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than to awake Christmas ny»ming and
not be a child.
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3. Remenber, if Christmas isn•t found in
heart, you wont find it under a tree.
Charlotte Carpenter
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Lenore Hershey
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compulsory. like a thunderstorm. we all
go through it together.
Garrison KeiUoc
10. Christmas nukes happy no
what time or year it •round.
Bryan Whle
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C. Christrnas is a time when everybody wants
his past forgotten and his present remembered.
12. Anyone Who believes that men are the
What I donl like about office Christmas parties
equal Of wortkn has never seen a nun trying
is looking for a job the next day.
to wrap a Christmas present.
Phyllis Diller
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Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to everyone
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Votes: 2
Phyllis DillerHandmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. Votes: 2
Douglas CouplandThat's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Votes: 2
Jerry SeinfeldMail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Votes: 2
Johnny CarsonWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Votes: 2
Phyllis DillerThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Votes: 2
Erma BombeckThe main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Votes: 2
George CarlinNext to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Votes: 2
Kin HubbardMankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. Votes: 2
Pope John XXIIII say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Votes: 0
Bill Watterson