Quotes about Old year

A new year can begin only because the old year ends. Votes: 3

When the year turns, there are bells on the wind. All the old years fall on the ground in lights. Votes: 3

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Votes: 3

As the old year retires and a new one is born, we commit into the hands of our Creator the happenings of the past year and ask for direction and guidance in the new one. May He grant us His grace, His tranquility and His wisdom! Votes: 3

These are islands in time - with nothing to date them on the calendar of mankind. In these areas it is as though a person were looking backward into the ages and forward untold years. Here are bits of eternity, which have a preciousness beyond all accounting. Votes: 3

Christmas was close at hand, in all his bluff and hearty honesty; it was the season of hospitality, merriment, and open-heartedness; the old year was preparing, like an ancient philosopher, to call his friends around him, and amidst the sound of feasting and revelry to pass gently and calmly away. Votes: 3

I dress like a 30-year-old woman. Votes: 2

I've never been a 16-year-old girl. Votes: 2

Today, 30-year-olds are becoming social entrepreneurs. Votes: 2

Extinction was a difficult concept for a 10-year-old. Votes: 2

Wes Anderson's films, 6-year-olds are crazy about them. Votes: 2

There are too many 50-year-olds dressing as 20-year-olds. Votes: 2

I couldn't comprehend a 35-year-old woman gravitating toward a 70-year-old man. Votes: 2

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. Votes: 2

A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they've seen everything. Votes: 2

I think about what 10-year-old Tony would want that 40-year-old Tony can make. Votes: 2

By the year 2020, the year of perfect vision, the old will outnumber the young. Votes: 2

Inside I feel much like a 12-year-old or a 17-year-old who knows big words. Votes: 2

Some days, you feel like a 22-year-old and some days you feel like a 40-year-old. Votes: 2

It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen. Votes: 2

It strikes me as weird that a 25 year old man would even find a 16 year old attractive. Votes: 2

Fashion has this youth mania. But 70-year-old ladies don't have 18-year-old bodies, and 18-year-olds don't have a 70-year-old's dollars. Votes: 2

I didn't have time to sit down and look at the work of a year and choose what to type. Votes: 2

There's an old rule of thumb in politics that 90 percent of all 90 year-olds vote and 25 percent of all 25 year-olds vote. Votes: 2

We should be writing more great roles for women, period. Another problem is that movies are generally made for 14-year-old boys, and 14-year-old boys want to watch 25-year-old action heroes. Votes: 2

Taking Big Bird away from our five year olds, lunch money away from our ten year olds, job training programs away from our fifteen year olds, and college loans away from our twenty year olds is a disgrace. Votes: 2

He had a thousand-year-old stare. Votes: 0

Holmes, I'm a 24 year old prude. Votes: 0

You can't be a 25-year-old forever. Votes: 0

The world is a gawking four-year-old. Votes: 0

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves. Votes: 0

A three-year-old is not half a six-year-old. Votes: 0

I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor. Votes: 0

As a 12-year-old, I think everything seems scary. Votes: 0

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy Votes: 0

We've got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites. Votes: 0

I'm not a 21-year-old angsty self-destructive rapscallion anymore. Votes: 0

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years. Votes: 0

When you're 84, a 70-year-old is still pretty young, Votes: 0

Youth has triumphed (upon defeating 86-year-old Dirk van Foreest). Votes: 0

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT! Votes: 0

Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened? Votes: 0

I was x years old in the year x2. Votes: 0

I still have the mentality of a 19-year-old mind. Votes: 0

I like being a 10-year-old kid who's in charge. Votes: 0

I'm not letting any 17 year old beat me tonight Votes: 0

God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's. Votes: 0

What is the sound of an eighty-nine-year-old heart breaking? Votes: 0

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell Votes: 0

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old. Votes: 0

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died? Votes: 0

At drama school, I was always playing the 11-year-old boys. Votes: 0

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old. Votes: 0

Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217) Votes: 0

Never read a book that is not a year old. Votes: 0

In 1957, I was a 16-year-old office boy for the Dodgers. Votes: 0

My nine-year-old daughter is very creative and colorful and trendy. Votes: 0

A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway. Votes: 0

Underneath this tired, middle-aged exterior, I'm an 11 year old kid. Votes: 0

I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay, Votes: 0

I've lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. Votes: 0

I would only date a 15 year old high school girl. Votes: 0

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old. Votes: 0

I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new. Votes: 0

"¦there is no straightforward negotiation with a four year old"¦ Votes: 0

There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts. Votes: 0

A five-year-old Chinese girl knows more about football than I do. Votes: 0

There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler. Votes: 0

There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler. Votes: 0

I started out as a 16 year old registering people to vote. Votes: 0

I don't feel 70. I am still looking out from 14-year-old eyes. Votes: 0

You can't tell a 6-year-old your sister is going to die. Votes: 0

I've worked since I was a five-year-old to be a performer. Votes: 0

An eleven-year-old girl is many things, but she is not stupid. Votes: 0

I have never made a movie that's attracted a 14-year-old boy. Votes: 0

I mean, what 16-year-old is going to listen to Doc Watson? Votes: 0

I became a Christian when I was a little six-year-old boy. Votes: 0

What twelve year old wouldn't want to play an evil wizard? Votes: 0

Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I'm late! Votes: 0

I feel like a 16-year-old trapped inside a dead woman's body. Votes: 0

Anything that sparks some eight-year-old's interest in music or DJing is great. Votes: 0

