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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol,
causes the fundamental ills of
society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't
test people for drugs, we should
test them for stupidity, ignorance,
greed and love of power.
—P.J. O'Rourke
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Number of Welfare ADDIicants Tested
Done
For Drugs In Arizona:
Number of positive tests: ONE.
Number of Welfare
ADDIicants Tested For
Drugs In Florida:
Number of positive
21
tests:
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Drug testing costs $42 Der Derson. This means testing comoanies have
been paid $5.0 MILLION of your money
in just TWO STATES, in order to
$0.4 MILLION in
TWENTY-TWO
from collecting a total of
stop
welfare benefits, collectively.
The -test welfare recipients for drugs" narrative is a disgusting lie designed to play on bigotry,
fear of poverty, invalid stereotypes, and greed. Stop buying in to it Stop looking for reasons
to let good people starve and be homeless just so you can feel superior to them. All you're
doing is making the rich more rich, at YOUR expense.
Teen substance abuse
These are responses given by Lancaster County 8th-, 10th- and 12th-graders
in the 2005 and 2007 Pennsylvania Youth Surveys to questions regarding
drug and alcohol use. The percentages reflect the numbers of students in
each grade who reported use. In 2005, 9,628 students took the survey and
in 2007, 9,057 students took it. The 2009 surveys were administered near
the end of last year and the results will be available this spring.
2005, 2007 SURVEYS OF
TEEN SUBSTANCE ABUSE IN LANCASTER COUNTY
11.1% 12.2%
ANSWERED
Past
8TH
GRADE
2005 2007
10TH
GRADE
2005 2007
31.5% 28%
30-day 14.4%
alcohol use
Past
14-day 6%
binge drinking
Past
4%
30-day
3.6% 3.2%
marlluana use
SOURCES: Pa. Crime Commission; Pa. Youth Surveys
12TH
GRADE
2005 2007 CHANGE
39.2% 39.2% —
20.7% 21.7%
15% 17%
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ANYWAY, NO DRUG. NOT
EVEN ALCOHOL. CAUSES
THE FUNDAMENTAL ILLS
OF SOCIETY. IF WE'RE
LOOKING FOR THE
SOURCE OF OUR
TROUBLES WE
SHOULDN'T TEST
PEOPLE FOR DRUGS, WE
SHOULD TEST THEM FOR
STUPIDITY IGNORANCE,
GREED ANö LOVE OF
POWER.
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- P. J. CYRWRKE
Anyway, no drug, not even
alcohol, causes the
fundamental ills of society. If
we're looking for the source of
our troubles, we shouldn't test
people for drugs, we should
test them for stupidity,
ignorance, greed and love of
power.
P. J. O'Rourke
American political satirist
QUOTEHD.COM
Born 1947
"AN AGGRESSIVE DRUG-TESTING PROGRAM
WOULD CUT DOWN ON CERTAIN ABUSES, BUT
ITS NEVER GOING TO CATCH EVERYONE - OR
EVEN CLOSE TO EVERYONE."
MALCOLM GLADWELL
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol,
causes the fundamental ills of
society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't
test people for drugs, we should
test them for stupidity, ignorance,
greed and love of power.
—P.J. O'Rourke
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Common Sense 101
If I have to be drug tested
before 1 get a PAYCHECK...
... then you should be drug tested
before you get a WELFARE CHECK!
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