In a real relationship the two of you are together, meeting without your histories. Votes: 3
John de RuiterYou know you are in love when the two of you can go grocery shopping together. Votes: 3
Woody HarrelsonIf they knocked two of your guys down, I'd get four. You have to protect your hitters. Votes: 3
Don DrysdaleI'll let you and Zia have some quality time," she told me. "Just the two of you and your coat. Votes: 3
Rick RiordanThere's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. Votes: 2
Bobby HeenanWhen you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil. Votes: 2
Max LernerThere are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up. Votes: 2
Rex StoutYou dream as an actor's director of letting moments breathe through two-shots. Votes: 0
Edward NortonArchitecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. Votes: 0
Ludwig Mies van der RoheRecreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke. Votes: 0
Victoria MoranAfter a long time with someone, you realise you've been thinking for two. Votes: 0
Kristin Scott ThomasThere are TWO reasons why you'll be blessed; For giving and for forgiving Votes: 0
Constance Chuks FridayThere's two kinds of women--those you write poems about and those you don't. Votes: 0
Jeffrey McDanielYou can really do some clever editing even within the limited two-track format. Votes: 0
Dick LatvalaThere are two obstacles to enlightenment: 1. Thinking you know. 2 Thinking you don't know. Votes: 0
Gautama BuddhaYou'll never see any two good actors approach a role in the same way. Votes: 0
Constantin StanislavskiYou smell a rose through a fence: If two should smell it, what matter? Votes: 0
Elizabeth Barrett BrowningYou can make money or you can make sense. The two are mutually exclusive. Votes: 0
R. Buckminster FullerYou see, baby, after a glass or two of wine I'm inclined to extravagance. Votes: 0
Tennessee WilliamsYou know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners... Votes: 0
Kristen SchaalIf two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will... Votes: 0
Saint AugustineIn Sales, you have to satisfy two people: One, your customer. Two, your Boss. Votes: 0
Praveen KumarIf you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Votes: 0
Steven WrightYou can only have two things in life, reasons and results. Reasons don't count. Votes: 0
Robert AnthonySay what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular. Votes: 0
Stephenie MeyerI don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. Votes: 0
Kevin NealonI feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two. Votes: 0
David LettermanIf you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? Votes: 0
Bob SagetOnce you've spent two years trying to wiggle one toe, everything is in proportion. Votes: 0
Franklin D. RooseveltIt's always good when you can bring two artists together who are totally different. Votes: 0
Fantasia BarrinoYou can't manage knowledge.Knowledge is between two ears and only between two ears. Votes: 0
Peter DruckerIt is inconceivable that you would ever see two chimpanzees carrying a log together. Votes: 0
Michael TomaselloThere is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. Votes: 0
Mark TwainWhenever two people come together and their behavior affects one another, you have etiquette. Votes: 0
Emily PostTwo words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. Votes: 0
Charles R. SwindollWorld only has two things: Things you can eat and things you can no eat. Votes: 0
Hironobu SakaguchiSince you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two. Votes: 0
Laurell K. HamiltonYou know, guys, it is possible for two women to work together and get along. Votes: 0
Elizabeth VargasYou think the two of us and a slummy motel make for a dangerous combination? Votes: 0
Becca FitzpatrickYou two are a strange pair. You are a pair, aren't you?" "We're in training. Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterYou're only two years older than me, darling. Where have you been all my life? Votes: 0
Christopher PlummerI cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergYou need a whole community to raise a child. I have raised two children, alone. Votes: 0
Toni Morrisonif you learn to hate one or two persons... you'll soon hate millions of people. Votes: 0
Jerry SpinelliThe boy spoke two words, the first a short guttural verb, the second âyou. Votes: 0
Dashiell HammettRice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergCreation is messy. You want genius, you get madness; two sides of the same coin. Votes: 0
Steve JobsThere are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation. Votes: 0
Otto von BismarckIf you're undercover for two or three years, I think you lose your private life. Votes: 0
Baran OdarYou not only choose between two ways of life but you choose between two masters. Votes: 0
Billy GrahamIt's almost two societies, the living and the dead, and you live with them both. Votes: 0
John Hall WheelockYou have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Votes: 0
Dan BirdwellWhen you're different you've got two choices. You can stand out or you step back. Votes: 0
Niall WilliamsWhen you're younger, being a redhead is... Well, my two brothers teased me no end. Votes: 0
Isla FisherIn this lifetime, you got two things: Bad and good, and ain't nothin' in between. Votes: 0
Cold 187umDon't you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron) Votes: 0
