Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
An entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work.
Saw that I could make more money in one pot than what was in that entire paycheck selling a week of office supplies
If you always use your stapler in one place, keep it there, instead of thinking that all the office supplies should go in one place. I've moved a lot of things around in my house because of that.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.