Rules For Dating My Daughter
1, She's not your ATM. Get a job and keep it or I will make you go away.
2. If you show up at my door with your pants halfway down, I will help you
pull them up and then I will make you go away.
3. If see any "sexts" on her phone, I will make you go away.
4. Understand that if I don't like you, I will make you go away.
5. Understand that I can make you go away.
6. She's my princess. Unless you put a ring on her finger, your opinion of
that doesnt matter.
7. You do not own her. She's not your property and she's not your hook-up
to brag to your buddies about or see rule #5.
6. She is a lady, I taught her that. You'd better be a gentleman and treat
her as such, or again, see rule #5.
9. I know how to avoid jail, so be very afraid of rule #5.
10. If you weasel your way past your mothers radar, my radar and fake
your way to putting a ring on her finger, I will be something much
worse than your girlfriends mother. I will be your mother-in-law.
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