My wife was a licensed psychologist by profession and a college professor of psychology. Votes: 4
Marvin SappMy dad's a pastor and a seminary professor; my mom, she has such great faith. Votes: 4
Allyson FelixI mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday. Votes: 4
Darren CrissI'm a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor. Votes: 4
Tony CampoloA schoolteacher or professor cannot educate individuals, he educates only species. Votes: 3
Georg C. LichtenbergHumility: The most quietly profound professor in the university of Christian living. Votes: 3
Evinda LepinsI think of myself as a serious professor who, during the weekend, writes novels. Votes: 3
Umberto EcoIn America, the professor talks to the mechanic. They are in the same category. Votes: 3
Noam ChomskyI would a great deal rather be anything, say professor of history, than vice president. Votes: 3
Theodore RooseveltI say I'm an academic: a professor of psychiatry at Johns Hopkins. And I write. Votes: 3
Kay Redfield JamisonA professor is one who can speak on any subject - for precisely fifty minutes. Votes: 3
Norbert WienerMy mother is an office manager, my father a professor of economics and financial planner. Votes: 3
Poppy Z. BriteEvery new fad or fashion at once has its denouncers from the pulpit, platform, professor's chair. Votes: 3
Alice Dunbar NelsonWhat do you think I'm a professor of? The little finger? (On offers of honorary doctorates.) Votes: 3
Henri Cartier-BressonA practitioner in panegyric, or, to speak more plainly, a professor of the art of puffing. Votes: 3
Richard Brinsley SheridanMy father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife" She married a house? Votes: 3
Sherrilyn KenyonA poet must be a professor of the five senses and must open doors among them. Votes: 3
Federico Garcia LorcaThere is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it. Votes: 3
H. L. MenckenHe's a great - he's a great professor. He retired recently, but.But Peter Halley as well. Votes: 3
Kehinde WileyWhen a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students. Votes: 3
Alan PerlisMy father was a professor of civil engineering at MIT, and my mother taught high school English. Votes: 3
Eric Allin CornellI then moved to the University of Western Ontario where I was made a full professor in 1985. Votes: 3
J. Philippe RushtonIf you don't feel the blues, then you're not listening. Then you're just a professor or something. Votes: 3
Brother AliLincoln was less well-read than many a professor or journalist, but what he read, he read deeply. Votes: 3
Richard BrookhiserIf you're going to spend a long time locked in somebody's basement, take a professor with you. Votes: 3
Terry H. AndersonI'm not from the arts, I'm a law professor. But I think we need more poetry in politics. Votes: 3
Zephyr TeachoutTo win this war, we need a commander in chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern. Votes: 3
Sarah PalinI am what is called a professor emeritusfrom the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be. Votes: 3
Stephen LeacockI asked an 85 year old professor, 'What makes you cry?' He said, 'Whenever I see or hear the truth.' Votes: 3
William Sloane CoffinWho but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example? Votes: 3
Richard RussoProfessors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture. Votes: 2
Hal BoyleI have been a Professor Emeritus since 1958, and have continued my scientific studies. Votes: 2
Karl von FrischDenzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies. Votes: 2
Seth MacFarlaneEx-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. Votes: 0
Arthur Conan DoyleI remained associated with the Technische Universitat Munchen, where I became Professor in 1976. Votes: 0
Robert HuberPeople remember Longfellow wrote Hiawatha, quite forget he was a Professor of Modern Languages! Votes: 0
J. R. R. TolkienUnfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service. Votes: 0
Ann CoulterI know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I've done. Votes: 0
Miriam MargolyesI think me and Kristen Bell are going to start a band. It's called Kung-Fu Professor. Votes: 0
Clark DukeProfessor," Harry gasped. "Your bird " I couldn't do anything " he just caught fire " Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingWhy's my name the Large Professor? Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer. Votes: 0
Extra PI know of no title that I deem more honorable than that of Professor of the Harvard Law School. Votes: 0
Felix FrankfurterProfessor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden. Votes: 0
Spike MilliganThe university is in danger of losing its monopoly, and for good reason. The most visible threat are the new online courses, many of them free, with some of the best professors in their respective fields. Votes: 3 Don Tapscott
Anyone can be a moral individual, concerned with human rights and problems; but only a college professor, a trained expert, can solve technical problems by 'sophisticated' methods. Ergo, it is only problems of the latter sort that are important or real. Votes: 2 Noam Chomsky