIBBON HIS HEAD AND
STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
WHAT A CHEAP LYING
FOUR FLUSHING LOW LIFE
DIRT EATING INBRED
IGNCRANT
SUCHNG
HOPELESS
FAT ASS
STIFF LEGGED
LIPPED wau
SACK OF
SHIT HE IS!
HOLY SHIT!
TYLENOL!
RIGHT HERE TONIGHT 1 WANT MBROUGHT FROM HIS HAPPY
HOLIDAY SLUMBER ovn
ALL THE RICH
RIGHT I--læ WITH A
1 WANT LOOK HIM
AND 1 WANT TO TELL
NO GOOD RO'ITEN
SNAKE LICT,IG
OVERSTUFFED
BIDOD
DOG KISSING
DICWESS
HEARTLESS
BUG EYED
SPOTTY
HEADED
MONKEY
HALLELUJAH!
WHERES THE
THERE ON MELODY LANE WITH
PEOPLE AND 1 WANT HIM BROUGHT
ÅIG RIBBON HIS HEAD AND
STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
WHAT A CHEAP LYING
FOUR FLUSHING LOW LIFE
DIRT EATING INBRED
IGNCRANT
SUCHNG
HOPELESS
FAT ASS
STIFF LEGGED
LIPPED wau
SACK OF
SHIT HE IS!
HOLY SHIT!
TYLENOL!
helpful
non helpful
oe Olé
wp.com
helpful
non helpful
C-HR16Tmas
Vacation
joyfullythriving.com
Vacation
helpful
non helpful
ou coif,
driving
nitrogYY04
www.wordsonimages.com
wordsonimages.com
driving
nitrogYY04
www.wordsonimages.com
helpful
non helpful
Take a look around you. Ellen.
We're at the threshold of hell.
whosaystatic.com
We're at the threshold of hell.
helpful
non helpful
IS your house
on fire,
Clark?
No, Aunt
Bethany,
those are the
Christmas lights.
baconwrappedmedia.com
on fire,
Clark?
No, Aunt
Bethany,
those are the
Christmas lights.
helpful
non helpful
HALLELUJAH
HOLY sHIT
THE
TYLENOL?
cloudfront.net
HOLY sHIT
THE
TYLENOL?
helpful
non helpful
Hey kids, look a deer!
andpop.com
helpful
non helpful
"Olu tac mqat% cl a wintcE& mom.
assRcv LutGoLc,
emptying chemical toilet
cnt& ryuå
pinimg.com
assRcv LutGoLc,
emptying chemical toilet
cnt& ryuå
helpful
non helpful
And when Santa •squeezes his fat white ass down
that chimneytonight, .he's gonna find the jolliest
bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
that chimneytonight, .he's gonna find the jolliest
bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
helpful
non helpful
Hey Griswold. Where do ou think
gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and ril show you.
u•re
tumblr.com
gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and ril show you.
u•re
helpful
non helpful
The jolliest bunch
of assholes
this side of
the nuthouse
cloudfront.net
of assholes
this side of
the nuthouse
helpful
non helpful
"1 don't know about the cat, but I sure am enjoyin' it!"
'Art, you wanna load me up with a little more there, it is goooo-ooootl!!"
*Ive the næk for me, Clark"
"You ain't seen a on a d"; like this one's got, Clark"
p..."Merry Christmas...
shitter was full!"
"C'mon boy, FOON FOOM kV)OM Let's go find your sister!'
"I cant swim, Clark"
frigi puqqycat!"
'L serious, Clark?"
ain't it?
She falls in a well, eyes go crossed.
She gets kicked by a mule,
they go back to normal.
I don't know!"
"Oh, he's jugt yackin' on a bone..
he's got it up! He's a.ll right now."
"If that thing had
nine lives, she just
spent 'ern all... woo!"
"Tou better take a rain check on that, Art...
he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."
"That there's an R. V."
"Tou al»ut ready to do some kissin'?'
"House sure doe' look swell, (lark."
"Tou surprisgl?'
"Bingo!"
"Every tinp Katha-ine
revvgl up the
microwav e,
I'd Pisg my Innts
and forget who I
was for a
half-mur
bubba.org
'Art, you wanna load me up with a little more there, it is goooo-ooootl!!"
*Ive the næk for me, Clark"
"You ain't seen a on a d"; like this one's got, Clark"
p..."Merry Christmas...
shitter was full!"
"C'mon boy, FOON FOOM kV)OM Let's go find your sister!'
"I cant swim, Clark"
frigi puqqycat!"
'L serious, Clark?"
ain't it?
She falls in a well, eyes go crossed.
She gets kicked by a mule,
they go back to normal.
I don't know!"
"Oh, he's jugt yackin' on a bone..
he's got it up! He's a.ll right now."
"If that thing had
nine lives, she just
spent 'ern all... woo!"
"Tou better take a rain check on that, Art...
he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."
"That there's an R. V."
"Tou al»ut ready to do some kissin'?'
"House sure doe' look swell, (lark."
"Tou surprisgl?'
"Bingo!"
"Every tinp Katha-ine
revvgl up the
microwav e,
I'd Pisg my Innts
and forget who I
was for a
half-mur
helpful
non helpful
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY
EXCEPT IT's
CHRISTMAS AND
WE'RE ALL IN
MISERY.
Christmas Vacation
diyforlife.com
WHAT TO SAY
EXCEPT IT's
CHRISTMAS AND
WE'RE ALL IN
MISERY.
Christmas Vacation
helpful
non helpful
Can I refill your eggnog
for you? Get you something
to eat? Drive you out to
the middle of nowhere and
leave you for dead?
