Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray. Votes: 8
Milan KunderaFame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. Votes: 4
Billy ConnollyUnless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette. Votes: 3
Martin AmisLeadership is the cigarette that's smoked once the change has been consummated. Votes: 3
Andy HargreavesAvoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person. Votes: 3
Marilyn vos SavantGwen Cassidy needed a man. Desperately. Failing that, she'd settle for a cigarette. Votes: 3
Karen Marie Moningwho burned cigarette holes in their arms protesting the narcotic tobacco haze of Capitalism Votes: 3
Allen GinsbergCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. Votes: 3
Dave BarryI cannot imagine live without two things, First is cigarette and second are girls. Votes: 3
Wiz KhalifaEvery time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score. Votes: 3
Earl WeaverFor the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. Votes: 3
Jay LenoA cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. Votes: 3
Gro Harlem BrundtlandHe was so handsome,but he didn't look well.He reminded her of a cigarette. Votes: 3
Francesca Lia BlockFrom someone who doesn't want to share your destiny, you should neither accept a cigarette Votes: 3
Cesare PaveseWhy do our politicians put warnings on cigarette packs and not on their own foreheads? Votes: 3
Tim O'BrienIf you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live. Votes: 3
Neale Donald WalschOur house is like an empty cigarette packet, lying around reminding you what's not in it. Votes: 3
Barbara KingsolverThe division between art and deviousness and crime is sometimes as thin as a cigarette paper. Votes: 3
Robertson DaviesWrapped in a police blanket, I watched the rain and smoked one black cigarette after another... Votes: 3
Che GuevaraI had a cigarette for breakfast, just for beginners, Cried for my lunch, and sleep for dinner. Votes: 3
G. DepWith my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it. Votes: 3
Rodney DangerfieldI asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough". Votes: 3
Rodney DangerfieldI've been close to Bette Davis for thirty-eight years - and I have the cigarette burns to prove it. Votes: 3
Henry FondaA cigarette in the hands of a Hollywood star onscreen is a gun aimed at a 12- or 14-year-old. Votes: 3
Joe EszterhasI get a craving like I fiend for nicotine. But I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean? Votes: 3
RakimA candle can bring light to a dungeon but it can also be used to light a deadly marijuana cigarette. Votes: 3
Eleanor RooseveltI like the odd glass of wine, a coffee and a cigarette. As you get older you can't see the wrinkles Votes: 3
Jerry HallA cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. Votes: 3
George Bernard ShawHow marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. Votes: 2
Oscar WildeWhen it looks like I may live longer than five minutes I'll drop cigarettes like a hot potato. Votes: 2
Patrick SwayzeI sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living. Votes: 2
Lexa DoigCigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society. Votes: 0
C. Everett KoopAn actor has to be very, very careful, as one of the most wonderful props - and actors love props - is a cigarette. There's so much to do with it: you can bring it up to your face, play with the smoke. It's just the greatest - ever since I was 16 and in acting school in England, I've been playing around with cigarettes. Votes: 1 Melissa Leo
Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases. Votes: 1 Gro Harlem Brundtland
Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life! Votes: 1 Herb Kelleher