I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer. Votes: 4
B. B. KingRituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. Votes: 4
John LennonWe shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it. Votes: 4
Roger McGoughWere I not married to the director, I'm not sure I'd know anything about the 'Underworld' sequel. Votes: 3
Kate BeckinsaleWell, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to. Votes: 3
Douglas AdamsLet's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married. Votes: 3
Ann CoulterMorality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawIf married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent. Votes: 0
Friedrich NietzscheOnce you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonThe secret to genius is not genetics but daily practice married with relentless perseverance. Votes: 0
Robin SharmaIf it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it. Votes: 0
Courtney Thorne-SmithIf it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it. Votes: 0
Courtney Thorne SmithGrown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. Votes: 0
Jerry FalwellNot to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids. Votes: 0
Lena DunhamIt's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Votes: 0
Henny YoungmanBeing married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited. Votes: 0
Gloria SteinemI married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent. Votes: 0
Danny BonaduceWhen you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different. Votes: 0
Russell BrandConflicts are not a sign you've married the wrong person. They simply affirm you are human. Votes: 0
Gary ChapmanMarriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again. Votes: 0
Nujood AliI've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer Votes: 0
B. B. KingGetting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious. Votes: 0
Nicolas BentleyA woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done. Votes: 0
Gail CarrigerMarried life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield Votes: 0
Bangambiki HabyarimanaThe public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper. Votes: 0
Geraldine FerraroLearning to not be selfish is what has changed in me the most since being married. Votes: 0
Blake SheltonJust want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married! Votes: 0
Nicole PolizziIf desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val Votes: 0
Orson Scott CardI do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. Votes: 0
Nikola TeslaI'm not the marrying type! But if I did get married, I definitely wouldn't be a bridezilla. Votes: 0
Erin RichardsMarried life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. Votes: 0
Jefferson MachamerWhen I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault. Votes: 0
Rush LimbaughWhen I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault. Votes: 0
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodI have spent many a night in an Internet chat room, but not since I've been married. Votes: 0
Jane GreenMarried people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. Votes: 0
Samuel RichardsonI want just to be happy and peaceful. And that's not always the case when you're married. Votes: 0
Olivier MartinezI'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one! Votes: 0
Chris EvertI'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again. Votes: 0
Salman RushdieI can't say whether or not I'll ever get married again, but I'm open to the possibility. Votes: 0
Carmen ElectraI would not have married Dan Quayle had I not thought he was an equal to me. Votes: 0
Marilyn QuayleI don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not. Votes: 0
Jessica SimpsonI've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life. Votes: 0
Gary ConditI'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. Votes: 0
Lizz WinsteadI do not think that marriage is one of my talents. I've been much happier unmarried than married. Votes: 0
Doris LessingWhen I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareWhy does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married? Votes: 0
Barbra StreisandNow, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyMy mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawI'm not ready to get married, but I have a pretty great family and I'd like that too, someday. Votes: 0
Kristen StewartI am trying for nothing so hard in my own personal life as how not to be respectable when married. Votes: 0
Mary Heaton VorseMy parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can Votes: 0
Scott BaioMight I have had my own will, I would not have married Wisdom herself, if she would have had me. Votes: 0
Michel de MontaigneI am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are. Votes: 0
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