Quotes about Two of You

Question: If there were two of you which one would win? Votes: 3

In a real relationship the two of you are together, meeting without your histories. Votes: 3

You know you are in love when the two of you can go grocery shopping together. Votes: 3

If they knocked two of your guys down, I'd get four. You have to protect your hitters. Votes: 3

I'll let you and Zia have some quality time," she told me. "Just the two of you and your coat. Votes: 3

I suppose, I said, it is one definition of love, the belief in something that only the two of you can see. Votes: 3

Backstabbing occurs when a friend agrees with you when the two of you are alone but later sides with your opponents in a social setting. Votes: 3

Forget it, I saidOpie could be bloodthirsty, rabid, radioactive, and selling life insurance and he'd still be preferable to listening to the two of you. Votes: 3

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you Votes: 3

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. Votes: 3

I see it in your eyes as I see it in hers. Remember, there is always light where there is love and if that is what is meant to happen between the two of you, then it was destined. Votes: 3

When you are ready to accept him for the imperfect man that he is, and find happiness in his imperfect company, you have definitely found love, and the two of you can create the perfect world for each other! Votes: 3

If two of your films don't do well, people say you're out in the cold and your career is over. One film does well, and you've had the best year of your life! I don't believe in all that's written. Votes: 3

Whenever you speak to someone, you are presuming the two of you have a certain degree of familiarity - which your words might alter. So every sentence has to do two things at once: convey a message and continue to negotiate that relationship. Votes: 3

We are the shape-shifting masters of darkness themselves, because darkness needs light and vice-versa. You need clones because? You need clones because two of you is better than one, and these two-for-one prices will not last forever. Buy NOW!-Stefan Dimov and Jarod Kintz Votes: 3

You and your horse. His strength and beauty. Your knowledge and patience and determination and understanding and love. That's what fuses the two of you onto this marvelous partnership that makes you wonder, "What can heaven offer any better then what I have here on earth?". Votes: 3

President Reagan achieved such successes because when you sat in a room with him, there could be over 1,000 people in the room, yet you felt like there was only the two of you, and his wonderful wit would put you at ease. That was a tremendous gift. Votes: 3

Life is all about dancing freely while the music is still playing, but remaining optimistic about the next song. If you're lucky, someone will expectantly join in and mimic your moves in perfect timing as if the two of you had been dancing together all of your live. Votes: 3

What has gone catastrophically wrong in England and the States is that for 30 years we've lost the ability to talk about the state in positive terms. We've raised a generation or two of young people who don't think to ask, 'What can the state do that is good?' Votes: 3

You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits. Votes: 2

What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. Votes: 2

Three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad. Votes: 2

After two years of doing one show, you do get attached to everyone. Votes: 2

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. Votes: 2

If you have difficulties making a decision, choose the lesser of the two evils. Votes: 2

Give me any two pages of the Bible and I'll give you a picture. Votes: 2

It's pretty sad when you have to choose between the lesser of two evils. Votes: 2

When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil. Votes: 2

If you have two good off spinners, what is the problem in playing both of them. Votes: 2

After two weeks of working on a project, you know whether it will work or not. Votes: 2

There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting them. Votes: 2

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up. Votes: 2

When you're building a business or joining a company, you have to be transparent; you can't have two sets of information for two sets of people. Votes: 2

In an emergency, you rarely get one consistent piece of advice. You usually have two or three people with two or three different ideas. So you want to have your own set of thoughts. Votes: 2

There is time enough for everything, in the course of the day, if you do but one thing at once; but there is not time enough in the year, if you will do two things at a time. Votes: 2

If people ask me for the ingredients of success, I say one is talent, two is stubbornness or determination, and third is sheer luck. You have to have two out of the three. Any two will probably do. Votes: 2

But once you allow yourself to recognize necessity, you find two things: One you find your options so restricted that the only course of action is obvious, and, two, that a great sense of freedom comes with the decision. Votes: 2

You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains. Votes: 2

You rarely get money out of labels, except for when they open up a budget for a project. Other than that, it's a do-or-die type thing. Votes: 2

