Quotes about Your Wife

Tell your wife often how terrific she looks. Votes: 4

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. Votes: 4

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. Votes: 4

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife. Votes: 4

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Votes: 4

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife? Votes: 4

The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that. Votes: 4

Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife. Votes: 4

It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway. Votes: 4

It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security. Votes: 4

You know what a wifey means? It's like your other half. Like when you get married, like, that's your wife! Votes: 4

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers. Votes: 4

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating? Votes: 4

I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children. Votes: 4

My advice to a new husband is nothing more than 'husbands, love your wives.' And 'love your wife as Christ has loved the church.' Never forget that you are Christ's representative in serving your wife. Votes: 4

I'm not witch. I'm your wife. Votes: 3

Like your job. Love your wife. Votes: 3

Change everything except your wife and kids Votes: 3

Value your wife by valuing what she says. Votes: 3

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married. Votes: 3

The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife. Votes: 3

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you. Votes: 3

There is no such thing as being good to your wife. Votes: 3

It's better when you have your wife with you, more fun. Votes: 3

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks. Votes: 3

Never go in a place that you wouldn't take your wife. Votes: 3

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee, Votes: 3

Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife. Votes: 3

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. Votes: 3

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian. Votes: 3

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. Votes: 3

Don't eat those nice green dollars your wife gives you for breakfast. Votes: 3

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Votes: 3

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife Votes: 3

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Votes: 3

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman. Votes: 3

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once Votes: 3

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Votes: 3

When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing. Votes: 3

Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing. Votes: 3

As a husband, your love for your wife has a specific goal: her holiness. Votes: 3

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife. Votes: 3

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife. Votes: 3

Family is the most important thing. Family starts with your wife and your kids. Votes: 3

After your friendship with God, your wife's friendship is the greatest treasure you possess. Votes: 3

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. Votes: 3

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. Votes: 3

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. Votes: 3

When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration. Votes: 3

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Votes: 3

You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife. Votes: 3

Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt. Votes: 3

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck Votes: 3

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. Votes: 3

It is okay to cut your wife's throat as long as you are rich, famous"”and black. Votes: 3

If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door. Votes: 3

To be faithful to your wife is wisdom but to acquire concubines is like signing your euthanasia Votes: 3

The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe. Votes: 3

A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her. Votes: 3

May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass. (to the jurors who convicted her) Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. Votes: 3

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. Votes: 3

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. Votes: 3

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. Votes: 3

Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to. Votes: 3

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Votes: 3

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. Votes: 3

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. Votes: 3

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life Votes: 3

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. Votes: 3

Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus. Votes: 3

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean? Votes: 3

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! Votes: 3

On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public. Votes: 3

That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change. Votes: 3

Go back to your wife....you man whore! Shouted the old woman, raising her walker for another strike. Votes: 3

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3. Votes: 3

There are many things you shouldn't measure. Don't, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife! Votes: 3

On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife. Votes: 3

You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team. Votes: 3

Dude--she's your wife." He pointed to the locker where the Bible lay concealed. "God first, family second, country third. Votes: 3

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. Votes: 3

Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you. Votes: 3

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. Votes: 3

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name! Votes: 3

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Votes: 3

In L.A., you work like hell because there is nothing else to do, unless you're cheating on your wife. Votes: 3

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin' your building, No time to grab the gun, I already got your wife and children Votes: 3

The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. Votes: 3

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. Votes: 3

If you want to live a happy life, don't teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle. Votes: 3

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking. Votes: 3

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love Votes: 3

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love. Votes: 3

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. Votes: 3

However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you. Votes: 3

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. Votes: 3

Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife. Votes: 3

Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If you can't start the day fresh, get rid of your wife. Votes: 3

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us. Votes: 3

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble. Votes: 3

In order for romance to deepen, you must touch the heart and mind of your wife before you touch her body. Votes: 3

You can show your daughter by the way you love and honor your wife that she should never settle for less. Votes: 3

