Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. Votes: 1
Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends. Votes: 1
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story. Votes: 4 Casey Stengel
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Votes: 7 Mitch Hedberg