After two takes you're imitating yourself. Votes: 0

Oh, HONESTLY, don't you two read? Votes: 0

You know sometimes words have two meanings. Votes: 0

You can divide my life into two. Votes: 0

You'll always be two steps behind me. Votes: 0

You've got two options: Tap or SNAP !!! Votes: 0

Academics and wrestling, you cant separate the two. Votes: 0

You can't beat two guitars, bass, and drums. Votes: 0

You can't ride two horses with one behind. Votes: 0

You can live a lifetime in two years. Votes: 0

You can't give a Dementor the old one-two! Votes: 0

You can't suffer over two things at once. Votes: 0

If you chase two rabbits, you catch none. Votes: 0

You're out of luck like two dogs stuck. Votes: 0

You can't sit on two chairs at once. Votes: 0

Coaches can teach you two things: confidence and technique. Votes: 0

Architecture begins when you place two bricks carefully together. Votes: 0

You are better than you think. A-one, a-two a-three. Votes: 0

If you pursue two hares, both will escape you. Votes: 0

In radio, you have two tools. Sound and silence. Votes: 0

Apparently two, but one in soul, you and I... Votes: 0

You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. Votes: 0

If one bite fills you, you don't need two. Votes: 0

I exist in two places, here and where you are. Votes: 0

You have two ears and one mouth. Use them accordingly. Votes: 0

If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence Votes: 0

How do you achieve success? By two words: Correct decisions Votes: 0

Prayer is simply a two-way conversation between you and God. Votes: 0

Have you two made friendly with the privates yet? (Eros) Votes: 0

You can't walk two steps without seeing a pregnant teen. Votes: 0

How did you go bankrupt?" Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly. Votes: 0

Can you be serious for two words?" "Not without effort. Votes: 0

It takes two to tango; when I go, you go. Votes: 0

You always have two choices: your commitment versus your fear. Votes: 0

You two are a match made in heaven. Or somewhere. Votes: 0

If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first. Votes: 0

If you play more than two chords, you're showing off. Votes: 0

If you practice with your head, two hours is plenty. Votes: 0

If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both. Votes: 0

Cause sometimes what makes you two is shadow and you. Votes: 0

When you seek revenge, be sure to dig two graves. Votes: 0

You aren't going to stick around long with just two pitches Votes: 0

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. Votes: 0

They don't pay you a million dollars for two-hand chest passes. Votes: 0

Kaylee, you're adding two and two and coming up with seven. Votes: 0

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Votes: 0

The system gives you two minutes to phrase a whole history. Votes: 0

What were you two doing last night, discussing the national debt? Votes: 0

BLOOD, SWEAT & RESPECT. First two you GIVE. Last one you EARN. Votes: 0

Combine two words, Myth and History. What do you get? Mystery. Votes: 0

Originality is when you mix two things that haven't been mixed. Votes: 0

But, you know, we spent two years putting our act together. Votes: 0

You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases. Votes: 0

Before you enbark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Votes: 0

Don't you think there is always something unspoken between two people? Votes: 0

It's alright, you can afford to lose a day or two Votes: 0

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you? Votes: 0

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned. Votes: 0

You can't separate the two, being a parent, being a cop. Votes: 0

If your enemy offers you two targets, strike at a third. Votes: 0

Once you get that two-way energy thing going, everyone benefits hugely. Votes: 0

You can't have two worlds in your hands and choose emptiness. Votes: 0

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Votes: 0

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Votes: 0

When you give 100 percent to another person, two literally become one. Votes: 0

You dream as an actor's director of letting moments breathe through two-shots. Votes: 0

Good grief. You two look like Village of the Sofa Damned. (Cassandra) Votes: 0

Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke. Votes: 0

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife. Votes: 0

You have problems, you think drink helps, then you have two problems. Votes: 0

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. Votes: 0

If you could download the entire universe in two minutes, would you? Votes: 0

You can't just lump things into two categories. Things aren't that simple. Votes: 0