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. Votes: 3

You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology. Votes: 3

What's the good of not believing? Today it's your wife you don't believe; tomorrow it's God Himself you won't take stock in. Votes: 3

You can no longer define your manhood by whether you're on a nine-to-five job or you're making more money than your wife. Votes: 3

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. Votes: 3

If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage. Votes: 3

If you leave your wife and you don't ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage. Votes: 3

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion. Votes: 3

Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul. Votes: 3

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. Votes: 3

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite! Votes: 3

Never let your wife prevent you from buying equipment. A car will not buy a synthesizer, but a synthesizer can buy a car. Votes: 3

That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the Church." Votes: 3

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station. Votes: 3

Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first. Votes: 3

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? Votes: 3

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. Votes: 3

I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without. Votes: 3

Your husband or your wife is the only person you can really choose to be your family and to have unconditional love with them. Votes: 3

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. Votes: 3

You are so pure in mind and heart, In aspect, too, so mild, I wonder that you ever could Implant your wife with child. Votes: 3

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Votes: 3

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit Votes: 3

You don't stop thinking about women just because your wife dies. It's terrible, but you know. I just want the hugs, the kisses. A kiss! Votes: 3

Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife. Votes: 3

Is there anyone to whom you entrust a greater number of serious matters than your wife? And is there anyone with whom you have fewer conversations? Votes: 3

Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes. Votes: 3

Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference. Votes: 3

there are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife. Votes: 3

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. Votes: 3

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with you. Votes: 3

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Votes: 3

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. Votes: 3

I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife. Votes: 3

If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing. Votes: 3

And tell your wife whatever you want, but don't make promises you're not going to keep. And don't knock yourself out over it; you didn't invent infidelity. Votes: 3

Imagine how frustrating it is, being completely locked up and watching your family leave, your wife and children, and not being able to do anything about it. Votes: 3

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's trust back. Votes: 3

If you've never woken up from a car accident to discover that your wife is dead and you're an animated, rotting corpse, then you probably wouldn't understand. Votes: 3

A friendship with a woman is not a sin. (It's) a friendship. A romantic relationship with a woman who is not your wife, that is a sin. Votes: 3

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose. Votes: 3

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. Votes: 3

You people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your wife is next'. Votes: 3

If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation. Votes: 3

You can lie to your wife or your boss, but you cannot lie to your typewriter. Sooner or later you must reveal your true self in your pages. Votes: 3

I comfort myself with the reflection that your wife will possibly be able to curb your desire--I admit, a natural one for the most part--to exterminate your fellows. Votes: 3

If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do. Votes: 3

If I wanted to see your emails or your wife's phone, all I have to do is use intercepts. I can get your emails, passwords, phone records, credit cards. Votes: 3

Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half. Votes: 3

You lost your wife, Douglas. My heartbreaks for you, it really does. But I lose my husband every day, all over again. And I don't even get to mourn. Votes: 3

It does help to actually realize that however stunning the person who is, you know, fluttering eyelashes at you, she doesn't do anything to match up to your wife. Votes: 3

Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget that I made you happy. Votes: 3

Before you went to work this morning in the city, did you spend some time with your family? Did you kiss your wife and tell her that she's pretty? Votes: 3

Just because your wife schmoozes with somebody too much, you can't go throwing the kids out with the bath water! And that's the way the law's tied up right now. Votes: 3

Don't go running off at the mouth. Let the picture tell the story. No one tunes in to hear you broadcast the game, except maybe your mother or your wife. Votes: 3

If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for. Votes: 3

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line. Votes: 3

The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' Votes: 3

It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner. Votes: 3

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person. Votes: 3

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. Votes: 3

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. Votes: 3

When you leave a good job to go off on your own and don't expect to make money for a while, you name the firm whatever your wife says you should. Votes: 3

Never say about anything, "I have lost it," but only "I have given it back." Is your child dead? It has been given back. Is your wife dead? She has been returned. Votes: 3

Whether you're the best lawyerOr the greatest philosopherThere will alway be at least two people that you can never win any argument withYour childAnd your wifeSo don't argue with themJust love them Votes: 3

