This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound. Votes: 3
I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women. Votes: 1
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' Votes: 0
Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women. Votes: 4 Natalie Portman
Bags, and Double Bags!" - Zedd Votes: 3 Terry Goodkind