If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money. Votes: 0

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that. Votes: 0

If you devote your life to seeking revenge, first dig two graves. Votes: 0

It was just two energies between two people, you can't prescribe that. Votes: 0

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. Votes: 0

Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later. Votes: 0

You can never understand one language until you understand at least two. Votes: 0

Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love. Votes: 0

You'll lose about two million brain cells every minute that goes by. Votes: 0

When you think you can't do any more repetitions, do two more. Votes: 0

When you work, work. When you play, play. Don't mix the two. Votes: 0

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you. Votes: 0

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know. Votes: 0

If you have two coats, one of them belongs to the poor. Votes: 0

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love. Votes: 0

To be number one, you must train like you are number two. Votes: 0

I close with two words, "˜Kill ISIS!' God bless you all! Votes: 0

If you can't feed a team with two pizzas, it's too large. Votes: 0

When you're trying to love two, it sure ain't easy to do. Votes: 0

The two things you can't fake are good food and good music Votes: 0

The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do. Votes: 0

One finger up, and I'm out Cause you ain't even worth two Votes: 0

What a treasure is hidden in two small words: 'thank you!' Votes: 0

You can make money two ways - make more, or spend less. Votes: 0

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once? Votes: 0

There are only two stories: either you go forward or you die. Votes: 0

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. Votes: 0

You didn't eat some days for two days you didn't eat properly. Votes: 0

There are only two options regarding commitment; you're either in or you're out. Votes: 0

There are two areas where you can't stop people misbehaving: eating and sex Votes: 0

You can't measure time the way you measure the distance between two points. Votes: 0

You don't have a really good idea until you combine two little ideas. Votes: 0

If there are 10 people there, two or three are going to recognize you. Votes: 0

There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two. Votes: 0

Say your name over two hundred times and discover you are no one. Votes: 0

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides. Votes: 0

Think you two puny Druids can hold this keep for a single night? Votes: 0

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Votes: 0

There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television. Votes: 0

If you can't love two people at once, there's something wrong with you. Votes: 0

You can really do some clever editing even within the limited two-track format. Votes: 0

Everybody knows that you've been faithful, give or take a night or two. Votes: 0

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers. Votes: 0

The two things you cannot do effectively on stage are pray and copulate. Votes: 0

If you see Two in One - I only see One in Two Votes: 0

When a door closes you have two choices: give up, or keep going Votes: 0

When you're writing your own fiction, you don't have to ride two horses. Votes: 0

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. Votes: 0

Only there's two sides to every story, you know. You just remember that. Votes: 0

After a long time with someone, you realise you've been thinking for two. Votes: 0

I've been in relationships where we've said 'I love you' after two weeks. Votes: 0

There are TWO reasons why you'll be blessed; For giving and for forgiving Votes: 0

Sometimes you have to take a half step back to take two forward. Votes: 0

If you're going to wear three hats. You'd better grow two more heads. Votes: 0

There's two kinds of women--those you write poems about and those you don't. Votes: 0

When you're testing to see how deep water is, never use two feet. Votes: 0

I trust two people, myself and the other is not you, its God Votes: 0

At a certain point, if you chase two rabbits, you lose them both. Votes: 0

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Votes: 0

Neglect your art for one day and it will neglect you for two! Votes: 0

Picture you upon my knee, just tea for two and two for tea. Votes: 0

No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides. Votes: 0

You can never go back to the first two albums in a career. Votes: 0

Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee. Votes: 0

If you choose the lesser of two evils, you are still choosing evil. Votes: 0

Don't judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. Votes: 0

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms. Votes: 0

Two million dollars is only small when you're talking about Washington, D.C. Votes: 0

There are two obstacles to enlightenment: 1. Thinking you know. 2 Thinking you don't know. Votes: 0

If you have a choice of two things and can't decide, take both. Votes: 0

The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed. Votes: 0

When youre cornered, there are two things you can do: move or fight. Votes: 0

When you're cornered, there are two things you can do: move or fight. Votes: 0

You can only have two things in life, reasons and results. Reasons don't count. Votes: 0

Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular. Votes: 0

In Sales, you have to satisfy two people: One, your customer. Two, your Boss. Votes: 0

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. Votes: 0

You can make money or you can make sense. The two are mutually exclusive. Votes: 0

You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life. Votes: 0

Whenever two people come together and their behavior affects one another, you have etiquette. Votes: 0

You see, baby, after a glass or two of wine I'm inclined to extravagance. Votes: 0

You can't manage knowledge.Knowledge is between two ears and only between two ears. Votes: 0

Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts. Votes: 0

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will... Votes: 0

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners... Votes: 0

If you have a child, you'll notice they have two states: asleep or online. Votes: 0

There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. Votes: 0

It is inconceivable that you would ever see two chimpanzees carrying a log together. Votes: 0

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row. Votes: 0

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!' Votes: 0

Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead, too. Votes: 0

Sir, you have but two topics, yourself and me. I am sick of both. Votes: 0

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Votes: 0

There's always two sides to the coin if you have the patience to see. Votes: 0

You smell a rose through a fence: If two should smell it, what matter? Votes: 0

You'll never see any two good actors approach a role in the same way. Votes: 0

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something. Votes: 0

If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married. Votes: 0

If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus. Votes: 0

Two or three tons of rock can really get you down-and keep you there. Votes: 0

It's always nice to have more than just two hands if you're making cakes. Votes: 0

When life knocks you down you have two choices- stay down or get up. Votes: 0

I could look at you forever and never see the two of us together Votes: 0

FDR used to say, 'You and I are the two best actors in America'. Votes: 0

To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life. Votes: 0

Pin your faith to no ones sleeves, haven't you two eyes of your own. Votes: 0

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two. Votes: 0

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame. Votes: 0

To split yourself in two is just the most radical thing you can do Votes: 0

If you get fooled by a pitch with less than two strikes, take it. Votes: 0

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? Votes: 0

It's always good when you can bring two artists together who are totally different. Votes: 0

You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end. Votes: 0

If you are picking the lesser of two evils, you are still picking Evil. Votes: 0

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. Votes: 0

Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago. Votes: 0

Once you've spent two years trying to wiggle one toe, everything is in proportion. Votes: 0

Build me up and I with you. For we are more one than two. Votes: 0

If it's going to be two against one, make sure you aren't the one. Votes: 0

You can't think thoughts of mediocrity and expect to excel. The two don't go together. Votes: 0

You need a whole community to raise a child. I have raised two children, alone. Votes: 0

College is about three things: homework, fun, and sleep...but you can only choose two. Votes: 0

When you're younger, being a redhead is... Well, my two brothers teased me no end. Votes: 0

if you learn to hate one or two persons... you'll soon hate millions of people. Votes: 0

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. Votes: 0

How do you live a long life? "Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast." Votes: 0

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. Votes: 0

The boy spoke two words, the first a short guttural verb, the second “you. Votes: 0

If you scratch a great photograph, you find two things; a painting and a photograph. Votes: 0

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Votes: 0

When you're different you've got two choices. You can stand out or you step back. Votes: 0

One chord is fine. Two chords are pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz. Votes: 0

Creation is messy. You want genius, you get madness; two sides of the same coin. Votes: 0

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Votes: 0

There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation. Votes: 0

If you're undercover for two or three years, I think you lose your private life. Votes: 0

Don't you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron) Votes: 0

You not only choose between two ways of life but you choose between two masters. Votes: 0

You're only two years older than me, darling. Where have you been all my life? Votes: 0

When you're criticized for something, it's best to wait two or three years and see. Votes: 0

It's almost two societies, the living and the dead, and you live with them both. Votes: 0

Every painting is always two paintings: The one you see, and the one you remember. Votes: 0

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money. Votes: 0

In this lifetime, you got two things: Bad and good, and ain't nothin' in between. Votes: 0

Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two. Votes: 0

I think if you can take one or two things from a cookbook, it's successful. Votes: 0

There are two types of pain: pain that hurts you and pain that changes you. Votes: 0

