Airplanes were invented for missionaries to complete the Great Commission. Votes: 3
Loren CunninghamHolidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty. Votes: 3
Elizabeth Jane HowardI love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds. Votes: 3
Sandra BullockParents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Votes: 3
Ogden NashSin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. Votes: 3
Robert A. HeinleinWe're actually making stuff in America now. We're exporting stuff. We're inventing things. Votes: 3
Amy KlobucharHigh heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Votes: 3
Christopher MorleySometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging. Votes: 3
Diane LaneNothing makes an actor feel freer and more inventive and more creative than being trusted. Votes: 3
Kevin KlineMovies were invented for Jimmy Cagney, and he was invented for the movies. A perfect match. Votes: 3
Clint EastwoodThe myths about Hades and the gods, though they are pure invention, help to make men virtuous. Votes: 3
Diodorus SiculusI think I've probably re-invented myself three or four times now, if that's what one calls it. Votes: 1
Sarah BrightmanAmerican Horror Story on cable now, it is terrific. There has to be room to re-invent. Votes: 0
Robert EnglundI'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. Votes: 0
Morgan Freeman