I get e-mails from mothers asking me to call their daughters for a date. I have a great life. Votes: 1
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. Votes: 1
My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes. Votes: 1
About once a month or so, my daughter and I go out on what we call a Fancy Dinner Date, just the two of us. Votes: 1
Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter. Votes: 1
I lost some weight, grew my hair and now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It's their daughters I want to convince. Votes: 1
I'm very traditional, believe it or not. My daughters are not allowed to date until they're at least 16 and I'm going to make it 18 for the next one. Votes: 1
I wouldn't want my daughters to date a guy like me. I was dangerous around women in my twenties. I'm terrified that they might end up with someone like me. Votes: 1
I don't plan on ever letting my daughters date. I'm going to try to do everything I can to prevent it. You know, it just terrifies me. It just terrifies me. Votes: 1
The role of Charlie Eppes has changed me. I never imagined I would play a role like this. I lost some weight, grew my hair and now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It's their daughters I want to convince. The truth is all this talk makes me blush. Me, I look in the mirror and all I see is this Jewish kid from Queens. Votes: 1
Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women. Votes: 4 Natalie Portman
Ever since Two Daughters I've been composing my own music. Votes: 3 Satyajit Ray