Sherrilyn KenyonEvery painting is always two paintings: The one you see, and the one you remember. Votes: 0
Siri HustvedtWhen you're criticized for something, it's best to wait two or three years and see. Votes: 0
Gae AulentiHow do you live a long life? "Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast." Votes: 0
Harry S. TrumanIf you scratch a great photograph, you find two things; a painting and a photograph. Votes: 0
Janet MalcolmA man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. Votes: 0
Mae WestCollege is about three things: homework, fun, and sleep...but you can only choose two. Votes: 0
Andy SternYou can't think thoughts of mediocrity and expect to excel. The two don't go together. Votes: 0
Joel OsteenTwenty-two suicides a day from our veterans. Do you believe that number? Twenty-two a day. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpTrust and belief are two prime considerations. You must not allow yourself to be opinionated. Votes: 0
James DeanAfter you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money. Votes: 0
Helen Gurley BrownGod has given you two ears--that should tell you something about the importance of listening. Votes: 0
Jim GeorgeIn acting there's two different things: You're either pitching in a scene, or you're catching. Votes: 0
Robin TunneyDo not be afraid of taking a big step-you cannot cross a chasm in two steps. Votes: 0
David Lloyd GeorgeHave taken Trier with two divisions. What do you want me to do? Give it back? Votes: 0
George S. PattonTo my sick little pal. I will try to knock you another homer, maybe two today. Votes: 0
George Hermanmessage and policy are very much a part, you know, two parts of the same coin. Votes: 0
Condoleezza RiceTwo wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway! Votes: 0
Rita Mae BrownIf you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. Votes: 0
Keith RichardsYou couldn't take two roads. And once you were on one, there was no going back. Votes: 0
Kami GarciaIf you think you can do two full-time jobs, people will expect you to do three. Votes: 0
Andrea MitchellYou have two kinds of secrets. The ones only you know. The ones only you don't. Votes: 0
James RichardsonIn two words," said Alan quietly, "there is nothing I love half as much as you. Votes: 0
Sarah Rees BrennanOnce you set out to copy another painter you can never be more than number two. Votes: 0
Sergei BongartYou're born with two strikes against you, so don't take a third one on your own. Votes: 0
Connie MackThe problem with existing biology is you change only one or two genes at a time. Votes: 0
Craig VenterTo me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldThere were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettYou don't seem to realise, that in married life three is company and two is none. Votes: 0
Oscar WildeIt's not where you start or where you finish. It is the distance between the two. Votes: 0
David Icke...there are two kinds of writing: the one you write and the one that writes you. Votes: 0
Jeanette WintersonTwo cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' Votes: 0
Tommy CooperIf you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Votes: 0
Alan KingWhat do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice. Votes: 0
Elmore LeonardYou and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. Votes: 0
Elton JohnIf you're short on time, that would be the two-word version of our story: we fell. Votes: 0
Karen RussellIf you give Shevchenko half a chance, he'll score two goals. That's how good he is Votes: 0
Mark HateleyWhat you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things. Votes: 0
P. G. WodehouseIâm telling you, trouble is like the ocean. It covers two thirds of the world. Votes: 0
Chris CleaveIn marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two. Votes: 0
Sri Nisargadatta MaharajOhh! Wow!! Ohh!! Wow!! Those the only two words you know? Sounds like a dirty movie. Votes: 0
Aya NakaharaIf you want to Success in your life,Just remember two things1) Your God2) Your Death Votes: 0
Fahad RashiqThere are two basic situations in volleyball - either you got the ball or you don't. Votes: 0
John KesselWell we really meant you to visit Paris in May, but the rhythm required two syllables. Votes: 0
Vernon DukeThere are only two excuses you can use for missing rugby training - death and docking! Votes: 0
Alex WyllieSeparation is where you see if it works better with the adults in two different homes. Votes: 0
Carolyn HaxLiving and dreaming are two different things - but you can't do one without the other. Votes: 0
Malcolm ForbesIf you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same. Votes: 0
Rudyard KiplingYou can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year. Votes: 0
Mark TwainThere's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. Votes: 0
Jack NicholsonWe can't have deficit spending in Texas. You have to balance your budget every two years. Votes: 0
Rick PerryYou can't keep one disease and heal two others. When the body heals, it heals everything. Votes: 0
Charlotte GersonYou can never compare two players that are different, they're never going to be the same. Votes: 0
Glenn HoddleIf you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? Votes: 0
Seymour CrayIf two people are able to communicate their feelings without words you know it's true love Votes: 0
