I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved. Votes: 1
Sandra BernhardI went to a Katy Perry concert, and I experienced pure bliss for the first time in my life. Votes: 1
Eden SherI mostly like to travel and volunteer because I get antsy if I stay in my comfort zone for too long. Votes: 1
Eden SherShe laughed with thrilling scorn. "Sophisticated-God, I'm sophisticated! Votes: 0
F. Scott FitzgeraldI admire how she protects her energy and understands her limitations. Votes: 0
Terry Tempest WilliamsCatherine Keener really gets me. She and I have such a shorthand together. Votes: 0
Nicole HolofcenerI came, I saw, she conquered." The original Latin seems to have been garbled. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinI'm not trying to copy Nature, I'm trying to find the principles she's using. Votes: 0
R. Buckminster FullerI'm left, you're right, and she's gone. You're right, and I'm left all alone. Votes: 0
Elvis PresleyIf I was working hard, she bled into my personality. I became more cynical. Votes: 0
Marg HelgenbergerI love you too, Will Blakelee," she whispered, leaning in to kiss him again. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksI've been in love with Natalie Portman for a long time now. She's flawless. Votes: 0
Brant DaughertyI'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?' Votes: 0
Zach GalifianakisI don't think I know a single woman who knows what she looks like. Votes: 0
Barbara Grizzuti HarrisonShe paused. That's just my way of saying I would've killed you if you'd died. Votes: 0
James DashnerI love her because she has become something more to me. She become my life. Votes: 0
Melissa de la CruzAs of right now, I'm still waiting to meet Halle Berry. And she is single. Votes: 0
Brian Austin GreenI just had this feeling about you," she said. "Is that foolish?" "I hope not. Votes: 0
Rainbow RowellShe was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away . . . So I choked her. Votes: 0
Arthur ShawcrossI was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years. Votes: 0
Stephenie MeyerI want my daughter to see a strong woman who goes after what she wants. Votes: 0
Giada De LaurentiisI feel there is an angel in me' she'd say 'whom I am constantly shocking Votes: 0
Lawrence FerlinghettiI have a hole where my heart should be, she thought, and nowhere else to go. Votes: 0
George R. R. MartinIf she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't. Votes: 0
Thomas BeechamI told her once I wasn't good at anything. She told me survival is a talent. Votes: 0
Susanna KaysenI hope they look at me and think, 'That lady looks like she accepts herself.' Votes: 0
Tracee Ellis RossI can't do theatre in the US,' she says, 'because I don't have a green card. Votes: 0
Jacqueline McKenzieI know your mama she don't like me, cause I play in a rock and roll band. Votes: 0
Bruce SpringsteenDo I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running as a woman." Votes: 0
Patricia SchroederI think she was ready to go. Not to be kicked out. Go at the top. Undefeated. Votes: 0
Denis ThatcherI finished your song, she said. Our last song. And I want to play it for you. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksI thought my mom's whole purpose was to be my mom. That's how she made me feel.
Natasha Gregson WagnerI love to smell flowers in the dark," she said. "You get hold of their soul then.
Lucy Maud MontgomeryMy wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
Rodney DangerfieldShe lov'd me for the dangers I had pass'd, And I lov'd her that she did pity them
William ShakespeareI'm stronger knowing that while Donna Rice could be sold, she could not be bought.
Donna Rice HughesI think that Yulia Tymoshenko should prepare to resign. She understands that well.
Viktor YanukovychShadow turned. Her eyes were wet; she smiled at him wanley. "I'll be she loved you.
Catherine FisherWhen I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
Rodney DangerfieldShe talked to me like I was just like any other student, not a kid in a wheelchair.
Sharon M. DraperI love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love.
August Strindbergoh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone.
Cecily von ZiegesarYou never do things the easy way, do you?" she said. "There's an easy way?" I asked.
Patrick RothfussOh, that I do know...Katniss will pick whoever she thinks she can't survive without.
Suzanne CollinsWith my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
Rodney DangerfieldI think fashion can always date, but I think if a woman has elegance, she doesnt date.
Alice TemperleyWhen people say, 'She's got everything', I've got one answer - I haven't had tomorrow.
Elizabeth TaylorDear old world', she murmured, 'you are very lovely, and I am glad to be alive in you.
Lucy Maud MontgomeryShe said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'
Ricky GervaisI reckon if I ever marry, she will have to be a strong woman in a circus or something.
Robert E. HowardA long time ago, I read in a book that a woman's homeland is wherever she fell in love.