A seven-year-old girl can take only so many walks with her grandfather. Votes: 0

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body. Votes: 0

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. Votes: 0

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. Votes: 0

I can take a three-year-old and make a hit record with him. Votes: 0

Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago. Votes: 0

At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either. Votes: 0

I've never had a 12-year-old try to explain to me about groove. Votes: 0

I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash. Votes: 0

When I go out with my 16-year-old friends, I don't wear Chanel. Votes: 0

Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old. Votes: 0

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. Votes: 0

In Hawaii, there are 50-year-old grandfathers, because they got married so early. Votes: 0

I'm impressed with a 90 year old woman who's still out and about. Votes: 0

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls. Votes: 0

You hope that your teenage self would like and forgive your 50-year-old self. Votes: 0

Age-appropriate makeup? Who are you people? What makeup is age-appropriate for a seven-year-old? Votes: 0

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around. Votes: 0

Any romantic feelings for a 12-year-old are like entering into a fantasy world. Votes: 0

It's my heart that is tired. A thirteen-year-old heart shouldn't feel like this. Votes: 0

The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox. Votes: 0

His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. Votes: 0

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. Votes: 0

I have a twenty-month-old baby [girl], [and] a sixteen-year-old boy same maturity level. Votes: 0

A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl Votes: 0

My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking. Votes: 0

How could he possibly bow deeply enough to honor a thousand-year-old samurai queen? Votes: 0

I'm weirdly flexible, so when I dance, I dance like a 17-year-old girl. Votes: 0

I play chess badly and I've been beaten by my 10-year old son Votes: 0

The Notebook' wrecks me! I cry like a 6-year-old girl at the end. Votes: 0

Baseball should be the only thing on an eight year old boy's mind. Votes: 0

I care more about my country than I do about a 20-year-old pledge. Votes: 0

Watching my four year old daughter dance I cannot break free of her. Votes: 0

It was like he was being controlled by a 10 year-old on a PlayStation. Votes: 0

I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end. Votes: 0

I am the mother of a 6-year-old now, so that's changed my entire perspective. Votes: 0

Nothing I do can't be done by a ten-year-old...with fifteen years of practice. Votes: 0

A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage. Votes: 0

He was shorter than an average eight-year-old boy but exceptionally tall for a tulip. Votes: 0

You don't need any skill to run.......Every 3-year old knows how to run Votes: 0

I would like to go to University and be like a normal 20 year old. Votes: 0

In thirteen years, every aspect of the universe can change - ask a thirteen-year-old. Votes: 0

Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can. Votes: 0

I believe I encountered death, which was a bit too much for a seven-year-old. Votes: 0

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. Votes: 0

I write for what's left of the eight-year-old still rattling around inside my head. Votes: 0

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? Votes: 0

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy. Votes: 0

I write for what's left of the eight-year-old still rattling around inside my head Votes: 0

The idea of revenge coming from a 14-year-old girl isn't, you know, exactly right. Votes: 0

No man is so old as to believe he cannot live one more year. Votes: 0

Software development, like professional sports, has a way of making thirty-year-old men feel decrepit. Votes: 0

The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter. Votes: 0

Some people still see me as a kid, but I'm a 23-year-old woman now. Votes: 0

We are stardustBillion-year old carbonAnd we've got to get ourselves back to the garden" Votes: 0

Im probably the oldest 38-year-old I know - sort of a grumpy old man Votes: 0

On her daughters: I have a 5 year old and I have a 1 year old. Votes: 0

I wish my 15-year-old self had known about my allure to the opposite sex! Votes: 0

We are stardustBillion-year old carbonAnd we've got to get ourselves back to the garden Votes: 0

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. Votes: 0

I was a 16-year-old girl at one point, so of course I wrote poetry. Votes: 0

I did all the stupid things you'd expect from a 21-year-old kid with money. Votes: 0

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more. Votes: 0

I always think of myself as an 18-year-old beginning my career, all the time. Votes: 0

I'm not complicated at all. I say raps that your two-year-old son can learn. Votes: 0

I have the attention span of a 2-year-old. I like to jump from project-to-project. Votes: 0

Inside my heart, there's a 12-year-old girl who has always wanted to be Ginger Rogers. Votes: 0

The normal 21-year-old doesn't have to worry about their night out being put on TMZ. Votes: 0

I think he'll reach 1000 goals, but he'll never overtake my total. (on 40-year old Romario) Votes: 0

 My 14-year-old grandniece is not allowed to watch 'American Horror Story' yet. Votes: 0

Any scientist who can't explain to an eight-year-old what he is doing is a charlatan. Votes: 0

I had the '80s hair and braces and a 6-3 frame as a 16-year-old. Votes: 0

I'm only 19. It's kinda crazy if you're older and putting expectations on a poor 19-year-old. Votes: 0

She's alright,for a thirteen-year-old, he thought, Shame she won't be around for much longer. Votes: 0