I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices. Votes: 0

God has given you two ears--that should tell you something about the importance of listening. Votes: 0

You have two choices, to control your mind or to let your mind control you. Votes: 0

In acting there's two different things: You're either pitching in a scene, or you're catching. Votes: 0

Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad. Votes: 0

You know, guys, it is possible for two women to work together and get along. Votes: 0

Poor you, you have two cute girls vying for your love. Your life is hard. Votes: 0

World only has two things: Things you can eat and things you can no eat. Votes: 0

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. Votes: 0

Two of the most powerful words you can hear someone say are "˜me too.' Votes: 0

You have two choices: You can make a living, or you can design a life. Votes: 0

If you want to watch two guys knock hell out of each other, watch us. Votes: 0

Live one day at a time, unless you can figure out how to live two. Votes: 0

Trust and belief are two prime considerations. You must not allow yourself to be opinionated. Votes: 0

If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun. Votes: 0

Two half hitches around the horn will hold the devil as sure as you're born. Votes: 0

Twenty-two suicides a day from our veterans. Do you believe that number? Twenty-two a day. Votes: 0

There are two stories for every life; the one you live & the one others tell Votes: 0

I’m as forgiving as the wall you hit at two hundred kilometers an hour. Votes: 0

You think the two of us and a slummy motel make for a dangerous combination? Votes: 0

You two are a strange pair. You are a pair, aren't you?" "We're in training. Votes: 0

Standing between these two guys you'd have to be me to know how I'm feelin'! Votes: 0

Patience is of two kinds: patience over what pains you, and patience against what you covet. Votes: 0

I’m telling you, trouble is like the ocean. It covers two thirds of the world. Votes: 0

Living and dreaming are two different things - but you can't do one without the other. Votes: 0

You know I like that fight and I'm confident of walking away with two super-middleweight titles Votes: 0

You can never compare two players that are different, they're never going to be the same. Votes: 0

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same. Votes: 0

What you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things. Votes: 0

If you give Shevchenko half a chance, he'll score two goals. That's how good he is Votes: 0

You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year. Votes: 0

If you're short on time, that would be the two-word version of our story: we fell. Votes: 0

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. Votes: 0

Windows work two ways, mirrors one way. You never walk through mirrors or swim through windows. Votes: 0

You can't keep one disease and heal two others. When the body heals, it heals everything. Votes: 0

Two rules: You enter without breaking. And you remember that nobody misses what you don't take. Votes: 0

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? Votes: 0

There are two important things for full success in life: 1. Don´t tell everything you know. Votes: 0

Separation is where you see if it works better with the adults in two different homes. Votes: 0

There are two basic situations in volleyball - either you got the ball or you don't. Votes: 0

When you stand with your two feet on the ground, you will always keep your balance. Votes: 0

We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't! Votes: 0

You have two choices: To live an unconscious life, or to be conscious of your magnificence... Votes: 0

There are only two excuses you can use for missing rugby training - death and docking! Votes: 0

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. Votes: 0

Well we really meant you to visit Paris in May, but the rhythm required two syllables. Votes: 0

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. Votes: 0

In marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two. Votes: 0

Ohh! Wow!! Ohh!! Wow!! Those the only two words you know? Sounds like a dirty movie. Votes: 0

If you want to Success in your life,Just remember two things1) Your God2) Your Death Votes: 0

If two people are able to communicate their feelings without words you know it's true love Votes: 0

When you're up against an electric band like that, it's like you're on two separate planets. Votes: 0

We can't have deficit spending in Texas. You have to balance your budget every two years. Votes: 0

You knew you were an Arab if your ride form the airport was two dozen people. Votes: 0

What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice. Votes: 0

If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. Votes: 0

You have two kinds of secrets. The ones only you know. The ones only you don't. Votes: 0

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. Votes: 0

Divine love""Don't Leave me, ONLYTo carry my body on my two feet I need you Votes: 0

If you think you can do two full-time jobs, people will expect you to do three. Votes: 0

You couldn't take two roads. And once you were on one, there was no going back. Votes: 0

