I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. Votes: 1
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. Votes: 1
If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress? Votes: 1
Football is a more beautiful game in high definition. Votes: 5 Jose Mourinho
Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game. Votes: 3 Tom Bissell