No 22-year-old should have to enter the real world already in a virtual debtors' prison. Votes: 0

The music I write, I feel, is not the kind of music for a 25-year-old. Votes: 0

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago. Votes: 0

Everyone seems to relate to the awkwardness of being a teenager, or even a 30-year-old. Votes: 0

Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee. Votes: 0

My heart goes out to the grieving parents who lost their two-year-old or their newborn. Votes: 0

God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything. Votes: 0

I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air. Votes: 0

Shoe Suede Blues is ten years old this year. The Band consists of four members. Votes: 0

I'm a 50 year-old guy and I'm not in shape like I was when I was 30. Votes: 0

The world is tired, the year is old, The faded leaves are glad to die... Votes: 0

No one is so old that he does not think he could live another year. Votes: 0

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. Votes: 0

A mother of a one-year-old boy is a movie star in a world without critics. Votes: 0

Harrison Ford may be getting old, but he can fight like a 28 year old man. Votes: 0

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. Votes: 0

It's fun to play mom. Last I knew I was playing a 17-year-old who graduated. Votes: 0

I don't care if Rick Ross is 40 years old -- he's a misguided 40-year-old person. Votes: 0

So could we please not mob the three-thousand-plus-year-old reaper like tweens at a boy-band concert? Votes: 0

I knew I was good because I was the only 14-year-old who could dunk backward. Votes: 0

We're not going to do a Facebook game aimed at 35-year old women about farming. Votes: 0

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Votes: 0

When I went back to modeling, nobody knew how to deal with a 46-year-old model! Votes: 0

A forty-year-old woman is only something to men who have loved her in her youth. Votes: 0

Suddenly, my friend's daughters are becoming my best friends. I have so many 12-year-old girlfriends. Votes: 0

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. Votes: 0

... Nine-year-old boys usually turn ten at some point. It's the nineteen-year-olds who have difficulty turning twenty. Votes: 0

Ever wonder why the media never refers to 18 or 19 year old American soldiers as "armed teens"? Votes: 0

Your typical Six-year-old is a paradoxical little person, and bipolarity is the name of his game Votes: 0

Does everyone turn into a truculent thirteen-year-old when they go home, or is it just me? Votes: 0

Your typical Six-year-old is a paradoxical little person, and bipolarity is the name of his game. Votes: 0

Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year! Votes: 0

You seldom get a censorship attempt from a 14-year-old boy. It's the adults who get upset. Votes: 0

My aesthetic is probably closer to a 15-year-old's than my dad's, but I get his conviction. Votes: 0

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake. Votes: 0

Ever wonder why the media never refers to 18 or 19 year old American soldiers as armed teens? Votes: 0

In 1910, eighty-two-year-old Leo Tolstoy flees from his wife and dies in a railway station of exposure. Votes: 0

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself. Votes: 0

I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness. Votes: 0

I used to dress like an eight-year-old boy. Traveling has inspired me to be more experimental. Votes: 0

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big. Votes: 0

I have a 20-year-old son, I have a 12-year-old son and I'm so afraid for them, Votes: 0

It takes a Bobby White to make a tired 90-year-old composer write a song about love. Votes: 0

I'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls. Votes: 0

I was 28 when I played the role of a 65 year old man in my first film. Votes: 0

I actually became a Christian in my rookie year on tour when I was 16 years old. Votes: 0

I was always surrounded by expectation from the very first race I ran as a 5-year-old. Votes: 0

I wish I could paint that picture. As a 20-year-old kid, that was a big thrill. Votes: 0

When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Votes: 0

Most people don't go to work and beat up a 13-year-old. It's a really freaky thing. Votes: 0

I think there's still a little bit of that 9 year-old in me and I'm pretty happy. Votes: 0

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? Votes: 0

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. Votes: 0

I can get moody sometimes when I wake up after a nap - I'm like a four-year-old. Votes: 0

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Votes: 0

Womens currency is their looks. Like it or not, the most powerful woman is an 18-year-old woman. Votes: 0

I have a three-year-old daughter, which makes me more environmentally conscious. For me, it's about the future. Votes: 0

I was a wayward kid, a rambunctious and angry teenager, but I found acting as a fifteen-year-old. Votes: 0

The boy had the towering arrogance only seen in the greatest of artists and all nine-year-old boys. Votes: 0

One day my 3-year-old daughter said 'Your very handsome, Poppy.' That was the best compliment ever. Votes: 0

I'm actually in my 22-year-old son Jason's band, After Midnight Project. The music is like Coldplay-ish rock. Votes: 0

I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys. Votes: 0

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. Votes: 0

Tory a father isn’t supposed to fear his fourteen-year-old daughter. That being sad, you terrify me. Votes: 0

I'm turning 30 years old this year ... it's better than 20, I'll tell you that. The lessons I've learned. Votes: 0

Every 70-year-old needs a young person in their lives to mentor, and every 20-year-old needs a senior. Votes: 0

The rest of my life (as a 39 year old) I want to reflect on what life is. Votes: 0

For me, as a 14-year-old aspiring to be in the NBA, I wanted to hear from players. Votes: 0

Women's currency is their looks. Like it or not, the most powerful woman is an 18-year-old woman. Votes: 0