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher. Votes: 3

It's always a mystery when you're going into a role - 'Here's your wife of 40 years and... action!' How do you create ease or chemistry or whatever is supposed to exist? Votes: 3

Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain. Votes: 3

I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But doing it was actually a wonderfully inspiring experience. Votes: 3

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right. Votes: 3

White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races. Votes: 3

You should express regularly to your wife and children your reverence and respect for her. Indeed, one of the greatest things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. Votes: 3

If you're shipwrecked on an island with 10 million dollars and your wife has gold and diamonds, but there's no water, no arable land, no fish, you have nothing. Money is a 'nothing' thing. Votes: 3

I say homes are for families, and you have to make sure you design for the family, not just one person: kids, your wife, your grandparents need to be able to use it. Votes: 3

You may have married her, but she is mine. Do you think I shall let you take her? She may be ten times your wife, but, by God, you shall never have her. Votes: 3

I am your wife if you will marry me. If not, I'll die your maid. To be your fellow You may deny me, but I'll be your servant Whether you will or no. Votes: 3

Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me. Votes: 3

If there is no order in your relationship with your wife, with your husband, with your children, with your neighbour - whether that neighbour is near or very far away - forget about meditation... Votes: 3

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children. Votes: 3

Succeeding in life and business is like falling in love with your wife (for those of you that are married). You can't leave your wife at the mercy of another man and feel safe. Votes: 3

Your marriage goes to a whole new level. You not only fall in love with your wife in a new way, but you're forced to pull together. You have to become a united front. Votes: 3

Bronagh looks after the kids and without her the family would disintegrate... there are some things you can't discuss with anyone other than your wife. There has to be a strong bond of trust. Votes: 3

If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies. Votes: 3

Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There's no point in making $50 million a year if your teenager thinks you're a jerk and you spend no time with your wife. Votes: 3

You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values. Votes: 3

Hard work is a prison sentence only if it does not have meaning. Once it does, it becomes the kind of thing that makes you grab your wife around the waist and dance a jig. (150) Votes: 3

A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife's bed is a cause of the gravest concern. Votes: 3

If sex isn't an important part of your marriage, you can't beef if your wife or husband does this unimportant thing with somebody else every once in a while, if you have no interest in it. Votes: 3

Look at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on your wife and cover it up for 200 years, you're pretty much thinking you're home free. Votes: 3

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.' Votes: 3

You never find yourself involved in a single action story. Your family is always being with you. And you cannot separate whatever is going on in your life with your relationship with your son, with your wife... Votes: 3

You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.' Votes: 3

How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.""How often do you receive new arrivals?""About as often as you beat your wife. Votes: 3

Seat assignment didn't matter if you're flying Dallas to Houston and you did it 38 times a day. People just got on, you didn't sit next to your wife, and it was a 45-minute flight. It didn't matter. Votes: 3

You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you achieve success and become free. Then you can do whatever you like. Votes: 3

You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child. Votes: 3

Collaborating with your wife is amazing because you are doing something together with a person you truly love and know and discover things about her in that process which you have never had discovered on other circumstances. Votes: 3

If someone comes into your house and does fked-up things to your kids and your wife, you're going to be capable of things you never imagined. Because it's in there. It might be lying dormant, but it's there. Votes: 3

Spread love everywhere you go; first of all in your house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor. Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Votes: 3

During an interview, former President George W. Bush discussed his painting hobby and said, 'Never paint your wife or your mother.' Then he added, 'Because it's almost impossible to get the paint out of their hair.' Votes: 3

People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week she's going to be home having dinner with us by five o'clock. Votes: 3

Whether you're the best lawyer...Or the greatest philosopher...There will alway be at least two people that you can never win any argument with...Your child...And your wife...So don't argue with them...Just love them... Votes: 3

There are times where you can't do it yourself and the system takes over, or it's appropriate to do things differently. But I think driving your son and your wife away from hospital was really important to me. Votes: 3

