You wander from room to room Hunting for the diamond necklace That is already around your neck! Votes: 3
A big diamond necklace is nouveau riche, really. People who have wealth a long time don't wear such things. Votes: 3
I don't wear diamond necklaces. I'm not against it but I never could afford it, so now I just wear gold. I wear bracelets, rings, anklets. Votes: 3
Workers and their families may starve to death in the New World Order of economic rationality, but diamond necklaces are cheaper in elegant New York shops, thanks to the miracle of the market. Votes: 3
I have a little dog who likes to nap with me. He climbs on my body and puts his face in my neck. He is sweeter than soap. He is more wonderful than a diamond necklace, which can't even bark... Votes: 3
Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond. Votes: 8 William Congreve
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. Votes: 2 Mitch Hedberg