My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Votes: 6
Phyllis DillerGratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. Votes: 4
Melody BeattieGod has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart. Votes: 4
Izaak WaltonI love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. Votes: 4
Arnold SchwarzeneggerThere is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. Votes: 4
O. HenryGod gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you?' Votes: 4
William Arthur WardIf the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough. Votes: 4
Meister EckhartHe that enjoys naught without thanksgiving is as though he robbed God. Votes: 3
Saint John ChrysostomThere is something in every season, in every day, to celebrate with thanksgiving. Votes: 3
Gloria GaitherYour friend is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving. Votes: 3
Khalil GibranI awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new. Votes: 3
Ralph Waldo EmersonPeople see only my actions. Instead, if I focus on Christ with thanksgiving, people see Him. Votes: 3
Francis ChanWith proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children, England mourns for her dead across the sea. Votes: 3
Laurence BinyonWhat's wrong with shoes? I collected them because it was like a symbol of thanksgiving and love? Votes: 3
Imelda MarcosMay your heart be an altar, from which the bright flame of unending thanksgiving ascends to heaven. Votes: 3
Mary Euphrasia PelletierNot what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. Votes: 3
W. T. PurkiserGenuine thanksgiving is a response to both who God is and what He has done, is doing, and will do. Votes: 3
Joyce MeyerI absolutely adore Thanksgiving. It's the only holiday I insist on making myself. Votes: 2
Ina GartenChristmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday. Votes: 2
John ClaytonThanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside. Votes: 2
Willard ScottI make a fabulous tofurkey for Thanksgiving. My Mexican-Italian family can't tell the difference. Votes: 2
Christian SerratosI love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. Votes: 2
Todd BarryA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. Votes: 2
Kin HubbardThanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving. Votes: 2
Amy GrantThanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ. Votes: 2
John ClaytonMy mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey. Votes: 0
Kirsten GillibrandA two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. Votes: 0
Johnny CarsonI'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. Votes: 0
Leigh LezarkHe looked like something that had gotten loose from Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Votes: 0
Harpo MarxNorth Carolina was where you could have Thanksgiving and feel like it was Thanksgiving. Votes: 0
David H. MurdockAny woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. Votes: 0
Pat RobertsonIf you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken. Votes: 0
Ina GartenThanksgiving is every day because in this physical body you can spring into eternal paradise. Votes: 0
Roger Delano HinkinsHappy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate. Votes: 0
Bo BurnhamThe Church of God could not live twenty four hours without Rhodes rolls at Thanksgiving. Votes: 0
Wilford WoodruffThanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys. Votes: 0
Mark TwainThe secret to happiness, at Thanksgiving or any time, is to find pleasure in imperfection. Votes: 0
Mary SchmichOh, that [his Thanksgiving Message] is some of Seward's nonsense, and it pleases the fools. Votes: 0
Abraham LincolnWe would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. Votes: 0
Henry Allen IronsideAlmost nobody gives thanks to God at Thanksgiving, unless there's a short prayer before we eat. Votes: 0
Rick WarrenEight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys. Votes: 0
Wayne GretzkyThe guy who kills 38 people is not the guy you'd want to have over at Thanksgiving. Votes: 0
Walton GogginsI'm not a big turkey fan, but my husband loves it. Thanksgiving is his favorite meal. Votes: 0
Ruth ReichlRadical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. Votes: 0
Mason CooleyThanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkeMy mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. Votes: 0
Rita RudnerYou can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. Votes: 0
Jay LenoPrayer is like Thanksgiving dinner. It takes one hour to eat it and ten hours to prepare it. Votes: 0
Peter KreeftI'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. Votes: 0
Howie MandelFor Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird. Votes: 0
Jessica SimpsonSharing in God's blessings is at the heart of Thanksgiving and at the core of the American spirit. Votes: 0
William J. ClintonMy fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch. Votes: 1 Katharine McPhee
At Thanksgiving, I always start at the top of my list and say I'm grateful for friends, family, and good health. Then I get more superficial... like being thankful for my Louboutins. Votes: 1 Christie Brinkley
Thanksgiving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the Christian system is. The emphasis is not on giving or buying, but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another. Votes: 1 John Clayton
Being an Ethiopian-born, Swedish-raised chef, there's nothing traditional about my Thanksgiving spread. Votes: 1 Marcus Samuelsson
I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. Votes: 1 Howie Mandel
When I was about nine years old, I announced to my mother that I was going to cook Thanksgiving dinner. And I went to the library and got this whole pile of books. I'd love to say it all turned out great. It didn't. But, sort of, from that point on, whenever there was serious cooking at home, I was the one who did it. Votes: 3 Nathan Myhrvold
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. Votes: 3 Todd Barry
Shopmas now begins on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently, escaping the families you cannot stand to spend another minute with on Thanksgiving Day to go buy them gifts is how some Americans show their affection for one another. Weird. Votes: 3 Barry Ritholtz
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. Votes: 3 Jim Davis
The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest. Votes: 2 William Blake
Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving. Votes: 1 Amy Grant
If you're in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Votes: 2 Ellen DeGeneres
I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, I'm happy. Votes: 3 Richie Sambora
As a kid, I was always mad - just noticing the women at Thanksgiving, running around the kitchen, while the men were watching football. For one, I don't want to cook, and for two, I hate football. I was stuck in the middle. Votes: 1 Beth Ditto
From too much love of living, From hope and fear set free, We thank with brief thanksgiving Whatever gods may be That no life lives for ever; That dead men rise up never; That even the weariest river Winds somewhere safe to sea. Votes: 1 Algernon Charles Swinburne
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. Votes: 2 Arnold Schwarzenegger
Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the Indians for subsidizing Pilgrim maize production with fish head fertilizer grants. Votes: 1 P. J. O'Rourke
When we build, let us think that we build forever. Let it not be for present delight nor for our use alone. Let it be such work as our descendants will look upon with praise and thanksgiving in their hearts. Votes: 2 John Ruskin
On Thanksgiving I will stop to give thanks that my family is safe and healthy, especially because I realize that, following the tragedies of this year, it is all too real a possibility that they might not have been. Votes: 1 Bobby Jindal
At Thanksgiving, I always start at the top of my list and say I'm grateful for friends, family, and good health. Then I get more superficial... like being thankful for my Louboutins. Votes: 1 Christie Brinkley
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity. Votes: 1 Bill Gates
Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Votes: 3 Richard Roeper
I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, I'm happy. Votes: 3 Richie Sambora
The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It's part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas, and like those holidays beyond their meaning, a factor in our economy. Votes: 4 Bob Schieffer
Let's say you go to a friend's wedding, or Thanksgiving, or Halloween. It'd be great the next day to see what went on with your friends' Thanksgiving weekend, or all the costumes they wore on Halloween, and be able to look back and see what they wore the year before, and the year before that. Votes: 3 Mike McCue
Christians were instructed to serve others, and the thanksgiving was for the grace of God and the fact that God offered a way for man to return to a positive relationship with Him. Votes: 3 John Clayton
Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings. Votes: 3 William Arthur Ward
My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round. Votes: 3 Cindy Margolis
If no one shopped on Thanksgiving Day, the stores wouldn't open. End of story. I say we all take the pledge and stay home. Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks for what you have, not to save a few dollars to get more. Votes: 3 Regina Brett
In many ways, September feels like the busiest time of the year: The kids go back to school, work piles up after the summer's dog days, and Thanksgiving is suddenly upon us. Votes: 3 Brene Brown
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays. Votes: 1 Joan Rivers
Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year because it reminds us to give thanks and to count our blessings. Suddenly, so many things become so little when we realize how blessed and lucky we are. Votes: 2 Joyce Giraud
Where I grew up, I could be a punk rocker and a jock. But in college, it became apparent that those two worlds didn't mix. When I brought my guitar back to school after Thanksgiving break, a friend handed me his bass and said, 'Listen to the Ramones.' Votes: 1 Jeff Ament
I make a fabulous tofurkey for Thanksgiving. My Mexican-Italian family can't tell the difference. Votes: 1 Christian Serratos
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. Votes: 6 O. Henry
Shopmas now begins on Thanksgiving Day. Apparently, escaping the families you cannot stand to spend another minute with on Thanksgiving Day to go buy them gifts is how some Americans show their affection for one another. Weird. Votes: 1 Barry Ritholtz
If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken. Votes: 5 Ina Garten
Live everyday like your birthday and drive your life with all varieties of appreciation. A life live with thanksgiving every day is never tired of being lived again and again! Votes: 3 Israelmore Ayivor
I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. Votes: 1 Howie Mandel
At Thanksgiving, I always start at the top of my list and say I'm grateful for friends, family, and good health. Then I get more superficial... like being thankful for my Louboutins. Votes: 1 Christie Brinkley
It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever. Votes: 1 Hannah Simone
I absolutely adore Thanksgiving. It's the only holiday I insist on making myself. Votes: 1 Ina Garten
To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do. Votes: 1 Victor Hugo
Let's say you go to a friend's wedding, or Thanksgiving, or Halloween. It'd be great the next day to see what went on with your friends' Thanksgiving weekend, or all the costumes they wore on Halloween, and be able to look back and see what they wore the year before, and the year before that. Votes: 1 Mike McCue
Christians were instructed to serve others, and the thanksgiving was for the grace of God and the fact that God offered a way for man to return to a positive relationship with Him. Votes: 1 John Clayton
On the morning of Thanksgiving, I would wake up to the home smelling of all good things, wafting upstairs to my room. I would set the table with the fancy silverware and china and hope that my parents and grandmother wouldn't have the annual Thanksgiving fight about Richard Nixon. Votes: 1 Debi Mazar
I am originally from Florida. So Thanksgiving was always something I really looked forward to, because I got to travel back home every year and see everyone all at once, around one big happy table. Votes: 1 Troy Gentile
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. Votes: 4 Arnold Schwarzenegger
Homemade stuffing is my favorite thing about Thanksgiving. I wish people served it more than just once a year. Votes: 1 Troy Gentile