No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it. Votes: 4
Grace SlickYour best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it. Votes: 4
Ashton KutcherBallycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed. Votes: 3
Douglas AdamsAh, children, be afraid of going prayerless to bed, lest the Devil be your bedfellow. Votes: 3
Cotton MatherWhen you know you are dying, self-deceptions fly from your bedside like embers off a bonfire. Votes: 3
Darin StraussIf you can't get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away Votes: 3
Ned VizziniYou used to scream so well when you were scared, back when I lived under your bed. Votes: 3
Melissa Eskue OusleyBut do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies" Votes: 3
Skylar GreyMy view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of the door because you won't get in. Votes: 3
Jonas ErikssonYour slippers last a lot longer in your bedroom. On a film set, they do get very scuffed up. Votes: 3
Martin FreemanDo you want to die old and craven in your bed?- How else? Though not till I'm done reading. Votes: 3
George R. R. MartinIf I am to judge others, I should be subject to be judged. You make your bed, you must lie in it. Votes: 3
Nigel BarkerYou ever want me to show you what it's like to have a man in your bed, you know where to find me. Votes: 3
Brenda NovakThere are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed. Votes: 2
Matthew McConaugheyAlways wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams. Votes: 2
Joel MaddenRise early. Write. Disappoint your sons. Read the newspaper. Go to bed early. Success. Votes: 0
Arthur MillerNever tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldWhen things get bad enough, your only resort is to lie in bed and start praying. Votes: 0
Lana Del ReyAt the moment of waking up, before getting out of bed, get in touch with your breath Votes: 0
Nhat HanhYour idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. Votes: 0
Frederic RaphaelThat six or seven hours you have to be in bed with your eyes closed. What a waste! Votes: 0
Robert RodriguezWhat is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace Votes: 0
Paulo CoelhoDon't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed. Votes: 0
Edmund Vance CookeIf you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy. Votes: 0
Franklin D. RooseveltNanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettThere is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap. Votes: 0
Faraaz KaziFor the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. Votes: 0
Ray RomanoThe first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. Votes: 0
Evan EsarNo 'Glory shall be your reward' for me. Oh, no, for me, it is, 'Stop whining' and 'Go to bed'. Votes: 0
Megan Whalen TurnerEither get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichYou'd be teary, too, yes you would be," he said, "if a girl and her bed had crashed into your head. Votes: 0
Renata BowersYou're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed. Votes: 0
Ringo StarrAnd it is a great thing to die in your own bed, though it is better still to die in your boots. Votes: 0
George Orwell