I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.' Votes: 0

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. Votes: 0

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy! Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one. Votes: 0

You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands. Votes: 0

We owned a bearded collie for many years. Sophie. She was old, and she died last year. Votes: 0

I've been playing rock and roll since I was 16 years old, and now I have a 16-year-old. Votes: 0

It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be... Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight. I'm old. Votes: 0

I definitely don't consider myself a kid anymore. I feel like an old man, an old 28-year-old. Votes: 0

My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card. Votes: 0

Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator. Votes: 0

I dress like a 7-year-old space pilot. I have clothes that I still wear regularly from high school. Votes: 0

When you ask my three year old if my iPhone is too complicated, it's not. It's all relative. Votes: 0

And because I have a four-year-old son I have become a great baseball pitcher. And, you know, juggler. Votes: 0

An eighty-nine year old kid from Boston playing a blues in New Orleans takes a lot of chutzpah. Votes: 0

The Constitution is a 200-year-old parchment, simply because we digitize the words should not suggest their meanings change. Votes: 0

I have let things slip, a thirty-year~old cargo boat Stubbornly hanging on to my name and address. Votes: 0

Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend? Votes: 0

My 7-year-old daughter is not shy of telling me she can draw better than me, and she's right. Votes: 0

I still feel like the 10-year-old dancing in front of her mirror, mostly to 'No Strings Attached.' Votes: 0

The beauty of cable is you could program for 18-year-old twins and get a hit show on cable. Votes: 0

I was a twenty-two-year-old single white female alone in a strange country where my sister had been killed. Votes: 0

I remember vividly what it's like to read as a 10-year-old - that passionate inhabiting of a book. Votes: 0

The notion of time bothers me. You look at thirty-year-old photographs and realize how the time has passed. Votes: 0

Whenever you want something that you're not going to get, suddenly the whiney 3-year-old comes out in you. Votes: 0

I left Somalia when I was seven years old, but I witnessed a whole year in a war. Votes: 0

In the movies, I kill guys with an axe. In real life, I can't control a nine-year-old girl. Votes: 0

When you have a 13 year old child, you suddenly realize that you may need to pick a vocation. Votes: 0

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. Votes: 0

Recently, a six-year-old boy said to me, 'I've been waiting to meet you for half my life.' Votes: 0

I like my computer. But I don't know how to use it as well as the 10-year-old daughter. Votes: 0

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". Votes: 0

She [then nine-year-old daughter Emily] grew up with 'The Rhythm is Gonna Get You,' Well . . . It got her! Votes: 0

My 13-year-old self would have beaten up my 17-year-old self because she would be like, 'You're a sellout!' Votes: 0

It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it! Votes: 0

There is no significant idea which cannot be explained to an intelligent twelve year old boy in fifteen minutes. Votes: 0

My goal is to be a great-looking 70-year-old! I won't mind being 70, but I want people to say, "You're 70?" Votes: 0

People can live without a Facebook account: my 13-year-old daughter has cancelled her account because it's not cool anymore. Votes: 0

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th Votes: 0

I don't know what 15-year-old doesn't have a desire to separate themselves from their parents and prove their independence. Votes: 0

The gut-feel of the 55-year old trader is more important than the mathematical elegance of the 25-year old genius. Votes: 0

There are plenty of towns in America where the 4-year-old has shot his 2-year-old sister by using daddy's gun. Votes: 0

There aren't many roles that are interesting if you're a 40-year-old woman, unless you're Julia Roberts or Cate Blanchett. Votes: 0

You can't live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain't happening. Just the opposite, actually. Votes: 0

The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass! Votes: 0

Every year, feminists provide more and more evidence for the old charge that women can neither think nor write. Votes: 0

You could do math early, but there are no brilliant 16-year-old novelists. They don't know the human condition yet. Votes: 0

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die! Votes: 0

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. Votes: 0

Imagine a 15-year-old kid saying, 'I have two moms - it's cool.' I don't fear that at all. Votes: 0

I'm an 18-year-old boy, and I'm having fun. I'm just not having as much fun as people make out. Votes: 0

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. Votes: 0

Even today no computer can understand language as well as a three-year-old or see as well as a mouse. Votes: 0

Most of us still caged within careers chosen for us by our not entirely worldly 18-22 year old selves. Votes: 0

Let go of the old, take hold of the new and believe that 2013 will be your best year yet! Votes: 0

The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience. Votes: 0

It's an amazing luxury to say I'm 31 years old and I'm gonna take a year off. That's pretty amazing. Votes: 0

When I was 23, I moved to Australia to be with this 43-year-old con artist I fell in love with. Votes: 0

I'm an actor in between jobs right now, so I kind of live the life of a 7-year old. Votes: 0

People don't take you seriously if you scream, if you raise your voice, especially when you're a 19-year-old girl. Votes: 0

My 10 year old son likes it. He's trying to play guitar and everything. He likes that kind of music. Votes: 0

A cigarette in the hands of a Hollywood star onscreen is a gun aimed at a 12- or 14-year-old. Votes: 0

I think that's a bit unfair. I'm a father with a 2-year-old child and I feel pretty young, actually. Votes: 0

