I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor.
There are so many cruel decisions parents have to make when their child dies. The funeral director requested a sheet for the coffin, and I sent the cozy flannel one, pale blue with happy snowmen, that had just been put away with the winter linens.
Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Hasta de los malvados, nadie habla mal en su funeral.
Edgar López Vargas