Quotes about Valentine s Day

For me, one of the toughest things about Valentine's Day is that it gets geared up as the day to profess your love. See, T-E-S-T - that's a bad word that doesn't go with L-O-V-E. Votes: 1

Valentine's Day's not for men. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. Votes: 0

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. Votes: 0

Every day is Valentine's Day! I'm a hopeless romantic. Votes: 0

Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is the day all singletons like me dread Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. Votes: 0

Happy Valentine's day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha. Votes: 0

I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. Votes: 0

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me. Votes: 0

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. Votes: 0

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. Votes: 0

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. Votes: 0

Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. Votes: 0

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Votes: 0

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer. Votes: 0

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! Votes: 0

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. Votes: 0

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original? Votes: 0

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? Votes: 0

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? Votes: 0

My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. Votes: 0

The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience. Votes: 0

I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves. Votes: 0

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. Votes: 0

The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one! Votes: 0

It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. Votes: 0

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing. Votes: 0

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. Votes: 0

Is Valentine's Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine's is supposed to be a day about romantic love. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. Votes: 0

As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies. Votes: 0

In Valentine's Day or in any other day, the brightest star is not Venus or Jupiter but the very love in people's heart! Votes: 0

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! Votes: 0

Since love is a magic, Valentine's Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic is created! Votes: 0

Valentine's Day itself, like most holidays in the modern era, has been heavily influenced by commercialism that focuses on the appeal of romantic fantasies. Votes: 0

I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentine's Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality time, the better. Votes: 0

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. Votes: 0

My ideal Valentine's Day is spending it with someone you are in love with and for that someone to make you feel loved and appreciated. Votes: 0

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. Votes: 0

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was. Votes: 0

Although I believe affection and romance should be shown all year around, it's always smart to have a good plan up your sleeve for Valentine's Day. Votes: 0

Be it Valentine's Day, Father's Day or Mother's Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn't hold any special relevance for me. Votes: 0

Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night. Votes: 0

I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine's Day is, maybe it's a day to stay home and cry. Votes: 0

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. Votes: 0

I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it. Votes: 0

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. Votes: 0

The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home. Votes: 0

Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty. Votes: 0

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day. Votes: 0

People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim. Votes: 0

I wanted to do a set of love songs for Valentine's Day so I went through my old material. I found myself scraping around the edges of good taste. Votes: 0

Every year of my life, my dad has sent me a Valentine's Day gift. Whether I was in the same house or across the country, he always sent something. Votes: 0

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite romantic comedy is 'When Harry Met Sally.' Votes: 0

The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' Votes: 0