I think when you marry up like I did and Mitt Romney did, your wife says a lot about who you are and I think she humanizes him and brings a different vision of who Mitt Romney is. Votes: 3

The great thing about starting golf in your forties is that you can start golf in your forties. You can start other things in your forties but generally your wife makes you stop them, as Bill Clinton found out. Votes: 3

If you present your dog to a veterinarian with the instruction to put him to sleep, you would normally mean something very different than you would upon taking your wife or husband to an anesthesiologist with the same words. Votes: 3

Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are you going to have more sex with your wife in the hopes of having children? Votes: 3

Having a partner who is your wife traveling with you can be great. We each have our roles in the work and then can help each other out on the emotional front when things get stressful, which they are. Votes: 3

Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it. Votes: 3

Unmet expectations are tough when it's your wife or your husband, but it's really tough when it's God. And yet, it can be a time of growth and a time of faith, a time of understanding who God is. Votes: 3

Smile at each other. Smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other- it doesn't matter who it is- and that will help to grow up in greater love for each other. Votes: 3

First of all, as a man the most important thing you have in your life now is your child that you're carrying. That's it. Everything else comes second; personally, for me, other than your relationship with God and your wife. Votes: 3

Here it is. Let's say you're married, you love your wife, but you're attracted by another woman.''Excuse me, but I absolutely cannot understand how after eating my fill here I could go past a bakery and steal a roll. Votes: 3

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her. Votes: 3

Your most vital necessity in this life is that you shall love your wife completely and implicitly and in an entire nakedness of body and spirit.... this that I tell you is my message as far as I've got any. Votes: 3

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. Votes: 3

You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town. Votes: 3

When you're with your wife, you don't say I love you to your wife every day but the ways you look at her and your actions are another way to communicate. Don't focus on dialogue, only focus on what you're expressing. Votes: 3

You never know when it will be the last time you'll see your father, or kiss your wife, or play with your little brother, but there's always a last time. If you could remember every last time, you'd never stop grieving. Votes: 3

Let us say your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend makes you happy. If they leave, you're bound to be unhappy. You are the slave of the thing that makes you happy. You are a junkie and human relationships can be expensive habits. Votes: 3

If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and she's made a whole new load of friends and you get home and you're kind of strangers. Votes: 3

Watch over your child, as it struggles for breath on the outermost verge of life, or see your wife follow the child to that outermost verge, beside herself for anxiety and sleeplessness, - then love will teach you that life comes first. Votes: 3

Having an affair with your good friend's wife while he's in an institution and your wife is in a hospital ranks somewhere between Benedict Arnold and the guy who invented Girls Gone Wild on the spectrum of Total Dickheads in American History. Votes: 3

You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception. Think of deep outer space, the incredible cold and quiet where your wife and kid wait. Silence, not heaven, would be reward enough. Votes: 3

The most likely person to kill you is your wife, but that probably won't happen. What probably will happen is a million little betrayals of varying degrees of pain, brought on by people you love, the only ones who really can hurt you. Votes: 3

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good. Votes: 3

You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent. Votes: 3

The god of Islam tells his people, "Beat your wife. Go kill infidels. Go Kill Christians and Jews." This is in the Koran; it has been for 1400 years. Their god tells them to kill everybody who doesn't believe in the god of the Koran. Votes: 3

What is for sale, what is not? If we really think that making your apologies to your wife or reading a bedside story to your child are activities that we can pay a stranger to do, then, without moralising, what has happened to us? Votes: 3

It's so childish, greatest country in the world. It's like saying, I have the best wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the best wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you'd kill your wife. Votes: 3

Leave everything. Leave Dada. Leave your wife. Leave your mistress. Leave your hopes and fears. Leave your children in the woods. Leave the substance for the shadow. Leave your easy life, leave what you are given for the future. Set off on the roads. Votes: 3

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return? Votes: 3

Turner let his face fell into his hands. "I'm never going to touch her again", he moaned. "He's never going to touch me again!" they heard Miranda roar."Well,it doesn't look like you'll have much argument from your wife on that point", Olivia chirped. Votes: 3

