Quotes about Your Mom

When you're sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom. Votes: 8

This is your moment. Own it. Votes: 6

Here it is ... your moment of zen. Votes: 6

In the blackest of your moments, wait with no fear. Votes: 6

Culture, when it comes to food, is of course a fancy word for your mom. Votes: 6

Art comes to you proposing frankly to give nothing but the highest quality to your moments as they pass. Votes: 6

It doesn't matter how old you are, or what you do in your life, you never stop needing your mom. Votes: 6

Make it your moment-to-moment aim to recognize the difference between being aware of your thoughts, and being carried along by them. Votes: 6

Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro. Votes: 6

How big can you be if just the underground niggas know you? You can't buy your mom a house when you just an underground celebrity. Votes: 6

[On a strained relationship between a tennis champion and her mother:] There comes a time when it's probably not cool for your mom to be your best friend. Votes: 6

Drink your wine. Laugh from your gut. Burden your moments with thankfulness. Be as empty as you can be when that clock winds down. Spend your life. And if time is a river, may you leave a wake. Votes: 6

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress. Votes: 6

The quality of your moments produces the quality of your life. So, as thoughts come and go and the waves of mind rush on, Carpe punctum-Seize this moment. It deserves your full attention, for it will not pass your way again. Votes: 6

Listen to your mom and dad! They are almost always right, especially about boys. Votes: 4

You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. Votes: 4

When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame. Votes: 4

Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday You just go to LIV after church on Sunday Votes: 4

I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries. Votes: 4

If you just stay away from junk, and stick with what your mom taught you, you're eating pretty healthy. Votes: 4

One piece of advice that I would give to any young athlete or performer is remember to thank your mom. Votes: 4

Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. Votes: 4

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do?' Votes: 4

There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom. Votes: 4

Everything you see is filtered through your visual system (imperfect) and your brain (also imperfect, despite what your mom told you). Witness testimony is the worst kind of evidence in science. Votes: 4

You know when everyone's watching, your mom and dad, your friends in high school who thought they were better than you. You get your chance to get in the spotlight and shine. Votes: 4

Learn to expect less from life and more from yourself. Accept the changes that life throws at you. Remember, your destiny is pretty much in your hands. So, as your mom may have told you, keep them clean. Votes: 4

Privacy is relational. It depends on the audience. You don't want your employer to know you're job hunting. You don't spill all about your love life to your mom or your kids. You don't tell trade secrets to your rivals. Votes: 4

Like riding a bike for the first time, sometimes you just have to go for it. If you keep looking forwards and maintain your momentum, it will probably go well. But if you start to doubt yourself and look back, you are more likely to suffer a major wobble followed by a crash. Votes: 4

I heard the term "mamisma" when describing Speaker of the House [Nancy] Pelosi, how she was speaking from that place which is kind of like a strong mother. Like when your mom says like, "put that down!" you know that is coming from a place of both love and strength. And at this critical stage in human history we need both action and caring. Votes: 4

If you become so frightened of realities that are not your own, if you take upon yourselves tragedies that do not exist in your reality, in your moment, then you weaken your position and weaken the position, of those you think you are helping. You look about you and you see only hopelessness and helplessness. You organize your reality according to the tragedies of the newspapers! Votes: 4

Sometimes thinking too much can destroy your momentum. Votes: 3

This is your moment. You're meant to be here. Votes: 3

Your destiny is shaped in your moments of decision. Votes: 3

If your position is everywhere, your momentum is zero. Votes: 3

This is your moment! Seize the opportunity to be great! Votes: 3

Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, Votes: 3

Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up. Votes: 3

That wasn't your mom in you—that was your dad. Votes: 3

Treat a woman how you'd want someone to treat your mom. Votes: 3

Does taking the life of the perpetrator return your mom? No. Votes: 3

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. Votes: 3

It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped. Votes: 3

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. Votes: 3

Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. Votes: 3

In the next election, I'm voting for your mom to be the next God. Votes: 3

I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus- Votes: 3

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. Votes: 3

When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard. Votes: 3

So when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you're doing your homework. Votes: 3

Well, you know, your mom gets like this sometimes," Simon said. "Like when she breathes in or out. Votes: 3