Two such as you with such a master speed Cannot be parted nor be swept away Votes: 0

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. Votes: 0

To my sick little pal. I will try to knock you another homer, maybe two today. Votes: 0

Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway! Votes: 0

In two words," said Alan quietly, "there is nothing I love half as much as you. Votes: 0

Find me a servant who admires his Master and you will have found two good men. Votes: 0

If you don't burn the candle at both ends, what's the candle got two ends for? Votes: 0

Do not be afraid of taking a big step-you cannot cross a chasm in two steps. Votes: 0

If you get bored of doing it (Peacock Pose) with two hands, try it with one. Votes: 0

message and policy are very much a part, you know, two parts of the same coin. Votes: 0

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Votes: 0

Have taken Trier with two divisions. What do you want me to do? Give it back? Votes: 0

To my sick little pal. I will try to knock you another homer, maybe two today. Votes: 0

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match. Votes: 0

You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away. Votes: 0

A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest. Votes: 0

You can be a scientist and believe in god: the two can go hand in hand. Votes: 0

There were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving. Votes: 0

...there are two kinds of writing: the one you write and the one that writes you. Votes: 0

I don't think you can judge every man by one or two who let you down Votes: 0

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' Votes: 0

You don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none. Votes: 0

It's not where you start or where you finish. It is the distance between the two. Votes: 0

Once you set out to copy another painter you can never be more than number two. Votes: 0

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride. Votes: 0

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. Votes: 0

The problem with existing biology is you change only one or two genes at a time. Votes: 0

You're born with two strikes against you, so don't take a third one on your own. Votes: 0

You will only be remembered for two things: the problems you solve or the ones you create. Votes: 0

You put together two things that have not been put together before. And the world is changed... Votes: 0

All I say is, if you cannot ride two horses you have no right in the circus. Votes: 0

Punishments and rewards are two sides of the same coin and that coin doesn't buy you much. Votes: 0

You are being fashioned into one of two images, either God's or the worlds. Make a choice! Votes: 0

The animated books pay the lowest rates at the Big Two and you can forget about royalties. Votes: 0

My mother's five-foot-two, and I'll be honest with you - she's the only person I'm scared of. Votes: 0

Every girl's dream is to have two hot guys having a bit of a barney over you. Votes: 0

Once you're a mom, you've been split into two people. It's like Peter Pan and his shadow. Votes: 0

The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions. Votes: 0

Mix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail. Votes: 0

There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you. Votes: 0

biographies are a little like marriages: You only have room in your life for one or two. Votes: 0

You play ensemble things that you had no idea you were going to play two minutes before. Votes: 0

There are two kinds of writer: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder. Votes: 0

Just getting to first base seems to be a problem for you two," Cam couldn't resist saying. Votes: 0

The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else. Votes: 0

If you're willing to put two thoughts into a picture then you're already ahead of the game. Votes: 0

If you take two steps towards God,' he used to tell me, 'God runs to you! Votes: 0

A musical takes two to five years. You have to love it to put in the years. Votes: 0

If you don't have a deal in two days, you won't have a deal in two years Votes: 0

The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh. Votes: 0

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. Votes: 0

There are only two questions about government. How much do you want? How much can you stand? Votes: 0

Every girls dream is to have two hot guys having a bit of a barney over you. Votes: 0

There are only two things you can invest: Time & Money. Of the two, Time is more important. Votes: 0

If you want to know about governments, all you need to know is two words: Governments lie. Votes: 0

One, and two, and three, four, five. Keep fighting like this and you will die," Janco sang. Votes: 0

Do you want to live happily? Travel with two bags, one for giving, the other for receiving. Votes: 0

When you inoculate children with a polio vaccine, you don't sleep well for two or three months. Votes: 0

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. Votes: 0

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds. Votes: 0

First rule in government spending: Why build one, when you can have two at twice the price? Votes: 0

You are lucky if you have one or two epiphanies in your life, particularly a creative one. Votes: 0

You will never get to your destination on time if choose to walk two paths through life. Votes: 0