Antonio Lobo AntunesMadonna wasn't an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it.
Dennis RodmanShe can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw â I don't say she will, but she can.
Dorothy ParkerAnd if I don't be there by morning, she'll know that I must've spent the night in jail.
Eric ClaptonI'm not one of those that can see the cat in the dairy and wonder what she's there for.
George EliotI idolized my mother. I didn't realize she was a lousy cook until I went into the army.
Jackie GayleI love Madonna. She is the only woman I have asked to marry me. She refused, of course.
Jean Paul GaultierI'm sorry. I shouldn't be asking such things...' She let the sentence die its own death
Markus ZusakSharon Stone. She is one of the most dedicated people I know, but also highly unedited.
Richard Gere'I don't get it,' Caroline said, bemused. 'She's the only one with wings. Why is that?'
Sarah DessenI dare say she means to keep you from his attentions. Your honour demands she be slain.
Seth Grahame-SmithI'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."
Warren BeattyIt was like she'd become the sun, and I started revolving around her. She was my center.
Abbi GlinesI don't know who it is," she said; "but somebody cares for me a little. I have a friend.
Frances Hodgson BurnettI think her flaws make me love her even more. She's not perfect, but she's perfect to me
Jodi PicoultBut oh! as to embrace me she inclin'd, I wak'd, she fled, and day brought back my night.
John MiltonEshe, I want to spend my life with you." "Good," she whispered back. "That was the plan.
Lynsay Sandsshe waited to change , and i waited to change , and we both wanted what we couldn't have
Maggie StiefvaterAngelina Jolie is my favorite. I've never met her before, but I just know she's amazing.
Mark IndelicatoSlapped her then I asked her what's my name. She said N-I-C, the president of the N-Y-C.
Nicki MinajA girl just asked for SAT scores good enough to get her into Yale. I think she was nine.
Richelle MeadI told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
Rodney DangerfieldDo I hear a challenge?" she whispers, "Oh, Carlos. You know I can't resist a challenge.
Simone ElkelesI've never heard a person say, 'I had a rotten mother, but she's such a great physicist.
Sonia ManzanoI want my life to be mystifying," she declared, although she didn't know what she meant.
Sonya HartnettI don't design clothes for the Queen, but for the people who wave at her as she goes by.
Willi SmithNor Fame I slight, nor for her favors call; She comes unlooked for, if she comes at all .
Alexander PopeI'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
Anthony JeselnikYou stole a boat,â she snapped. âWhat am I doing with you, you boat-stealing lunatic?
Cassandra ClareIs she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
Dave AttellYour Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled, or dead?
David Weber[On the writers she admires:] I prefer dead writers, because I don't see them at parties.
Fran LebowitzI'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
Frank CarsonAlexia," she hissed to her friend, "there are knees positively everywhere. What do I do?
Gail CarrigerAdjustment? She called that an adjustment? How about I adjust her right out of existence?
Kim HarrisonShe's had so little love, Jesse thought, I will drown her in it for the rest of her life.
LaVyrle SpencerShe smiled at him, with longing. 'Where do you live,' she asked, 'and how do I get there?
Lorrie MooreGrace," I said, very softly. "Say something." Sam," she said, and I crushed her to me.
Maggie StiefvaterI got a mother who's very strong after taking the whippings that she took from my father.
Missy ElliotShe doesn't want to end up like me. At least I'm giving someone an example not to follow.
Ned VizziniI can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
Pablo NerudaI liked that about her. I liked how laid back she was, when she wasn't trying to stab me.
Rachel VincentI think Björk is playing on the fact she knows she's eccentric and she accepts the fact.
Thomas MarsI am a pretty, useless ornament who always believed she'd have a man to take care of her.
Virginia C. AndrewsRoy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch?
Anne GrantI don't blame you for everything, she told me. Just the stuff my friends & I can agree on.
Brian AndreasI listen how Hillary Clinton's going to get rid of ISIS. She's going to get rid of nobody.
Donald Trump[On being asked if she would favor birth control laws:] I will if you make it retroactive.
Florence Prag KahnShe is Living and I'm Dead, but I'd like to believe we're both human. Call me an idealist.
Isaac MarionI don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.
Janet EvanovichShe wants to believe my excuses so bad. Every time I lie, she wants to believe me so much.
Jay AsherI nod like Iâm listening,like weâre communicating, and she never knows the difference.
Laurie Halse AndersonMaybe, I want her to do anything she wants, but I hope her interest in singing stays high.