It's much easier not to know things sometimes. And to have french fries with your mom be enough. Votes: 3

If your mom was here, she would flip her top over your grades." "Flip her lid," I muttered. Votes: 3

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. Votes: 3

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" Votes: 3

When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom. Votes: 3

It's definitely important to have your mom and family there to back you up and cheering from the stands. Votes: 3

In my experience, anybody besides your mom that feeds you is going to want something in exchange for it. Votes: 3

When you come in contact with the anointing of God, it not only affects your moment, it affects your tomorrow. Votes: 3

Your mom's in our business...she's in our business... Can't you see, girl, that your mom's trying to end this? Votes: 3

In fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks and call your mom. Votes: 3

Be yourself! Love your mom, but if she's trying to get you to be someone you're not, she's in the wrong Votes: 3

Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog. Votes: 3

It's easy to remember, because dating rhymes with mating, and they're almost the same [...] So your mom thinks we're ma-- Uh, dating? Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. Votes: 3

Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join. Votes: 3

Being young, and having your mom come to school with the laced-up hats and the crazy outfits are definitely moments to remember. Votes: 3

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well. Votes: 3

Nana glanced at Ben. "I think your mom has catepillars in her ears. She keeps repeating everything I say like she can't hear me. Votes: 3

Ultimately, the only people who are in any way edified by hanging with famous people are you at the age of 11 and your mom. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. Votes: 3

You big crybaby," I whispered into his ear. "Now you know why your mom warned you not to hit girls. Sometimes they hit back. Votes: 3

If you are lucky, you have your moment. But it is never more than a moment. You have to enjoy it while it lasts. Votes: 3

I'm avampire. I havesecret powers ," he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, "Actually, your mom let me in. Votes: 3

Don't tell her that your moms knew right away what it was, that she recognized its smell from the year the United States invaded your island." Votes: 3

Dilip Kumar was the only Bollywood hero who could make a girl shiver just by looking at her. If you dont believe it, ask your mom! Votes: 3

Dilip Kumar was the only Bollywood hero who could make a girl shiver just by looking at her. If you don't believe it, ask your mom! Votes: 3

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. Votes: 3

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do? Votes: 3

For art comes to you proposing frankly to give nothing but the highest quality to your moments as they pass, and simply for those moments' sake. Votes: 3

You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. It was awesome she was backing me up and defending me. Votes: 3

It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded...again. Votes: 3

Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm, I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms. You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine. Votes: 3

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? Votes: 3

Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan. Votes: 3

I hate using this term [miracle]. I'm a man of science. I'm a doctor. I don't use this word. But he said, it's a miracle your mom's alive. Votes: 3

You said your mom is the goddess of balance," I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't balance. Kronos doesn't build. He only destroys. Votes: 3

Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I‘ve been cross-dressing. Also, I‘m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know. Votes: 3

She reached into her coat pocket and felt two things she hadn't expected.... One was a wad of cash... she brought out the money. Leo whistled. "Allowance? Piper, your mom rocks! Votes: 3

Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you. Votes: 3

You can write songs about your comic books and the girl or boy you sort of know and your mom and dad and it's all right there in front of you. Votes: 3

When I was young, all the books were about a Mary Jane and the football player and the prom and ending up with the quiet guy and making your mom happy. Votes: 3

We'll make it a blowout like in the olden days.""When dinosaurs roamed the earth?" Teddy asked."Exactly," Dad said. "When dinosaurs roamed the earth and your mom and I were young. Votes: 3

For all my love little monsters i am your mom you are my child in my hand i protect you like my eyes but dont worry ill cacth you if you fall. Votes: 3

People hate to describe their music. What we have come to call it is "beat up your mom" music. As far as describing what it sounds like, I guess you'd have to listen. Votes: 3

Sometimes you just wish you could make a film and then have it on DVD so you can see your mom. But, no, I've never really had that moment. Not really. Not seriously. Votes: 3

People who build family businesses are not classically trained. They have to deal with an enormous amount of politics. You think corporate politics are tough? Go work for your dad or your mom. Votes: 3

I'm a great believer in everything at the right time. Go on a crazy spree if it's the right time to do it but choose your moment carefully and beware of impulse buying. Votes: 3

