The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. Votes: 1
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. Votes: 6 Rodney Dangerfield
Ive made a career off of Halloween. Votes: 3 Cassandra Peterson
No man knows my history. Votes: 5 Joseph Smith, Jr.