Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Votes: 2
Phyllis DillerHandmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. Votes: 2
Douglas CouplandThat's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Votes: 2
Jerry SeinfeldMail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Votes: 2
Johnny CarsonWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Votes: 2
Phyllis DillerThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Votes: 2
Erma BombeckThe main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Votes: 2
George CarlinNext to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Votes: 2
Kin HubbardMankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. Votes: 2
Pope John XXIIII say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin Votes: 0
Bill Watterson