I think behind every great man there's got to be a great woman, whether she's your wife, your girlfriend or not. I'm not gonna say that there's not that special girl out there. But I'm in the music biz, and I'm focused on the music. Votes: 3

It's so funny because a lot of times we'll have these discussions as writers, and you feel like you're having a discussion with your wife: 'I don't know. Are they ready to have another baby? Is it time? Well, she's not getting any younger.' Votes: 3

As God commands us men to teach your wife, to teach your children - to be the spiritual leader of your family - you're acting as a priest. Now, unfortunately, unfortunately, in too many Christian homes, the role of the priest is assumed by the wife. Votes: 3

You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage. Votes: 3

God bids you not to commit lechery, that is, not to have sex with any woman except your wife. You ask of her that she should not have sex with anyone except you -- yet you are not willing to observe the same restraint in return. Votes: 3

A revolutionary in every bedroom cannot fail to shake up the status quo. And if it is your wife that is revolting, you can't just split to the suburbs. Feminism, when it truly achieves it's goals, will crack through the most basic structures of our society. Votes: 3

I am tired of all these golfers who are happy with second place. The only one who will like you if you come in second place is your wife and your dog. And that is only if you have a good wife and a good dog. Votes: 3

If anyone has it rough at Guantanamo, it is the guards. They are constantly harassed and threatened by some of these terrorists. Prisoners tell guards, we know where your families are. We know where your wife is, your children, and we are going to kill them. Votes: 3

If you can't keep a promise to your family, can't keep a promise to your wife, you're having an affair, you're lying about the affair repeatedly. Why should the American people trust you when you say you're not gonna lie to them. Why should we trust you? Votes: 3

Happiness does not come from football awards. It's terrible to correlate happiness with football. Happiness comes from a good job, being able to feed your wife and kids. I don't dream football, I dream the American dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father. Votes: 3

If you come to France and you wear a veil, if you go to one of the administrative buildings, then that's not acceptable. If you don't want your wife to be examined by a male doctor, then you're not welcome here. France is a country that's open. Votes: 3

I was in an adolescent psychology class at Citadel when the guy said, if you had a mother who was beaten, there's a great chance you'll beat your wife. And if you were beaten as a child, there's a terrific chance you're going to be a child-beater. Votes: 3

You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. Votes: 3

Husbands, recognize your wife's intelligence and her ability to counsel with you as a real partner regarding family plans, family activities, and family budgeting. Don't be stingy with your time or with your means. Give her the opportunity to grow intellectually, emotionally, and socially as well as spiritually. Votes: 3

If you are married and you go off and have an affair with someone, if you are a husband who does that, it may potentially hurt your wife enormously. But it seems to me likely also to compromise your marriage. That seems to me to be a harm. Votes: 3

A sportswriter's life means never sitting with your wife or family at the games. Still working after everyone has gone to the party... Digging beneath a coach's lies, not to forget those of athletic directors and general managers and owners of pro teams. Keeping a confidence. Risking it. Votes: 3

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! Votes: 3

When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra. Votes: 3

You become a man when you marry not just for love but to be a partner with your wife. To be the best man you can be with her, and when you fall short, to admit your shortcomings and to constantly strive to be a great man to your wife. Votes: 3

Love's about finding the one person who makes your heart complete. Who makes you a better person than you ever dreamed you could be. Its about looking in the eyes of your wife and knowing all the way to your bones that she's simply the best person you've ever known. Votes: 3

As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights. Votes: 3

I timed my previous wife's pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. There is no bigger Bob Dylan fan than me. You don't just time the day and impregnate your wife to get your kid to be born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. Votes: 3

Never paint your wife or your mother. Votes: 2

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. Votes: 2

The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife. Votes: 2

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa. Votes: 2

You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife? Votes: 2

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Votes: 2

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain. Votes: 0

Wife is like a virus that hacks your privacy. Votes: 0

Have your own life before you become somebody's wife. Votes: 0

A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress Votes: 0

A wife of your own stature is the greatest of all blessings. Votes: 0

Your wife is your life. Don't let strife thrive in your union. Votes: 0

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! Votes: 0

Give love to your children, to a wife or husband, to a next-door neighbour. Votes: 0

