As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children. Votes: 1
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Votes: 3 Mitch Hedberg
Relatives cannot help you in the studios. You stand or fall by your own efforts. Votes: 3 Glynis Johns