Daytime television, you can tell whoâs watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either itâs clinics for drying out drunks. Or itâs law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or itâs schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If youâre watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. Youâre a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot. -
Chuck Palahniuk