POINTS OF VIEW
OPTIMIST
• The is half•full.•
REALIST
•yep. That's a glass, alright-
CAPITALIST
If I bottled this it a New
sounding name, I cmlld make a forturz"
CONSPIRACIST
"The government is the Water
for mind-control purpws. "
NIHILIST
•The glBS does not exist. neRher I. •
PESSIMIST
• The glass is half-empty "
IDEALIST
One day, cold-fusion from a glass Of Water
will provide energy and end war. •
COMMUNIST
•This drink belongs to every single orw of us
in equal measure.
SEXIST
•This glass isn't gorma refill itself, honeybunm "
OPPORTUNIST:
• There's a funny t-shirt in here somewhere. •
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