Quotes about Ex Wife

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. Votes: 4

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife. Votes: 4

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. Votes: 4

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. Votes: 4

It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife. Votes: 4

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia. Votes: 4

I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out. Votes: 4

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? Votes: 4

I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife. Votes: 3

I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn. Votes: 3

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. Votes: 2

I want my ex-wife and children to be happy. Votes: 2

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife. Votes: 2

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order. Votes: 2

You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife? Votes: 2

Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. Votes: 2

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in. Votes: 2

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. Votes: 2

Losing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. Votes: 2

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Votes: 2

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Votes: 2

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. Votes: 2

I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts. Votes: 2

I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young. Votes: 2

My father's very public life as Famous Amos was the opposite of that of his ex-wife, my mother Shirley, who was fighting a very private, solitary battle with mental illness. Votes: 2

What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in a woman: Pia Zadora as she was ten years ago. Votes: 2

You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.' Votes: 2

You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is as high a love as that he feltfor his mother or sister. Votes: 2

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group. Votes: 2

My parents, my teachers, my friends, my ex-wife-everybody held up a mirror and I accepted the image that came back. Well, it finally dawned on me that my reflection in others' eyes was the truth once removed. Votes: 2

Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he's arguing with three people at once, it's his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress. Votes: 2

For me, my films are not like my children. They are like my ex-wife. They gave me so much; I gave them so much; I loved them so much; we part ways, and it's OK, we part ways. Votes: 2

When you gotta go out and make a movie to pay for the kid's private school and for the three ex-wives, don't talk to me about your artistry. It's their job. It's not my job. It's my calling. Votes: 2

I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing in their eyes that says they've seen more than they could ever possibly tell you Votes: 2

I've always been a person who tries to build bridges and not walls. Whether it's my ex-wife and my step-son, or my daughter and my ex, I'm that guy in the middle, and I try to make sure we all stay together. Votes: 2

I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best I've ever done it. Votes: 2

I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best Ive ever done it. Votes: 2

My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of B3ta. Does the item make you laugh, or does it make you go, 'Oh my God?' If you score on either count, then you have something that is worth sharing. Votes: 2

There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about his Christian beliefs motivating his desire to attack and murder three people, including a police officer, in Colorado.That man is a Christian. He`s an avowed Christian. He appears to have acted on those Christian beliefs to undertake that act of violence. Votes: 2

She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle down the day they put me in a six-foot pine box. Votes: 1

She sounds like a screeching ex-wife. Votes: 0

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife Votes: 0

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. Votes: 0

There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover. Votes: 0

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. Votes: 0

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? Votes: 0

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. Votes: 0

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony. Votes: 0

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez. Votes: 0

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. Votes: 0

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist. Votes: 0

I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to motherfucker. Votes: 0

Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. There's a problem with the antenna. They don't like to be held - like my ex-wife. Votes: 0

To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic doll that escaped from a fire. Votes: 0

If you really want to know why atheists resent religion so much, try lying to someone for 10-20 years. If you don't have that kind of time, just ask my ex-wife. Votes: 0