Novala TakemotoPatience is of two kinds: patience over what pains you, and patience against what you covet. Votes: 0
Ali ibn Abi TalibWhen you're up against an electric band like that, it's like you're on two separate planets. Votes: 0
Keith JarrettIt's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. Votes: 0
Joe GaragiolaYou have two choices: To live an unconscious life, or to be conscious of your magnificence... Votes: 0
Cloris KylieWe have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't! Votes: 0
Eddie IzzardThere are two important things for full success in life: 1. Don´t tell everything you know. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinTwo rules: You enter without breaking. And you remember that nobody misses what you don't take. Votes: 0
Andrew VachssYou know I like that fight and I'm confident of walking away with two super-middleweight titles Votes: 0
Jeff LacyWindows work two ways, mirrors one way. You never walk through mirrors or swim through windows. Votes: 0
Jim MorrisonA musical takes two to five years. You have to love it to put in the years. Votes: 0
Harvey FiersteinEvery girls dream is to have two hot guys having a bit of a barney over you. Votes: 0
Lenora CrichlowEvery girl's dream is to have two hot guys having a bit of a barney over you. Votes: 0
Lenora CrichlowSex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. Votes: 0
Kevin CostnerA two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Votes: 0
Jerry SeinfeldYou know the sound of two hands clapping; tell me, what is the sound of one hand? Votes: 0
Hakuin EkakuSticks and stones may break me, but the words you said just tore my heart in two. Votes: 0
Tracy LawrenceI live by two credos: If you don't ask, you don't get. And most things don't work. Votes: 0
Richard Saul WurmanListen twice as much as you talk, since you were born with two ears and one mouth. Votes: 0
Terri FarleyIf you said 'Boo' to me, I wouldn't sleep for two weeks! I don't like scary movies. Votes: 0
Bindi IrwinIt's a gut feeling. And when two people have the same gut feeling, you have a brand. Votes: 0
Robert BrunnerWhen you are knocked down you have two choices - stay down or get back up, stronger. Votes: 0
Alesha DixonWhen two people meet, each one is changed by the other so you've got two new people. Votes: 0
John SteinbeckYou have two numbers in your age when you are ten. It's the beginning of growing up. Votes: 0
Maud Hart LovelaceI am two of the most powerful words; for what you put after them shapes your reality. Votes: 0
Bevan LeeWhen you forgive, you free your soul. But when you say I'm sorry, you free two souls. Votes: 0
Donald L. HicksYou can do two things at once, but you can't focus effectively on two things at once. Votes: 0
Gary W. KellerIf you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view? Votes: 0
Richard ArmourWhy don't you try something really different and be the same person two days in a row? Votes: 0
RebaYou will never be able to live with two kinds of people; greedy rich and arrogant poor. Votes: 0
M.F. MoonzajerYou know, one, two, three, four, five years go by and then Marcos gets a little boring. Votes: 0
Alma GuillermoprietoBy following the concept of one country, two systems, you dont swallow me up nor I you. Votes: 0
Deng XiaopingIf you develop 10 things, and you can get two or three made, that's a very high ration. Votes: 0
Judd ApatowIf you are suffering from a bad man's injustice, forgive him lest there be two bad men. Votes: 0
Saint AugustineIf you really want to kill morale, have layoffs every two months for the next two years. Votes: 0
Tom PetersYou will never get to your destination on time if choose to walk two paths through life. Votes: 0
Shannon L. AlderYou play ensemble things that you had no idea you were going to play two minutes before. Votes: 0
Lester Bowiebiographies are a little like marriages: You only have room in your life for one or two. Votes: 0
Phyllis RoseMix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail. Votes: 0
Dean CainThere are two kinds of writer: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder. Votes: 0
Brian AldissThe Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkeOnce you're a mom, you've been split into two people. It's like Peter Pan and his shadow. Votes: 0
Emma ThompsonIn a lifetime of mistakes, you two are the greatest things that have ever happened to me. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksThe animated books pay the lowest rates at the Big Two and you can forget about royalties. Votes: 0
Mark MillarYou are being fashioned into one of two images, either God's or the worlds. Make a choice! Votes: 0
Jim GeorgeYou will only be remembered for two things: the problems you solve or the ones you create. Votes: 0
Mike MurdockPunishments and rewards are two sides of the same coin and that coin doesn't buy you much. Votes: 0
Alfie KohnIf you want to know about governments, all you need to know is two words: Governments lie. Votes: 0
I. F. StoneYou are lucky if you have one or two epiphanies in your life, particularly a creative one. Votes: 0
Keith CarterJust getting to first base seems to be a problem for you two," Cam couldn't resist saying. Votes: 0
Lauren KateFirst rule in government spending: Why build one, when you can have two at twice the price? Votes: 0
