It doesn't matter how old you are, or what you do in your life, you never stop needing your mom. Votes: 6
Kate WinsletListen to your mom and dad! They are almost always right, especially about boys. Votes: 4
Melissa OrdwayYour momma used to live at the church on Sunday You just go to LIV after church on Sunday Votes: 4
DrakeI guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries. Votes: 4
Alexa VegaHenry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork. Votes: 3
Heather BrewerSo when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you're doing your homework. Votes: 3
Willie DWell, you know, your mom gets like this sometimes," Simon said. "Like when she breathes in or out. Votes: 3
Cassandra ClareIt's much easier not to know things sometimes. And to have french fries with your mom be enough. Votes: 3
Stephen ChboskyIf your mom was here, she would flip her top over your grades." "Flip her lid," I muttered. Votes: 3
Gena ShowalterI drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me. Votes: 3
Heather BrewerYou might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. Votes: 3
Jeff FoxworthyWhen you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" Votes: 3
Jerry LawlerWhen you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom. Votes: 3
Arsenio HallIn fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks and call your mom. Votes: 3
Ayelet WaldmanYou might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. Votes: 3
Jeff FoxworthyThe most important experience for learning to be a mother is your own mom's experience. Votes: 2
Leslie Morgan SteinerFortunately, when you're a mom, the responsibility of caring for your child can keep you going. Votes: 2
Shania TwainMoms, you are the first and most influential role model in your girl's life. Use that power. Votes: 2
Tyra BanksBeing a mom kind of grounded me in a way. Your body takes on a whole new meaning. Votes: 2
Kelly OvertonI have a special place in my heart for working moms - it's a constant pull on your heartstrings. Votes: 2
Angela KinseyNo, Mom. I said fine." "It's just your tone." Ah, yes- the tone. The nasty traitor. Votes: 0
Deb CalettiYour mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanDon't worry, God understands,' Mom said. 'He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. Votes: 0
Jeannette WallsYou know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! Votes: 0
Tina FeyWhen you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. Votes: 0
Russell Brand