C] Anonymous (ID: 3ub80UZc) No_426923316
>Walk into grocery store
>Have to use the bathroom
>Ask where it is
>"We don't let non-employees use it but you look like you really have to go it's wer there"
>Walk into bathroom
>Employee only half-locked the door, so it opened anpvay
>Employee had his dick in his hand, standing next to the sink, looks cwer at me, white as a ghost at first, then turns strawberry red, frozen in fear and embarassment
>Hand still in dick
>HURRY DAVID, QUICK THINKING
>Walk cwer to sink, whip out dick, stan peeing in the sink
>Say 'The urinals in this country are strange, yeah?" with thickest fake russian accent have ever maid
>Man puts his dick away posthaste
guess so_ Haha___l guess___"
>Laugh like russian
>Turn on sink to "flush"
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