When people tell me I've kept them up all night, I feel like I've succeeded. Votes: 8
Sidney SheldonCockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. Votes: 8
Herb CaenDon't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night. Votes: 8
Steven WrightThe brain stays up all night telling stories while we sleep. We just call them dreams. Votes: 6
Jonathan GottschallI'm literally online all day long, and if I don't get back to everyone, I'll stay up all night. Votes: 4
Brit MorinWonderful ... I was up all night reading it, laughing and crying out in horror... Votes: 3
Annie ProulxMy girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. Votes: 3
Rainbow RowellRick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test. Votes: 3
Jim CornetteI hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night. Votes: 3
Steven WrightYou can stay up all night and still not count all the ways to lose the people you love. Votes: 3
Jodi PicoultKnow what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out. Votes: 3
Olivia MunnI was up until all hours of the night, listening to stories, meeting great old comedians. Votes: 2
Joely FisherYou can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit. Votes: 2
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