I'm pretty far from the character I play, so it's fun to mess around and be a 15-year-old again. Votes: 0

By itself, practice does not make perfect. Those of us with a ten-year-old son practicing the trumpet may understand that. Votes: 0

It was in the year 1820, when I was nearly nine years old, that I first went to a regular school. Votes: 0

I'm a nine-year old kid inside and my passion has been all my life to want to travel into space. Votes: 0

If it would destroy [a 12-year-old boy] to be called a girl, what are we then teaching him about girls? Votes: 0

Whether you are a twelve-year-old princess or a twelve-year-old regular kid, you need to know you are loved and respected. Votes: 0

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks. Votes: 0

If every 8 year old in the world is taught meditation, we will eliminate violence from the world within one generation Votes: 0

In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl. Votes: 0

I have a significant other and a large, immediate family. No children, thank goodness. And I have a 13-year-old kitty. Votes: 0

You're going to learn that one of the most brutal things in the world is your average nineteen-year-old American boy. Votes: 0

As a 10-year-old girl, I would listen to my grandmother discuss issues, and she made a lasting impression on me. Votes: 0

People say my content's mature, I don't think it's mature at all. I'm just a normal 20 year old. I'm opinionated. Votes: 0

No one is so old that he cannot live yet another year, nor so young that he cannot die today. Votes: 0

I graduated in 1952 and went to Europe, with Niki and our first child Laura, who was then a year old. Votes: 0

Every other 16-year-old girl wanted to look at bridal magazines; I could not have been more bored with the notion. Votes: 0

Nothing is better than showing up twice a week, acting like a 12 year-old for two hours, and then going home. Votes: 0

I guess you're not gonna be happy til' it's for real. Four year old kids, doing drive-bys on Big Wheels. Votes: 0

I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7. Votes: 0

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself? Votes: 0

To be honest, I kind of dress like a 15-year-old boy. And I probably live like a 15-year-old boy, too. Votes: 0

If you can tune into the fantasy life of an 11-year-old girl, you can make a fortune in this business. Votes: 0

Told me my tape taught them to swear. What about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear? Votes: 0

I'm a fifty-three-year-old writer who can remember being a ten-year-old writer and who expects someday to be an eighty-year-old writer. Votes: 0

Let me tell you something, planes and kids... I've got a 3 and 1 year old, I don't wish that on anybody. Votes: 0

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. Votes: 0

It's about time a 55-year-old British woman is the heroine of an action movie. I may have to write it. Votes: 0

I think if a 30-year-old Bill Cosby sat on stage with a 72-year-old Bill Cosby, they would enjoy each other. Votes: 0

It's turns out to be much easier to simulate a grandmaster chess player than it is to simulate a 2-year-old. Votes: 0

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. Votes: 0

I've heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a "professor Votes: 0

My daughter loves stories about my childhood, and we both love discussing women's issues. She's a wise and mature ten-year-old. Votes: 0

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. Votes: 0

You're literally sized up with measuring tape as a 13- or 14-year-old girl. I wanted to opt out of that experience. Votes: 0

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. Votes: 0

This is not rocket science - climate science is very simple. A 12-year-old could probably understand this subject [of climate change]. Votes: 0

Email is a 40-year-old technology that is not going away for very good reasons - it's the cockroach of the Internet. Votes: 0

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around. Votes: 0

Carlos: I'm 22. Logan: I'm 22. James: I'm 12. Kendall: You have a really deep voice for a 12 year old. James:I'm maturing quickly. Votes: 0

A twenty-one-year-old writer is likely to be inhibited by a lack of usable experience. Childhood and adolescence were something I knew. Votes: 0

I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh? Votes: 0

People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You're a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died. Votes: 0

I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among six-year-olds. So I decided to eat like a six-year-old. Votes: 0

Having a highly trained obstetrical surgeon attend a normal birth is analogous to having a pediatric surgeon babysit a healthy 2-year-old. Votes: 0

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" Votes: 0

Slobodan Milosevic was just as smart as a five-year-old. Five-year-olds have an uncanny way of getting into your psyche, your self-esteem. Votes: 0

The telephone is a 100-year-old technology. It's time for a change. Charging for phone calls is something you did last century. Votes: 0

[T]here is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels. Votes: 0

I asked an 85 year old professor, 'What makes you cry?' He said, 'Whenever I see or hear the truth.' Votes: 0

Most of the lyrics are over a year old, and it doesn't feel like it's about me. Time created a distance. Votes: 0

I was 20 years old at Pearl Harbor. I was in the Navy about a year and four months before the war. Votes: 0

To me, I'm still a 24-year-old kid who just happens to have a better paying job than other kids my age. Votes: 0

These are 8- and 12-year-old kids. It doesn't matter how they got here. It is time to show a little compassion Votes: 0

I think I've always had a 40-year-old body, and now that I'm actually there I'm like, 'Hey, pretty good, huh?' Votes: 0

I still have some of my old University essays, and I do still have my drawing book from primary year seven. Votes: 0

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius... Votes: 0

No 27-year-old has the experience to run a company that does a quarter of a billion dollars a year in sales." Votes: 0

It has been so long since Liverpool won the title, I was a 12-year-old Everton fan the last time it happened. Votes: 0

