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Quotes about Funny Christmas

I just stole Santa's naughty list! Ironically, it's almost identical to my friends list
I just stole Santa's naughty list!
Ironically, it's almost
identical to my
friends list
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THE OTHERS LAUGHED & CALLED ME NAMES. BUT WE A STRICT NO-BULLY POLICY. 12/15 5AHLER. 0 2010 Jeff Stahler/ Dist. by UFS, Inc.
THE OTHERS
LAUGHED &
CALLED ME
NAMES.
BUT WE A
STRICT NO-BULLY
POLICY.
12/15
5AHLER.
0 2010 Jeff Stahler/ Dist. by UFS, Inc.
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IS your house on fire, Clark? No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
IS your house
on fire,
Clark?
No, Aunt
Bethany,
those are the
Christmas lights.
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WE ELVES TRY TO STICK TO THE FOUR MAIN FOOD GROUPS: CANDY, CANDY CANES, CANDY CORNS SYRUP AND
WE ELVES TRY TO
STICK TO THE
FOUR MAIN FOOD
GROUPS:
CANDY,
CANDY CANES,
CANDY CORNS
SYRUP
AND
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"It is Christmas in the heart that
puts Christmas in the air."
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The best ef all gifts areend ang Christmas tree: veseoce a happy family all each otheco Burton Hillis DesiComments_com
The best ef all gifts areend
ang Christmas tree:
veseoce a
happy family
all
each otheco
Burton Hillis
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Willjißt• think Santa ate them,
Willjißt•
think Santa ate them,
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O Come, All Ye Faithful! Well, there goes 85 percent of the population. som - cards user card Quotesldeas.com
O Come, All Ye Faithful!
Well, there goes
85 percent of the
population.
som
- cards
user card
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I. There•s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas ny»ming and not be a child. 2. There has been only One . the rest are an 3. Remenber, if Christmas isn•t found in heart, you wont find it under a tree. Charlotte Carpenter 4. Unkss make Christmas an to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it •white'. Diog Crosby S. iS the Disneyfieation Of Christianity. Dan cupitt THE TWELVE QUOTES or CHRISTMAS igvii ou HOT TVB? 7. Ch ristmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive. Stephen F ry e. DO . or Otherwise. for Christmas. They're never fattening. seldom Sin'ul. and permanently Lenore Hershey 9. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory. like a thunderstorm. we all go through it together. Garrison KeiUoc 10. Christmas nukes happy no what time or year it •round. Bryan Whle 11. The best Of 01 a happy 'Ünily one C. Christrnas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. 12. Anyone Who believes that men are the What I donl like about office Christmas parties equal Of wortkn has never seen a nun trying is looking for a job the next day. to wrap a Christmas present. Phyllis Diller Anon Female (probably) Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to everyone Colin www.BIue-Eyed-Books.co.uk The Home of Humorous Quotes Quotesldeas.com
I. There•s nothing sadder in this world
than to awake Christmas ny»ming and
not be a child.
2. There has been only One
. the rest are an
3. Remenber, if Christmas isn•t found in
heart, you wont find it under a tree.
Charlotte Carpenter
4. Unkss make Christmas an to
share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska
won't make it •white'.
Diog Crosby
S. iS the Disneyfieation Of
Christianity.
Dan cupitt
THE TWELVE QUOTES or CHRISTMAS
igvii
ou HOT TVB?
7. Ch ristmas to a child is the first terrible
proof that to travel hopefully is better than
to arrive.
Stephen F ry
e. DO . or Otherwise.
for Christmas. They're never fattening.
seldom Sin'ul. and permanently
Lenore Hershey
9. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's
compulsory. like a thunderstorm. we all
go through it together.
Garrison KeiUoc
10. Christmas nukes happy no
what time or year it •round.
Bryan Whle
11. The best Of
01 a happy 'Ünily one
C. Christrnas is a time when everybody wants
his past forgotten and his present remembered.
12. Anyone Who believes that men are the
What I donl like about office Christmas parties
equal Of wortkn has never seen a nun trying
is looking for a job the next day.
to wrap a Christmas present.
Phyllis Diller
Anon Female (probably)
Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to everyone
Colin
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It is Christrnaå• in the heart {hat puf> Christmas in the Air. — w. T. EtG$
It is
Christrnaå•
in the heart {hat puf>
Christmas in the Air.
— w. T. EtG$
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LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE WILL GETTING WHAT THEY WANT THIS YEAR.SOMEBODY POSTED MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER ON THE INTERNET!
LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE WILL GETTING WHAT THEY
WANT THIS YEAR.SOMEBODY POSTED MY CREDIT CARD
NUMBER ON THE INTERNET!"
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I don't want much for Christmas. I lust want the person reading this to be healthy, happy and loved! WIShihg You * Showflqkest * Friehdship Winter Cheerl *) Quotesldeas. corn
I don't want much for Christmas.
I lust want the person reading this
to be healthy, happy and loved!
WIShihg You
* Showflqkest *
Friehdship
Winter Cheerl
*)
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Isn't it funnythatkat Christmas something in you gets so lonely for •IJ don't l«now what exactly, it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other timese Kate
Isn't it funnythatkat Christmas
something in you gets so lonely for
•IJ don't l«now what exactly,
it's something that you
don't mind so much not having
at other timese
Kate
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(Dear Santa q dont want much for Christmas. q just want the person reading this to be happy
(Dear Santa
q dont want much
for Christmas.
q just want the
person reading
this to be happy
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I don't want much for Christmas. I lust want the person reading this to be healthy, happy and loved! WIShihg You * Showflqkest * Friehdship Winter Cheerl *) QuotesBlog.net
I don't want much for Christmas.
I lust want the person reading this
to be healthy, happy and loved!
WIShihg You
* Showflqkest *
Friehdship
Winter Cheerl
*)
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LA
LA
"IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE WILL BE GETTING WHAT THEY
WANT THIS YEAR„SOMEBODY POSTED MY CREDIT CARD
NUMBER ON THE INTERNET!"
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When squeezes fat ass down that CHIMNEY he's gonna find the . this side or Clue - Clark W. Griswold
When squeezes
fat ass down
that CHIMNEY
he's gonna find
the .
this side
or Clue
- Clark W. Griswold
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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. Votes: 2