Lee Ann WomackWho did it, Sephy?' She repeated. 'Who beat you up? 'Cause whoever it was, I'll kill them.
Malorie BlackmanMichael Jackson has some contact with his mother. I know she is involved with the children
Martin BashirI would like to collaborate with Lana Del Rey . She just has the perfect voice! I love it.
Martin GarrixI want to die on your chest but not yet she wrote sometime in the 13th century of our love
Michael OndaatjeShe fights and vanquishes in me, and I live and breathe in her, and I have life and being.
Miguel de Cervantesi'm sorry she never got her miracle. she did get her miracle, Landon, her miracle was you.
Nicholas SparksI wish I had a hundred years, she said, very quietly. A hundred years I could give to you.
Patrick NessI held her tighter, just because I could. Because she was fierce, and beautiful, and mind.
Rachel VincentAll you did was sit there, he said. Why are you so tired? I sat very diligently, she said.
Robin McKinleyI asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
Rodney DangerfieldOne night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
Rodney Dangerfield[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.
Tallulah BankheadAnd then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.
Val GuestWhen my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though I know she lies.
William ShakespeareI'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket.
Willy RussellThe entire world is a collection of memoranda that she did exist, and that I have lost her.
Emily BronteIf your mom was here, she would flip her top over your grades." "Flip her lid," I muttered.
Gena ShowalterWhy was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Groucho MarxMy perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger.
Howie MandelMy mom cares that I tweeted a picture of my breakfast. She's knows I'm eating and I'm safe.
Jack DorseyShe extended a hand that I didn't know how to take, so I broke its fingers with my silence.
Jonathan Safran FoerEdith Piaf knocked my socks off when I was 8, but I didn't know what she was singing about.
Joni MitchellI'm the kind of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room.
Lara Flynn BoyleEvery night before bed, I rub my wife's feet. She says they're the best foot rubs on Earth.
Luke BryanShe asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.
Melina MarchettaI already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
MichelangeloI bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.
Milton BerleShe bludgeoned me with a look of such limitless compassion that I immediately began to cry.
Miranda JulyI don't know, maybe she [Hillary Clinton] short-circuited when she wiped out 35,000 emails.
Rudy GiulianiI think Hillary Clinton is vulnerable, she is not liked, she is not overwhelmingly popular.
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodI think Hillary Clinton is vulnerable, she is not liked, she is not overwhelmingly popular.
Rush LimbaughMy mother. She's 65 now and she has immaculate style. And that's exactly what I want to be.
Sarah Lafleur[My muse] she's impatient with me, because I don't do what I should do: sit down and write.
Shirley Geok-lin LimI'm probably the only bestselling author you know who's written more books than she's read.
Suze OrmanArlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
Woody AllenI know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.
Anthony JeselnikI hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going. - Henry deTamble
Audrey NiffeneggerI have used that song ["50ft Queenie"] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic.
Dylan MoranI wrote three years for Lucille Ball. She taught me everything I know about physical comedy.
Garry MarshallHeavens, no! It could get subpoenaed. I can't write anything. When asked if she had a diary.
Hillary ClintonI'm afraid my voice is going to break. I am afraid she is going to hear how much this hurts.
Holly BlackShe never felt sorry for herself, and that was something I decided I admired most in people.
Jeannette WallsI'm a commercial writer, not an author. Margaret Mitchell was an author. She wrote one book.
Mickey SpillaneMy mum [who has breast cancer] is a fighter. I've got that from her, I know she's a fighter.
Naomi CampbellI'm not the new Penelope Cruz. I'm Paz Vega. There's only one Penelope, and she's marvelous.
Paz VegaI have seen her [Hillary Clinton] in several other situations where she didn't look healthy.
Rudy GiulianiI know she is crying. Her tears fall on the wrong side, into the bottomless well inside her.
Susan AbulhawaAs soon as she hit the door we start blastin', I saw her brains hit the floor, raw laughin'.
The Notorious B.I.G.I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has regular features.
Henry David ThoreauAs much as I disagree with Sarah Palin, there's no denying that she was the victim of sexism.
Jessica ValentiMy mother's five-foot-two, and I'll be honest with you - she's the only person I'm scared of.
Kiefer SutherlandShe holds up a finger. "I'm getting to it. Don't rush a girl in the middle of her exposition.
Libba BrayWe would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
Mort SahlWell I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man.
Ray DaviesI think nature's imagination Is so much greater than man's, she's never going to let us relax
Richard P. Feynman