A guy may wear a suit and have a high-paying job and appear very mature, but essentially, he's a 14-year-old boy. Votes: 0

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. Votes: 0

So it's really nice after about a year and a half to get back on stage and flex those old muscles. Votes: 0

A liberal is a person who sees a fourteen-year-old girl performing sex acts onstage and wonders if she's being paid minimum wage. Votes: 0

I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda. Votes: 0

I firmly believe that the next great breakthrough in bioscience could come from a 15-year-old who downloads the human genome in Egypt. Votes: 0

Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old. Votes: 0

I'm damn near 37 years old, and I'm jumping up and down on the bed like my 10-year-old. I was a wild man Votes: 0

I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn't had plastic surgery, so somebody's gotta play the old-lady parts! Votes: 0

Going out on the road as a 14- or 15-year old and playing clubs with 20-year old guys was just not acceptable. Votes: 0

it seems to me that later on neither I nor anyone else will be interested in the musings of a thirteen-year-old schoolgirl. Votes: 0

I took a straight picture that made me look like a thirty-year-old Italian who'd kill anybody who said something against his mother. Votes: 0

New Year - a new chapter, new verse, or just the same old story ? Ultimately we write it. The choice is ours. Votes: 0

The Hulk is rage personified, just, "I don't like something. Break it." And that's a great concept for a seven- or eight-year-old. Votes: 0

I'm like an eight year old with the dressing-up box. I have the luxury of being able to change on a whim. Votes: 0

At the end of the day, besides everything that I do, I'm still just a 20-year-old girl and a Texan, at that. Votes: 0

I tell you what really turns my toes up: love scenes with 68-year-old men and actresses young enough to be their granddaughter. Votes: 0

I made a pact with my three-year-old thumb-sucking daughter that if she stopped sucking her thumb, I would stop sucking my pipe. Votes: 0

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. Votes: 0

My children range in age from 5 to 31. We adopted the 5-year-old, but people are often impressed with my wife before knowing that. Votes: 0

Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid? Votes: 0

It was the last game of the year and you were supposed to commit suicide or something if old Pencey didn't win. Votes: 0

I was a very self-righteous 15-25 year old. Anyway, I wake up every morning and thank God I'm not a kid anymore. Votes: 0

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated Votes: 0

She's one of the few people able to look beyond the lines on my face to see the twenty-year-old who lives inside. Votes: 0

I'm currently raising a 15 year old son and an 18 year old daughter, which a guess is my punishment for a wild youth! Votes: 0

[Donald Trump] even quoted a tweet from a self-identified 16-year-old as a way to justify crazy unsupported claims about the popular vote. Votes: 0

I am known for what I'm do. But I'm not a five-year-old Hong Konger, I'm not a kid demonstrating in the streets. Votes: 0

Do you have any idea how hard it is to tail an eighty year-old woman Its hard. Really hard. Really...slow. -Grabrielle Votes: 0

I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do. Votes: 0

We have groups that do that, but I can't rap with the mentality of an 18 year old when I'm in my 30's. Votes: 0

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. Votes: 0

In 'Plutarch,' her voice begins to come out; there are actual 2,000-year-old quotes from Cleopatra, and they are sly and saucy. Votes: 0

I think I need a little break. I've got a two-year old. I'll be part of The Leisure Class for a while. Votes: 0

She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan. Votes: 0

I was the youngest member of the New York International Brotherhood of Magicians. It was me and a bunch of 60-year-old Jewish men. Votes: 0

Were you playing with Stuart?" she asked. The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it. Votes: 0

I don't trust photographers. I'm now a relaxed, contented 60 year-old, but look at my pictures and you see a crazy, bug-eyed serial killer. Votes: 0

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man. Votes: 0

I have gone from being a 21-year-old with wide eyes to a 24-year-old woman. With success comes a lot of responsibility and power Votes: 0

I have gone from being a 21-year-old with wide eyes to a 24-year-old woman. With success comes a lot of responsibility and power. Votes: 0

In the midterm elections, a 102-year-old woman voted for the first time in a U.S. election. Unfortunately, she voted for Woodrow Wilson. Votes: 0

I never envisioned when I was reading that comic as a 17-year-old that I would have the opportunity to actually play the character. Votes: 0

Catholic media sucks. It's boring. It's for old people. It's not interesting. It's like you're in a class with an 80 year old nun. Votes: 0

I have gone from being a 21-year-old with wide eyes to a 24-year-old woman. With success comes a lot of responsibility and power." Votes: 0

Pines a thousand years old. Every year they must go farther for them: they recede, like beavers and Indians, before the white man. Votes: 0

More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin. Votes: 0

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown. Votes: 0

Writing novels reminds me of being an awkward 15-year-old typing on a Commodore 64 in his bedroom, trying to be the next Stephen King. Votes: 0

All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. Votes: 0

I went to karate classes where it was basically a line-up of hulking man, hulking man, small nine-year-old girl, hulking man, hulking man. Votes: 0

They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages! Votes: 0

Tutoring a four year old to get into an exclusive preschool made as much sense as hiring a swim coach for a guppy. Votes: 0