His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul. Votes: 3

Look to yourself for the answer - stop calling your girlfriends and stop calling your mom - you know if it's working or not, you either feel like a goddess or you don't Votes: 3

I don't think a songwriter should lose their mojo. In my situation, I'm one of those artists that lasts over a long period rather than have your moment and your moment is gone. Votes: 3

Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up. Votes: 3

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do. Votes: 3

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom. Votes: 3

Horror is so basic. You'd get an adrenaline jolt from watching your mom get gored by a woolly mammoth. A horror movie gives you the adrenaline without having to have your mom get gored. Votes: 3

How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true; But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face. Votes: 3

Did you see a doctor? (Syn) Yeah. It'll heal. (Cruel) Did your mom say anything? (Syn) Clean the blood out of the carpet before it sets. What could she say? Better me than her. (Cruel) Votes: 3

The message I want to give my fans is, always have a way to pull yourself out of the dark place. Don't sit and cry about it. Have your moment, and then get over it. Votes: 3

Food feeds both the body and soul - there are clear reasons to eat a balanced diet, but there are also reasons you cling to your mom's secret chicken noodle soup recipe when you're sick. Votes: 3

The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn't be nearly as fun. Votes: 3

Your past is your experiences and your teacher as well, and your future is your hope, your dream and your fate, while the present is your moment of learning from past and preparation for the future. Votes: 3

You are on a soulful path that asks you to step into the greatest version of yourself. It is a sacred gift to shine your brightest light, not just in your moments of glory, but each day. Votes: 3

It's definitely important to have your mom and family there to back you up and cheering from the stands. You'd love them to come to every big dance and every big game, but sometimes that's not possible. Votes: 3

Picture the moment when your mom and dad first saw you as something other than a pretty, tiny version of them. You as them, but improved. Better educated. Innocent. Then picture when you stopped being their dream. Votes: 3

We all understand genetics. You get your eyes from your dad, your mom's nose, there's nothing you can do about that. But your spiritual genetics you can choose, pick, embrace and commit to. That's what I did. Votes: 3

Must've been hard on your mom," Frank said. "I guess we'll do anything for someone we love." Hazel squeezed his hand appreciatively. Nico stared at the cobblestones. "Yeah," he said bitterly. "I guess we will. Votes: 3

Sliding headfirst is the safest way to get to the next base, I think, and the fastest. You don't lose your momentum, and there's one more important reason I slide headfirst, it gets my picture in the paper. Votes: 3

What?” Simon looked alarmed. ”I‘m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn’t a very attractive woman for her age. Votes: 3

Do you know how you get the urge to clean your room, and it’s no big deal? But when your mom tells you that you have to clean your room, you don't want to? That's me, anyway. Votes: 3

Conservatives want to be your daddy, telling you what to do and what not to do. Liberals want to be your mommy, feeding you, tucking you in, and wiping your nose. Libertarians want to treat you as an adult. Votes: 3

Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it. Votes: 3

...How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true, But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face... "When You Are Old And Gray Votes: 3

So you're getting squeezed at both sides. You're taking care of your mom and dad and you're still doing caregiving with your kids, which is not easy. But I think overall, there's a level of satisfaction that might be unparalleled. Votes: 3

Aren't you a little old for your mom to be picking out your clothes for you? Really? Shopping at the Children's Place at your age? I'm sure there's some third-grader dying to know who bought the last navy I-sore shirt. (Nekoda) Votes: 3

How about I pick out something for your mom, and you pick out something for mine? That way if our moms hate what we got, which they won't say if they do, we can push the blame off on each other." Votes: 3

You can go to the Internet and know more than your mom in two seconds. It's crazy how fast teenagers have knowledge and information these days. So, I think it's harder to say, 'Your father and I know more than you. Votes: 3

When you come to L.A. as a kid with your mom, you're lured into doing things that you think are cool and fun and a good idea, but they're cheesy and awful. And recording a pop single was one of them. Votes: 3

In the party of Lincoln and Reagan and much of the donor class, the defense of human life is what they think loses elections. They think we need to spend time on really popular ideas, like cutting your mom's Social Security check. Votes: 3

You can go to the Internet and know more than your mom in two seconds. It's crazy how fast teenagers have knowledge and information these days. So, I think it's harder to say, 'Your father and I know more than you.' Votes: 3

