9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control! Votes: 4
Jay LenoTelevision is the most perfect democracy. You sit there with your remote control and vote. Votes: 3
Aaron BrownIf my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel. Votes: 3
Jarod KintzWhy do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? Votes: 2
Steven WrightRemote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun. Votes: 2
Roger Rosenblatt