Carl SaganDo you want to live happily? Travel with two bags, one for giving, the other for receiving. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheOne, and two, and three, four, five. Keep fighting like this and you will die," Janco sang. Votes: 0
Maria V. SnyderThere are only two things you can invest: Time & Money. Of the two, Time is more important. Votes: 0
Robert KiyosakiIf you're willing to put two thoughts into a picture then you're already ahead of the game. Votes: 0
Sean PennThere are only two questions about government. How much do you want? How much can you stand? Votes: 0
James CookMy mother's five-foot-two, and I'll be honest with you - she's the only person I'm scared of. Votes: 0
Kiefer SutherlandWhite pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. Votes: 0
Greg ProopsWhen you inoculate children with a polio vaccine, you don't sleep well for two or three months. Votes: 0
Jonas SalkThe first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds. Votes: 0
Doug StanhopeThe great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else. Votes: 0
John CleeseYou put together two things that have not been put together before. And the world is changed... Votes: 0
Julian BarnesThere are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you. Votes: 0
Mark TwainI have a good idea every two years. Give me a topic, I will give you the idea! Votes: 0
Fritz ZwickyThere are two ways to be rich in life: have what you want or want what you have. Votes: 0
Jack HylesPeople say, 'Gee, you do a lot of mafia movies.' I think I've done two, out of 60. Votes: 0
James CaanYou can love two or more women at once... but you cannot be loyal to more than one. Votes: 0
Herbert A. SimonSend two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. Votes: 0
Groucho MarxWhen you are abandoned by two parents as a baby - wow, that is something to live with. Votes: 0
Marion CotillardYou must get good at one of two things; planting in the spring or begging in the fall. Votes: 0
Jim RohnIf there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first. Votes: 0
Mark TwainNobody has the power to take two steps together; you can take only one step at a time. Votes: 0
RajneeshWhen your dream is bigger than you are, you only have two choices: give up or get help. Votes: 0
John C. MaxwellTwo times two will be four even without my will. Is that what you call man's free will? Votes: 0
Fyodor DostoevskyYou can work long, hard, or smart, but at Amazon.com you can't choose two out of three. Votes: 0
Jeff BezosIt truly sucks to doubt your friends when you only have one or two of them, I realized. Votes: 0
Lilith SaintcrowIf two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. Votes: 0
Lyndon B. JohnsonIt should take you about four seconds to walk from here to the door. I'll give you two. Votes: 0
Truman CapoteYou noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long. Votes: 0
Ann WilsonYou know, I grew up in two American internment camps, and at that time I was very young. Votes: 0
George TakeiTwo things cannot be in one place. Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle cannot grow. Votes: 0
Frances Hodgson BurnettWhen you think of it, people may rub elbows and still have an ocean or two between them. Votes: 0
B.M. BowerAs soon as you get two actors in a room and they're locking eyes, they're doing a scene. Votes: 0
Martin FreemanYou know, I grew up in two American internment camps, and at that time I was very young." Votes: 0
George TakeiThere were only two things you did in New York City, Queens to be exact, music or sports. Votes: 0
Phife DawgIn order to win you must be prepared to lose sometime. And leave one or two cards showing. Votes: 0
Van MorrisonRemember this: you can have justice, or you can have two dollars. But you can t have both. Votes: 0
Luis Munoz MarinFlint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats. Votes: 0
Victor BorgeYou can't go into business thinking that success will come to you in just one or two years. Votes: 0
Do Won ChangThere are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. Votes: 0
Royce HartYour two guardian angels are always with you. The other angels come and go as we need them. Votes: 0
Doreen VirtueEven a two-car parade gets fouled up if you don't decide ahead of time who's going to lead. Votes: 0
Zig ZiglarShow me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces. Votes: 0
Austin O'MalleyI was involved with the Batman. There are two sides to every story. Now you've heard my side. Votes: 0
Bob KaneIf you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy. Votes: 0
Franklin D. RooseveltIf I didn't make a single song in two months, I'm slippin'. You can't just party every night. Votes: 0
G-EazyOnce fear enters your life - it will take you in one of two directions: empowerment or panic. Votes: 0
Georges St-PierreYou can map your life through your favorite movies, and no two people's maps will be the same. Votes: 0
Mary SchmichIf you do two versions of a film, they should be identical. With the same frames and settings. Votes: 0
Marcel CarneWhen all your desires are distilled; You will cast just two votes: To love more, And be happy. Votes: 0
HafezYou know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs. Votes: 0
Jerry LawlerI think love and friends are two things that you don't chase. True love and true friends come, Votes: 0
Toni GonzagaThere are only two sorts of people in life you can trust - good Christians and good Communists. Votes: 0