Ellen DeGeneres
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. Votes: 2

Gary Allan
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Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. Votes: 2

Charles M. Schulz
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. Votes: 2

Victor Borge
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Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. Votes: 2

Helen Steiner Rice
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Votes: 2

Phyllis Diller
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. Votes: 2

Douglas Coupland
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Votes: 2

Jerry Seinfeld
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At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year. Votes: 2

Thomas Tusser
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Votes: 2

Johnny Carson
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Votes: 2

Phyllis Diller
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Votes: 2

Erma Bombeck
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Votes: 2

George Carlin
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Votes: 2

Kin Hubbard
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Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. Votes: 2

Pope John XXIII
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. Votes: 2

Dick Gregory
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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'. Votes: 2

Bing Crosby
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Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. Votes: 2

Washington Irving
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Votes: 2

Shirley Temple
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I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men! Votes: 2

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Votes: 2

Dave Barry
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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. Votes: 2

Calvin Coolidge
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There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas. Votes: 2

Robert Staughton Lynd
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Votes: 2

Jay Leno
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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? Votes: 2

Bill Watterson
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I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie. Votes: 1

Robert Osborne
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Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. Votes: 1

P. J. O'Rourke
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Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and I love hearing her tell old funny stories. Votes: 1

Caroline Sunshine
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It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever. Votes: 1

Hannah Simone
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A Tuna Christmas' is the second in a series of plays created by Joe Sears and Jaston Williams featuring the fictional town of Greater Tuna, the third-smallest town in Texas. What makes these plays so hysterically funny is the accurate portrayal of small-town life in the Lone Star State. Votes: 1

Lori Wilde
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It's funny how we 'do' Christmas. Christmas is not something that we do, it is something that was done. It celebrates the long awaited arrival of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. We had nothing to do with it, but what we can do is praise God for the coming of the Lord, who washed away the sins of the world by dying on the cross. Votes: 1

Monica Johnson
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We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special. Votes: 1

Larry the Cable Guy
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I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Votes: 0

Bill Watterson
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Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. Votes: 0

P. J. O'Rourke
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I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! Votes: 0

Lisa Lampanelli
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Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. Votes: 6 Dale Evans

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Funny is an attitude. Votes: 3 Flip Wilson

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