Woman study loving him his whole life; Man study loving well, your whole wife Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. Votes: 0

He fucked my wife!" George wailed"He ruined my life!""Your wife was a goddamn whore! Votes: 0

Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive. Votes: 0

Make sure you have your own life before becoming someone's wife ~spoken to Oprah in an interview Votes: 0

What kind of wife would I be if I left your father simply because he was dead? Votes: 0

Judith took a deep breath. "Aye, you captured Iain's wife," she said again. "But he married your daughter. Votes: 0

The Athenians govern the Greeks; I govern the Athenians; you, my wife, govern me; your son governs you. Votes: 0

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? Votes: 0

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead. Votes: 0

I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you. Votes: 0

Make it your goal to employ the sweet speech that marks you as a wife after God's own heart. Votes: 0

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin. Votes: 0

A system in which the two great commandments are to hate your neighbor and to love your neighbor's wife. Votes: 0

I loved watching classics such as 'Casablanca' and goofball comedies such as 'How To Murder Your Wife' on WGN-TV. Votes: 0

This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?" Votes: 0

Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Votes: 0

It's all right to tell a wife the brutal truth, but you've got to go sort of easy with your lady-love. Votes: 0

A mother is a mother all of your life,but a father is a father only when he has a wife. Votes: 0

Your seventh wife, Phileros, is now being buried in your field. No man's field brings him greater profit than yours, Phileros. Votes: 0

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.' Votes: 0

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." Votes: 0

You can love the Mexican culture, you can love your Mexican-American wife and also believe that we need to control the border. Votes: 0

Let wife and child perish, and lay bricks for your last crust, rather than part with an iota of your [copy]rights. Votes: 0

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops! Votes: 0

Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth tonight. Votes: 0

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… . Votes: 0

I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it. Votes: 0

Your wife hold two tickets in her hands for you: one to the gate of heaven and the other to the dungeons of hell. Votes: 0

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner! Votes: 0

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’. Votes: 0

Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes. Votes: 0

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. Votes: 0

Your women of fashion ceases to be a woman. She is neither mother, nor wife, nor lover. She is, medically speaking, sex on the brain. Votes: 0

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. Votes: 0

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way. Votes: 0

Lord Akeldama sighed. 'You lovebirds, how will I endure such flirtations constantly in my company? How déclassé, Lord Maccon, to love your own wife. Votes: 0

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. Votes: 0

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?' Votes: 0

No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's. Votes: 0

One judge is coughing his life out into bloody handkerchiefs and the other is burying his wife, and you think this is how God answers your prayers? Votes: 0

Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife Votes: 0

Being an unveiled wife is about confronting and crushing your fears; believing in truth more than in doubt, worry, or lies, and finding your security in God alone Votes: 0

It's important my daughters learn from the hard work my wife and I put into this company. Who better to look out for your best interests than family? Votes: 0

That first scream, my lord, was indeed your daughter, my wife, and if you kill me, your grandchild will be quite without a father. Won't you come in? Votes: 0

I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to motherfucker. Votes: 0

People are whupped. I'm whupped. My wife is whupped. Unless it's your job to be curious, who really has the time to sit and ask questions and explore issues? Votes: 0

When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.' Votes: 0

As to your families my counsel is, never lay down your authority to a wife or child, but treat them so kindly they will never want to leave you. Votes: 0

Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage. Votes: 0

Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings. Votes: 0

It was weird to be married; you kind of lose your identity. You're suddenly somebody's wife. And you're like, 'Oh, I'm half of a couple now. I've lost me.' Votes: 0

You might, from your appearance, be the wife of Lucifer,” said Miss Pross, in her breathing. “Nevertheless, you shall not get the better of me. I am an Englishwoman. Votes: 0

The air will always be to filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. Your wife too cold. You will always have some excuse not to live your life. Votes: 0