Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife. Votes: 2
Alan ArkinMy wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have. Votes: 2
Curtis SliwaI'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage. Votes: 2
Rob DelaneyMy marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. Votes: 2
Rodney DangerfieldIn a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. Votes: 2
Gerald BrenanWell, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! Votes: 2
Tommy CooperLet us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Votes: 2
Bill CosbyI had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want? Votes: 2
Max SchmelingA wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Votes: 2
Jim SamuelsThough marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools. Votes: 0
William CongreveIn marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two. Votes: 0
Sri Nisargadatta MaharajThe secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe. Votes: 0
Denzel WashingtonMarriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. Votes: 0
Milton BerleTo have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife. Votes: 0
Dustin HoffmanRecipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Votes: 0
Red SkeltonIt's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. Votes: 0
Gary PlayerA wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Votes: 0
Woody Allen