Joe SlovoIt makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another. Votes: 0
Jean-Luc GodardYou're broke, eh?" I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate. Votes: 0
Raymond ChandlerYou are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers. Votes: 0
Skip HeitzigA ghost in marble of a girl you knew Who would have loved you in a day or two. Votes: 0
Edna St. Vincent MillayIf you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. Votes: 0
Jerry SeinfeldThe life of a mother is the life of a child: you are two blossoms on a single branch. Votes: 0
Karen Maezen MillerThere are two ways of getting into the Cabinet - you can crawl in or kick your way in. Votes: 0
Aneurin BevanWe look for a horse with one chance in two of winning and which pays you three to one. Votes: 0
Charlie MungerMy view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! Votes: 0
Sam KinisonWhen you see two writers named on a movie, one of them did some drafts and got the boot. Votes: 0
Andrew DaviesWhen two wise men are blaming one another,then time has come for you to be the third one. Votes: 0
Toba BetaMy father told me you have two loves in your life: What you do and the people youre with. Votes: 0
Mario Van PeeblesMy father told me you have two loves in your life: What you do and the people you're with. Votes: 0
Mario Van PeeblesThe love of your life won't be the man you end up with, and you'll always compare the two. Votes: 0
Kristan HigginsSister, they send you out for one and you bring back two... and a half. Such a clever girl. Votes: 0
Stephenie MeyerEvery problem has two handles. You can grab it by the handle of fear or the handle of hope. Votes: 0
Margaret MitchellAs I see it every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself. Votes: 0
Adelle DavisThe average rap life is two or three albums. You're lucky to get to your second album in rap! Votes: 0
Jay-ZYou might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyIf you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough. Votes: 0
Morris LapidusHappy is the moment we sit together, with two forms, with two faces, yet one soul. You and I. Votes: 0
RumiThe biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. Votes: 0
Prince PhilipYou can't stay in your home town and play because the two people will get tired of seeing you. Votes: 0
Janis JoplinWell, a peach has a lovely taste and so does a mushroom, but you can't put the two together... Votes: 0
Arthur Goldenyou don't need free will to determine that twice two is four. that's not what i call free will Votes: 0
Fyodor DostoevskyYou two go and have fun. I have plenty of stuff here to entertain me with. Plato rocks! (Tory) Votes: 0
Sherrilyn KenyonI wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? Votes: 0
Woody AllenThere's two sorts of fear: one you embrace and one you should listen to and turn the other way. Votes: 0
Matthew McConaugheyMay your feet ever walk in the light of two suns... and may the moonshadow never fall on you... Votes: 0
Robert FanneyThe purpose of a good education is to show you that there are three sides to a two-sided story. Votes: 0
Stanley FishI can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through. Votes: 0
Warren ZevonYou can write a short story in two hours. Two hours a day, you have a novel in a year Votes: 0
Ray BradburyYou can write a short story in two hours. Two hours a day, you have a novel in a year. Votes: 0
Ray BradburyTalk what you will of taste, my friend, you'll find two of a face as soon as of a mind. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeI am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win. Votes: 0
Howard WilkinsonAfter you date a player or two it's nice to just chill with a guy that can keep it basic. Votes: 0
Angie MartinezTwo weeks together, that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall in love with you. ⥠Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksThere are two ways love can go. You can be good to each other or you could not play fair. Votes: 0
Taylor SwiftIn life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to. Votes: 0
Mariska HargitayI had stories that needed more space than the hour and a half or two hours a movie gives you. Votes: 0
Manuel PuigThey say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. Votes: 0
Tim AllenI like that 3D is based on the fact that you look with two eyes, so two cameras imitate that. Votes: 0
Bernardo BertolucciWhen you write the story of two happy lovers, let the story be set on the banks of Lake Como. Votes: 0
Franz LisztOnce you get to the plate, you have two options: You either quit, or you try to hit the ball. Votes: 0
Katie UhlaenderIt takes two people to make you, and one people to die. That's how the world is going to end. Votes: 0
William FaulknerThere are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap. Votes: 0
Andrew KaufmanI can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know. Votes: 0
Babe Didrikson ZahariasI call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?' Votes: 0
Henny YoungmanLife on a farm is a school of patience; you can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. Votes: 0
Henri Alain LiogierThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. Votes: 0
Mark TwainLook, let me put it this way: with me, youâre number one and there isnât even a number two.