I think it is shocking that 15- and 16-year-olds leave school unable to add up and with the reading ability of a four-year-old. Votes: 0

I don't talk down to kids. Usually someone my age who's talking to a ten or twelve year old is yelling at them. Votes: 0

I'm 60, and I did 60-year-old women songs. I'm not trying to be the Hip-Hop Queen, although I am the original Hip Hop Queen. Votes: 0

I thought, I hate the thought of a 12, 13 or 14 year-old girl seeing a picture of me and thinking she'll do what I did. Votes: 0

Low oil prices played a part in a major move by Congress voting to end the 40-year-old ban on exporting American crude oil. Votes: 0

A lot of the drive to make narratives came from having to play by myself as a 5- or 6-year-old in the woods." Votes: 0

I thought, I hate the thought of a 12, 13 or 14 year-old girl seeing a picture of me and thinking she'll do what I did. Votes: 0

todays the first anniversary of the asteroid hitting the moon. A year ago i was sixteen years old, a sophomore in high school. Votes: 0

I was always very, very insecure about my height. Even as a 15-year-old I was a foot and a half taller than everyone. Votes: 0

I think all of us have our inner 13-year-old a lot closer to the surface than we're willing to admit even to ourselves. Votes: 0

If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women. Votes: 0

It is so much easier to try to help a six-month-old child or a six-year-old child than it is a 16-year-old troubled kid. Votes: 0

A lot of the drive to make narratives came from having to play by myself as a 5- or 6-year-old in the woods. Votes: 0

After a year or so I really thought I was Howard Hughes. Here I was at eighteen years old, getting all these checks. Votes: 0

I was shy. Bookish. The kind of 13-year-old girl who, instead of having a boyfriend, would have a crush on a dead, 19th-century author! Votes: 0

Don't sing a song you can't carry off, like some 16-year-old kid singing 'My Way'. That song's not for you. You haven't lived that. Votes: 0

Most of my songs are about love, I am a 16 year old teenager and I sing about what is on every girls mind. Love Votes: 0

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. Votes: 0

A lot of my fears and anxieties are the fears and anxieties of a six-year-old boy. When I finally confront them, they're really small. Votes: 0

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. Votes: 0

Great. Now I have to go back and tell Haymitch I want an eighty-year-old and Nuts and Volts for my allies. He'll love that. Votes: 0

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. Votes: 0

I'm like a big 10-year-old when I'm on stage. I just go up there and do whatever I think is cool at the moment. Votes: 0

Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me. Votes: 0

I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old. Votes: 0

A teacher sent the following note home with a six-year-old boy 'He is too stupid to learn.' That boy was Thomas A. Edison. Votes: 0

I'm trying to find a man to share my life with, but it's not been easy. I'm a 35-year-old woman with two small children. Votes: 0

I asked people who have already finished books for advice, which is akin to asking a mother with a four-year-old what childbirth is like. Votes: 0

Show me a woman content with her figure and I'll show you a seven-year-old girl. Everybody else is engaged in the war against flab. Votes: 0

I would not have so many scripts being driven by demographics. The play's the thing - not the 18-35 year old male age group. Votes: 0

Who soweth good seed shall surely reap; The year grows rich as it groweth old, And life's latest sands are its sands of gold! Votes: 0

A 17-year-old girl in Australia hacked into my e-mail while I was on it, Then a 15-year-old girl in England did the same thing. Votes: 0

When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you can't play a 20-year-old. Votes: 0

A person dies every second, but there’s also a six year old somewhere, every second, trying to move an apple with his mind. Votes: 0

Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old. Votes: 0

I got into guitar because no parent will buy their eight-year-old kid drums, unless they're divorced and trying to get back at their wife. Votes: 0

We were staring at the origin of a piece of our own bodies inside this 375-million-year-old fish. We had a fish with a wrist. Votes: 0

I have a two-year-old boy. Being his mom feels like I have a present I get to spend the rest of my life opening. Votes: 0

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. Votes: 0

I try my best to stay healthy, but I have the appetite of a nine-year-old boy, so I just pay for it in workouts. Votes: 0

I'd much rather dress like a 5 year old than a 21 year old. I'd much rather wear a puffy sleeved shirt than some low-cut top. Votes: 0

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. Votes: 0

You come home to find your 17-year-old daughter engrossed in a book. Which would delight you more - if it were 'Twilight' or 'Middlemarch?' Votes: 0

My mother born in Mexico, but was Lebanese in origin. She born 1902 the same year my father arrived to Mexico when he was 14 years old. Votes: 0

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.' Votes: 0

There were seventy-five people in the lobby and only a seven-year-old girl was finding out what it felt like to sit on the Marble Floor Votes: 0

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. Votes: 0

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. Votes: 0

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience. Votes: 0

As a ten-year-old boy, the Thief of Eddis could stop a grown man in his tracks with a single look. Where had that look gone? Votes: 0

I can talk to anybody but when it comes to somebody that I like, then I turn into like this five-year-old kindergartener in a sandbox. Votes: 0

Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on! Votes: 0

I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys. Votes: 0

I was facing life for the first time. I was 12 years old, but I felt like a 20 year old. I knew then what life was. Votes: 0