In a lifetime of mistakes, you two are the greatest things that have ever happened to me. Votes: 0

You can do two things at once, but you can't focus effectively on two things at once. Votes: 0

If you develop 10 things, and you can get two or three made, that's a very high ration. Votes: 0

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view? Votes: 0

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. Votes: 0

When you forgive, you free your soul. But when you say I'm sorry, you free two souls. Votes: 0

I am two of the most powerful words; for what you put after them shapes your reality. Votes: 0

You have two numbers in your age when you are ten. It's the beginning of growing up. Votes: 0

When two people meet, each one is changed by the other so you've got two new people. Votes: 0

When you are knocked down you have two choices - stay down or get back up, stronger. Votes: 0

You will never be able to live with two kinds of people; greedy rich and arrogant poor. Votes: 0

You know, one, two, three, four, five years go by and then Marcos gets a little boring. Votes: 0

It's a gut feeling. And when two people have the same gut feeling, you have a brand. Votes: 0

Why don't you try something really different and be the same person two days in a row? Votes: 0

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Votes: 0

By following the concept of one country, two systems, you dont swallow me up nor I you. Votes: 0

Listen twice as much as you talk, since you were born with two ears and one mouth. Votes: 0

You know the sound of two hands clapping; tell me, what is the sound of one hand? Votes: 0

If you are suffering from a bad man's injustice, forgive him lest there be two bad men. Votes: 0

If you really want to kill morale, have layoffs every two months for the next two years. Votes: 0

If you said 'Boo' to me, I wouldn't sleep for two weeks! I don't like scary movies. Votes: 0

I live by two credos: If you don't ask, you don't get. And most things don't work. Votes: 0

Sticks and stones may break me, but the words you said just tore my heart in two. Votes: 0

You are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers. Votes: 0

Even a two-car parade gets fouled up if you don't decide ahead of time who's going to lead. Votes: 0

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces. Votes: 0

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. Votes: 0

You know, I grew up in two American internment camps, and at that time I was very young. Votes: 0

You're broke, eh?" I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate. Votes: 0

People say, 'Gee, you do a lot of mafia movies.' I think I've done two, out of 60. Votes: 0

I was involved with the Batman. There are two sides to every story. Now you've heard my side. Votes: 0

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs. Votes: 0

Only a Perfect One who is always laughing at the word two can make you know of Love. Votes: 0

When all your desires are distilled; You will cast just two votes: To love more, And be happy. Votes: 0

If you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy. Votes: 0

It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another. Votes: 0

If I didn't make a single song in two months, I'm slippin'. You can't just party every night. Votes: 0

Once fear enters your life - it will take you in one of two directions: empowerment or panic. Votes: 0

You can map your life through your favorite movies, and no two people's maps will be the same. Votes: 0

There are two ways to be rich in life: have what you want or want what you have. Votes: 0

If you do two versions of a film, they should be identical. With the same frames and settings. Votes: 0

There are only two sorts of people in life you can trust - good Christians and good Communists. Votes: 0

I think love and friends are two things that you don't chase. True love and true friends come, Votes: 0

You can love two or more women at once... but you cannot be loyal to more than one. Votes: 0

When you are abandoned by two parents as a baby - wow, that is something to live with. Votes: 0

Two things cannot be in one place. Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle cannot grow. Votes: 0

Your two guardian angels are always with you. The other angels come and go as we need them. Votes: 0

Two times two will be four even without my will. Is that what you call man's free will? Votes: 0

When your dream is bigger than you are, you only have two choices: give up or get help. Votes: 0

In order to win you must be prepared to lose sometime. And leave one or two cards showing. Votes: 0

Nobody has the power to take two steps together; you can take only one step at a time. Votes: 0

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. Votes: 0

If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first. Votes: 0

You can work long, hard, or smart, but at Amazon.com you can't choose two out of three. Votes: 0

There were only two things you did in New York City, Queens to be exact, music or sports. Votes: 0

You must get good at one of two things; planting in the spring or begging in the fall. Votes: 0

I have a good idea every two years. Give me a topic, I will give you the idea! Votes: 0