Charles BukowskiSex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... take out the drugs and you've got more time for the other two.
Steven TylerI mean, if you've ever spoken to someone with two heads, you know they know something you don't.
Diane ArbusI am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.
George Bernard ShawI would say, if you're buying less expensive clothes, buy two sizes bigger. They'll hang better.
Molly SimsI understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.
Neil SimonI have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.
Nora EphronThe Lord put it clearly: you cannot serve two masters. You have to choose between God and money.
Pope FrancisWhatever you give, if you give it freely and without conditions it'll come back to you two fold.
Victor ChangIf you have two shirts in your closet, one belongs to you and the other to the man with no shirt.
AmbroseThere are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
Frank ZappaNinety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.
Franklin P. AdamsIf you are doing things the same way as two years ago, you are almost certainly doing them wrong.
John Harvey-JonesYou don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
Lee TrevinoScience is a combination of theory and experiment and the two together are how you make progress.
Lisa RandallAre you two having some sort of strange human thing that you can't follow what I'm saying? (Simi)
Sherrilyn KenyonThere are only two ways to influence human behavior: you can manipulate it or you can inspire it.
Simon SinekAsked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom.
Bill JayEvery Morning You Have Two Choices: Continue To Sleep With Your Dreams, Or Wake Up and Chase Them.
Carmelo AnthonyDrinking is another way of thinking, another way of living. It gives you two lives instead of one.
Charles BukowskiI'm beginning to think that you should only be allowed to serve two terms, before madness sets in.
Chris LoweThere are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure.
Ilona AndrewsI breastfed both my kids for two years so, you know it was very tiring emotionally and physically.
Isla FisherOne and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae WestIf you truly dwell within Acceptance, you are wityout two things-Expectations and Disappointments.
Mary Summer RainComedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
Mike MyersA relationship is not two halves coming together to make a whole. Each of you is already complete.
Nancy KlineYou act like there are two kinds of girls,' she said. 'The smart ones and the ones that boys like.
Rainbow RowellIf you can find your footing between two cultures, sometimes you can have the best of both worlds.
Randy PauschNever trust a second thought. Where there is two there is three. You will end up thinking forever.
Richard FishYou know, Mr. Webb, you have two commands you use with irritating frequency. 'Move' and 'Let's go.
Robert LudlumThere's no such thing as equality. No two people are the same. You will not have the same clothes.
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodThere's no such thing as equality. No two people are the same. You will not have the same clothes.
Rush LimbaughRight now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.
CM PunkYou can't change the feeling but you can change your feelings about the feeling in a second or two
David BermanYou get spoiled on Captain America, where your trailers two blocks long and its got three bedrooms.
Frank GrilloAs a politician, you only meet two types of people. People with problems, and people who are right.
Gyles BrandrethA competitive world offers two possibilities. You can lose. Or, if you want to win, you can change.
Lester ThurowLuckily you cannot get to the Golden Triangle in a bus. You can only access it on your own two feet!
Arthur FrommerTrust is a two way street. If your government does not trust you, how can you trust your government?
Bruce MontagueIf I give you my idea and you give me yours, then we each have two ideas, and together we have four.
Gerard I. NierenbergWhen your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
Henry BeardLove's lengthways splits the heart in two - the heart where you are, the heart where you want to be.
Jeanette WintersonNot everyone understands how you can spin two lassos at the same time, one of hope and one of grief.
Jodi PicoultThe Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day
Lily AllenFor the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
Ray RomanoI had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
Robin WilliamsYou're just a little too hip for the room. It's not good to be too hip because two hips make an ass.
Russell Malone