Clark Griswold
Christmas Vacation
etsystatic.com
for you? Get you something
to eat? Drive you out to
the middle of nowhere and
leave you for dead?
Clark Griswold
Christmas Vacation
helpful
non helpful
oua no
ou some in
or
ou.
rive ou ou o
an eave
omi no w ere
ou or
twistermc.com
ou some in
or
ou.
rive ou ou o
an eave
omi no w ere
ou or
helpful
non helpful
sharegif.c@m
1 'Dobb' T •KNOW WHAT
"81T'S CHRIS ins, -AND
sharegif.com
1 'Dobb' T •KNOW WHAT
"81T'S CHRIS ins, -AND
helpful
non helpful
And when sa q
n a s uuzes is a ass
down ekimnej
onna in
ass
o ics une o
nu ouse.
n a s uuzes is a ass
down ekimnej
onna in
ass
o ics une o
nu ouse.
helpful
non helpful
When squeezes
fat ass down
that CHIMNEY
he's gonna find
the .
this side
or Clue
- Clark W. Griswold
ifcdn.com
fat ass down
that CHIMNEY
he's gonna find
the .
this side
or Clue
- Clark W. Griswold
helpful
non helpful
sharegif .qorr)
AND WE',RE GONNA HAVE THE HAP-
HAP-HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS
sharegif.com
AND WE',RE GONNA HAVE THE HAP-
HAP-HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS
helpful
non helpful
•Well, I don't Know what to say except
. it'? Chri*s 'and we're. all •in misery.
imoviequotes.com
. it'? Chri*s 'and we're. all •in misery.
helpful
non helpful
e are Christmas lights." />
-Is your house on "ire.- Clark?
—No. Bethany. .T.h0>e are Christmas lights.
catchquotes.com
—No. Bethany. .T.h0>e are Christmas lights.
helpful
non helpful
THERE IT IS...
...THE GRISWOLD
FAMILY CHRISTMAS
TREE.
The most enjoying traditions,of the;season are best
enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and Xin, Thith
tree is a thymbol ot the thoirit of the Griswold family
Clitithmath.
more funny photos www.funnywallphotos.com
funnywallphotos.com
...THE GRISWOLD
FAMILY CHRISTMAS
TREE.
The most enjoying traditions,of the;season are best
enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and Xin, Thith
tree is a thymbol ot the thoirit of the Griswold family
Clitithmath.
more funny photos www.funnywallphotos.com
helpful
non helpful
GRISWOLD
FAMILY CHRISTMAS
'i
BURN SOME DUST
EAT MY RUBBER
Jelly of
the Month
IF THAT THING
HAD LIVES,
SHE JUST
SPENT 'EM ALL
CAN 1
REFILL
YOUR
EGGNOG?
IT'S A BIT
NIPPLY OUT
WAS FULL
THERE'S AN
neatorama.com
FAMILY CHRISTMAS
'i
BURN SOME DUST
EAT MY RUBBER
Jelly of
the Month
IF THAT THING
HAD LIVES,
SHE JUST
SPENT 'EM ALL
CAN 1
REFILL
YOUR
EGGNOG?
IT'S A BIT
NIPPLY OUT
WAS FULL
THERE'S AN
helpful
non helpful
Yes, it is a bit nipply out.
I mean nippy out!
I mean nippy out!
helpful
non helpful
Nobody's
No, no.
f OSS
pinimg.com
No, no.
f OSS
helpful
non helpful
GRISWOLD
FAMILY CHRISTMAS
BURN SOME Dusr
EAT MY RUBBER
Jelly of
e Month
IF THAT THING
HAD 9 LIVES,
SPENT ALL
CAN 1
REFILL
YOUR
EGGNOG?
ms A BIT
NIPPLY OUT
WAS FULL
THERE'S AN
waywardtees.com
FAMILY CHRISTMAS
BURN SOME Dusr
EAT MY RUBBER
Jelly of
e Month
IF THAT THING
HAD 9 LIVES,
SPENT ALL
CAN 1
REFILL
YOUR
EGGNOG?
ms A BIT
NIPPLY OUT
WAS FULL
THERE'S AN
helpful
non helpful
Merry ChriStmas! Shitter waöfüll•.æ
helpful
non helpful
Merry ChriStmas! Shitter wasfüllÄ'
tumblr.com
helpful
non helpful
I WANT TO LOOK HIM STRAIGHT
IN THE EYE, AND I WANT TO TELL
HIM WHAT A CHEAP LYING NO-
GOOD ROTTEN FORE-FLESHING,
LOW-CIFE SNAkE-LlCKlNG DIRT-
EATING INBRED OVERSTUFFED,
IGNORANT BLOOb-SUCKlNG DOG-
KISSING éRAlNLESS DICKLESS,
HOPELESS HEARTLESS FAT-ASS,
BUG-EYED STIFF-LEGGEd, SPOTTY-
LIPPED WORM-HEADED SACK OF
MONKEY SHIT HE HALLELUJAH!
HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S 'THE TYLENOL?
IN THE EYE, AND I WANT TO TELL
HIM WHAT A CHEAP LYING NO-
GOOD ROTTEN FORE-FLESHING,
LOW-CIFE SNAkE-LlCKlNG DIRT-
EATING INBRED OVERSTUFFED,
IGNORANT BLOOb-SUCKlNG DOG-
KISSING éRAlNLESS DICKLESS,
HOPELESS HEARTLESS FAT-ASS,
BUG-EYED STIFF-LEGGEd, SPOTTY-
LIPPED WORM-HEADED SACK OF
MONKEY SHIT HE HALLELUJAH!
HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S 'THE TYLENOL?
helpful
non helpful