You know, I grew up in two American internment camps, and at that time I was very young." Votes: 0

Remember this: you can have justice, or you can have two dollars. But you can t have both. Votes: 0

It truly sucks to doubt your friends when you only have one or two of them, I realized. Votes: 0

You have two choices in life; either to be a pick or you chose to be a whale Votes: 0

It should take you about four seconds to walk from here to the door. I'll give you two. Votes: 0

You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long. Votes: 0

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats. Votes: 0

You can't go into business thinking that success will come to you in just one or two years. Votes: 0

There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. Votes: 0

As soon as you get two actors in a room and they're locking eyes, they're doing a scene. Votes: 0

When you think of it, people may rub elbows and still have an ocean or two between them. Votes: 0

You can't stay in your home town and play because the two people will get tired of seeing you. Votes: 0

The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. Votes: 0

Well, a peach has a lovely taste and so does a mushroom, but you can't put the two together... Votes: 0

My father told me you have two loves in your life: What you do and the people youre with. Votes: 0

you don't need free will to determine that twice two is four. that's not what i call free will Votes: 0

There are two ways of getting into the Cabinet - you can crawl in or kick your way in. Votes: 0

When two wise men are blaming one another,then time has come for you to be the third one. Votes: 0

You two go and have fun. I have plenty of stuff here to entertain me with. Plato rocks! (Tory) Votes: 0

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? Votes: 0

May your feet ever walk in the light of two suns... and may the moonshadow never fall on you... Votes: 0

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. Votes: 0

When you see two writers named on a movie, one of them did some drafts and got the boot. Votes: 0

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! Votes: 0

There's two sorts of fear: one you embrace and one you should listen to and turn the other way. Votes: 0

The purpose of a good education is to show you that there are three sides to a two-sided story. Votes: 0

Happy is the moment we sit together, with two forms, with two faces, yet one soul. You and I. Votes: 0

As I see it every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself. Votes: 0

We look for a horse with one chance in two of winning and which pays you three to one. Votes: 0

If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough. Votes: 0

A ghost in marble of a girl you knew Who would have loved you in a day or two. Votes: 0

The life of a mother is the life of a child: you are two blossoms on a single branch. Votes: 0

The love of your life won't be the man you end up with, and you'll always compare the two. Votes: 0

The average rap life is two or three albums. You're lucky to get to your second album in rap! Votes: 0

Sister, they send you out for one and you bring back two... and a half. Such a clever girl. Votes: 0

My father told me you have two loves in your life: What you do and the people you're with. Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray. Votes: 0

Every problem has two handles. You can grab it by the handle of fear or the handle of hope. Votes: 0

I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win. Votes: 0

I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know. Votes: 0

You can write a short story in two hours. Two hours a day, you have a novel in a year Votes: 0

I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?' Votes: 0

In life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to. Votes: 0

I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through. Votes: 0

You can write a short story in two hours. Two hours a day, you have a novel in a year. Votes: 0

After you date a player or two it's nice to just chill with a guy that can keep it basic. Votes: 0

It takes two people to make you, and one people to die. That's how the world is going to end. Votes: 0

I had stories that needed more space than the hour and a half or two hours a movie gives you. Votes: 0

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. Votes: 0

I like that 3D is based on the fact that you look with two eyes, so two cameras imitate that. Votes: 0

When you write the story of two happy lovers, let the story be set on the banks of Lake Como. Votes: 0

Two weeks together, that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall in love with you. ♥ Votes: 0

Talk what you will of taste, my friend, you'll find two of a face as soon as of a mind. Votes: 0

There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap. Votes: 0

Once you get to the plate, you have two options: You either quit, or you try to hit the ball. Votes: 0

There are two ways love can go. You can be good to each other or you could not play fair. Votes: 0

Life on a farm is a school of patience; you can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. Votes: 0

I always did each show for about two years. So if you play the music, it just comes back to me. Votes: 0

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. Votes: 0

I hate and I love. And if you ask me how, I do not know: I only feel it, and I am torn in two. Votes: 0