I can't maintain the body of a 16-year-old anymore. That's just a really boring life to me. You really just cannot do anything fun, ever. Votes: 0

I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I have a babysitter. Votes: 0

I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the fact of that. I oddly enjoy it. Votes: 0

The thing that impressed everyone when he same on the scene as a 17 year old was he already spoke like a man. (on Michael Owen) Votes: 0

I remember as a seventeen-year-old kid saying, "If attitude made me captain of this team, I'm going to have a good attitude all my life." Votes: 0

My musical taste is like a 16-year-old girl's when it comes to working out - Rihanna, Black Eyed Peas, Miley Cyrus. I love it all! Votes: 0

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy. Votes: 0

The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being. Votes: 0

I think that me now, I wouldn't take a 16-year-old seriously in any capacity. "You're a kid, why would I listen to you? You're a child." Votes: 0

Turquoise, yellow, pink, a lot of the pastel colors are some of the more popular suit colors this year. But it varies from old to young. Votes: 0

Play this game like the 8 year old you used to be, dreaming to play in the show! Heart, passion, and fire! Remember where you came from! Votes: 0

I can't constantly be trying to write the unwritten song, the song that the 15-year-old girl needs. I need to write the song that I need. Votes: 0

I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried. Votes: 0

I may look like a nice Jewish girl from New Jersey, but inside I'm a 50-year-old, heavyset black man with a big thumb, like Wes Montgomery. Votes: 0

I am just a hard-working 23-year-old. When Maxim asked me to be on their cover, I was quite surprised. Of course, I was happy about it. Votes: 0

If a man wishes to truly not be written about, he would do well not to write letters to 18-year-old girls, inviting them into his life. Votes: 0

I don't like new bands. I don't want to be one of those pathetic old men in their forties who knows exactly what 18-year-olds are into. Votes: 0

It's remarkable how we go on year after year, doing the same old things. We get tired and bored, and ask when they'll come for us Votes: 0

If you do an autopsy on an 85-year-old who died of a stroke, you will find five other things that person was about to die from. Votes: 0

Yara: Youre a great warrior. I saw the bodies above your gates. Which one gave you the tougher fight, the cripple or the six year old? Votes: 0

We are at that very point in time when a 400-year old age is rattling in its death bed and another is struggling to be born. Votes: 0

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old babywhen you throw him in the air,he laughsbecause he knows you will catch him; Votes: 0

I have an eight-year-old child, and I literally can't wrap my mind around the kind of grief that must be felt when you lose a child. Votes: 0

My little boy (Sasha) is now one-year-old and that makes it easier for me to go back to the studio and work on creating new music. Votes: 0

You know, I'm really bad on the computer. I'm really lame, man. I read and hang out with my kids. I've turned into a five year old. Votes: 0

I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year's I'd rather be with them. Votes: 0

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old. Votes: 0

When I was a 7-year-old girl, in my bedroom, on my karaoke machine, I would sing 'On My Own' or do a one-woman version of 'Les Miserables. Votes: 0

I don't remember not singing. I started when I was, I don't know how - what, two years old, or a year old or something like that. Votes: 0

I'm 74 years old and, even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old. Votes: 0

I read over a hundred books a year and have done so since I was fifteen years old, and every book I've read has taught me something. Votes: 0

Old Year! upon the Stage of Time You stand to bow your last adieu; A moment, and the prompter's chime Will ring the curtain down on you. Votes: 0

Old times' never come back and I suppose it's just as well. What comes back is a new morning every day in the year, and that's better. Votes: 0

"Old times" never come back and I suppose it's just as well. What comes back is a new morning every day in the year, and that's better. Votes: 0

I thought maybe I could become like the next Van Gogh. I bought a sunflower and painted it, and it looked like the work of a 6-year-old. Votes: 0

I'm 57, I can't look like a 30-year-old. You try to hold age at bay, but there comes a point when you just have to give up gracefully. Votes: 0

I was born in Iran, left at a very young age - less than a year old - and grew up and was educated in the West. Votes: 0

When I was 5 years old, my mother read me 'Gone With The Wind' at night, before I went to bed. I remember her reading almost all year. Votes: 0

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots. Votes: 0

Boys in bands are more difficult to deal with than one-year-old babies. I've been one of them, and I am one of them, but it is the truth. Votes: 0

I grew up as a little 4- and 5-year-old kid, watching Phil Tippett and my dad make monsters in our garage. That's what I did, as a child. Votes: 0

My father's parents were Irish. Only a year before my father died, he and I went back to Ireland for a week to look at the old homestead. Votes: 0

When I was a 7-year-old girl, in my bedroom, on my karaoke machine, I would sing 'On My Own' or do a one-woman version of 'Les Miserables.' Votes: 0

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them Votes: 0

To be honest Im quite boring I love to go bowling and to the moviesWhen it comes to my wardrobe I think I dress like a 30 year old woman Votes: 0

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?' Votes: 0

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true. Votes: 0

I mean, that is a mop of real hair. He has hair like a 15-year-old ... and so, I have to acknowledge I am a little envious of his hair. Votes: 0

As a five-year-old kid, I used to sit in front of the TV - I never missed 'Dukes of Hazzard,' not once. It was me and my dad's show. Votes: 0