I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality; it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and mental than it is you're some fat guy living in your mom's basement, which I think is just a hacky stereotype. Votes: 3

In a film you only get two hours to do this big arc and so you have to pick and choose your moments carefully, but with television you get to take your time and just take it episode by episode and discover new things. Votes: 3

You have a dream 35 years ago - doesn't come to fruition, but you move on with life. But it's somewhere back there. Then you turn 60, and your mom just dies, and you're looking for something. And the dream comes waking out of your imagination. Votes: 3

It's quite hard to have your mom as a teacher - it's like, she's not necessarily a 'real teacher' for me. But she'd always teach me to really hear the music, and develop my ear, and to try and hear the harmonics of the piano. Votes: 3

Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn't safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. That's exactly what I needed to hear right now. You're a very inspiring person, you know that? Votes: 3

It's [Jack the Giant Slayer] one of those fairy tales your mom and dad read to you when you're little. Never once did I imagine myself in it. It's just phenomenal. Words just can't really describe it. It brings the biggest smile to my face. Votes: 3

On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people's houses. That used to be such a tease. Votes: 3

For me [being a kid actor], it's a bit like when you see your mom's friends, and they're like, "I remember when you were this big. You'll always be that cute little kid to me." It's like that times a thousand. Well, times a couple thousand. Votes: 3

If you think back to the first sporting event you went to, you don't remember the score, you don't remember a home run, you don't remember a dunk. You remember who you were with. Were you with your mom, your dad, your brother, on a date? Votes: 3

I'd say that if you had a strained relationship with your mom, for whatever reason, the best thing to do is be open with each other, talk it over, try and work it out somehow as opposed to just putting a wall up and pushing them away. Votes: 3

I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was my mom's job, I figured that I would just find out when I turned 18. If you can't trust your mom, then who can you trust? Votes: 3

Because sorry to say, women run the house. They run the family. They hold things up. I mean, it's like you don't ever see your mom get sick because she handles everything. And it's kind of amazing I think to show people just how strong women are. Votes: 3

Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhillfrom there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting todetonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, andsuddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal. Votes: 3

It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house. Votes: 3

If you did go to high school and then college, there's definitely a solidarity with someone that is from your hometown and knows your mom, and all that stuff. There's this weird politeness that we have, as a society. You don't want to make it hard for anybody. Votes: 3

I was who I was in high school in accordance with the rules of conduct for a normal person, like obeying your mom and dad. Then I got out of high school and moved out of the house, and I just started, for lack of a better term, running free. Votes: 3

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water. Votes: 3

Toronto is a special city, and the environment is perfect for the arts; free and alive. I'm a New Yorker, and Toronto reminds me of a much cleaner New York, so it's like coming home after your mom just cleaned your room for you; for me that's a lovely environment. Votes: 3

The most important experience for learning to be a mother is your own mom's experience. Votes: 2

Fortunately, when you're a mom, the responsibility of caring for your child can keep you going. Votes: 2

Moms, you are the first and most influential role model in your girl's life. Use that power. Votes: 2

Being a mom kind of grounded me in a way. Your body takes on a whole new meaning. Votes: 2

I have a special place in my heart for working moms - it's a constant pull on your heartstrings. Votes: 2

Anything that opens you up emotionally is going to impact your acting. Parenthood, becoming a mom, certainly does that. Votes: 2

Two weeks ago at the U.S. Amateur, my mom caddied, and that is kind of a different feeling, because she's your mom and you have to listen to her. It was really comfortable having my mom there, but it's also really relieving and comfortable to have someone that knows the course off their hat, really. Votes: 2

What's the ROI of your Mom? Votes: 0

Definitely being a mom changes your perspective on everything. Votes: 0

Your mom is my sunset, and you are my dawn. Votes: 0

Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful. Votes: 0

Your mom can't hate a whole country because of one person! Votes: 0

Well, at least I'm not a stubborn, button-pushing, Prius-driving, chip-on-your-shoulder-holding, "˜stay-at-home-mom'-is-the-eighth-dirty-word-thinking feminazi! Votes: 0

Love says hello, and hate says goodbye. Your mom also says hello. Votes: 0

Honey, have you seen your sister?” She’s on Jupiter, Mom. Votes: 0

You don't have to lose your sense of style once you become a mom! Votes: 0

Just do your best," Mom said. "You can't do any better than your best. Votes: 0

No, Mom. I said fine." "It's just your tone." Ah, yes- the tone. The nasty traitor. Votes: 0

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho. Votes: 0

Don't worry, God understands,' Mom said. 'He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. Votes: 0

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! Votes: 0

We under no circumstances know the appreciate of your parent till we develop into dad and mom ourselves. Votes: 0

Like I tell our kids, 'Your Mom isn't always right and I'm not always right. But together, WE'RE ALWAYS right! Votes: 0

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. Votes: 0

Hi, Mom. (Devyn) It's the other parental unit. Not as pretty or as fierce as your mother, but loving nonetheless. (Syn) Votes: 0

I'd love to have three or four kids. But my mom always says: "Speak to me after you have your first". Votes: 0

You made me lose my appetite, Boomer." "My mom tells me that all the time. Your family must be just like mine! Votes: 0

Evelyn: There's nothing wrong with embracing one's emotions. Brittany: Mom, You don't just embrace your emotions, you make love to them hard-core. Votes: 0

Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman. Votes: 0

Young people have got to start their own theaters, really. All good theater is a kind of mom-and-pop operation. Start your own theater. Votes: 0

I was just your average hockey mom, and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids' public education better. Votes: 0

My mom was very much like 'Love your body, love yourself, run around naked....' Whatever we wanted to do, it was very accepting. Votes: 0

It's not easy for you, Dad You seek your own space You slope off to watch telly But still see (Mom's Mum's Mam's) face Votes: 0

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion. Votes: 0

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. Votes: 0

Whether you are a stay-at-home mom, or on the red carpet, or in Afghanistan, the better you feel, the better you do your job. Votes: 0

I bet you never thought the hardest part of finding your "˜saviorʹ would be getting her mom to let her stay out past curfew. Votes: 0

Do Mom and Dad know you're dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I'll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric) Votes: 0

Sunny, tell me truthfully, what are your intentions toward Talon? (Selena) What are you? His mom? I promise I'll respect him in the morning. (Sunshine) Votes: 0

Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignment with the forces of darkness by my mom? Votes: 0

My mom taught me a lot. A lot about minding your own business and leaving other people's business alone. And let them think what they want. Votes: 0

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way. Votes: 0

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom Votes: 0

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat Votes: 0

I always say to people that working full time and being a mom is probably the hardest job, because as a mom you think about your child 24/7. Votes: 0

I first heard about 'genes' when I was six years old. At dinner one night, I heard my mom tell my sister, 'It's in your genes.' Votes: 0

Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. Votes: 0

You can be a good mom and still work out, get your rest, have a career - or not. My mother encouraged me to find that balance. Votes: 0

My mom is my hero. [She] inspired me to dream when I was a kid, so anytime anyone inspires you to dream, that's gotta be your hero. Votes: 0

Your mom isn’t going to let me step foot inside this place. I’ve seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry. Votes: 0

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles. Votes: 0

Mom always said people worried too much about their children. Suffering when you are young is good for you, she said. It immunized your body and your soul. Votes: 0

I remember my mom saying to me that what your friends do is one thing, but what you do could be on the front page of the paper. Votes: 0

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! Votes: 0

I'm really a family girl. My mom's like, 'As soon as you're on your own, we're going to move back to Indiana.' Well, that might be when I'm 26. Votes: 0

We played in an era where you were taught to hate your opponent. But life changes. I raise my kids differently than my mom and dad raised their kids. Votes: 0

I had said to some pastor that I was having thoughts, and the church turned on me. They went to my mom and said, So sorry about your son. Votes: 0

I have a spreadsheet of all the women I'd like to spread and sheet. Your mom is on my list. So is your grandma, may she rest in peace. Votes: 0

My mom called me up and said you almost had that one, moms are the greatest, you can't do wrong by your Mom. She blames it on everybody else but me. Votes: 0

The old women only stuck around this long out of a sense of duty. Your mom was the same way. That's why I loved her. She put her duty first, ahead of evverything. Votes: 0